Poulpe vs Liverpool F.T - Match report

Championship

Full time

Poulpe

4-1

HT: 0 - 1

Liverpool F.T

Key moments

87'

Goal for Poulpe! Tonio Castagno

GOAL! Ambidextre plays a beautiful through ball to Tonio Castagno, who keeps his cool to beat the keeper.
83'

Goal for Poulpe! Petit Tocard

Following a poor clearance by M.Kerkez, Petit Tocard finds himself alone at the penalty spot and opens his foot perfectly to beat the keeper.
72'

Substitution for Liverpool F.T

Liverpool F.T effectue un remplacement. A.Isak prend la place de F.Wirtz.
69'

Goal for Poulpe! BIG FUSIL A PROUT

Gros Tocard drives the corner in low; BIG FUSIL A PROUT charges to the penalty spot and attempts a backheel, the ball hits the post and goes in. What a magnificent finish!!!
54'

Goal for Poulpe! Billy BRENNAN

Billy BRENNAN advances from the left, commits M.Kerkez, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.
40'

Goal for Liverpool F.T! R. Ngumoha

A well-taken corner by Luis Diaz. R. Ngumoha loses his marker and plants a header past the keeper and into the net. It's a goal!

Match editorial

A TENTACULAR MASSACRE: POULPE HUMILIATES LIVERPOOL F.T IN A 4-1 STOMPING

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a tactical execution. Liverpool F.T arrived on the pitch seemingly hoping for a miracle, and for a fleeting moment at the 40th minute, their corner-kick goal made us believe they had a pulse. It was a cruel illusion. Aside from that solitary moment of competence, the visitors were utterly toothless, managing a pathetic single shot on target throughout the entire ninety minutes. Meanwhile, Poulpe spent the afternoon treating the Liverpool defense like a training dummy, peppering the goal with seven shots on target and proving that having eight arms—or at least eight gears—is a significant advantage in the beautiful game. ⚽

The first half was a messy affair of misfires and tactical clumsy play, with both sides trading wayward shots like they were allergic to the back of the net. However, once Poulpe finally found their rhythm in the 54th minute, the dam didn't just break; it evaporated. Liverpool F.T looked completely lost, resorting to desperate fouls as their frustration mounted. By the time the 69th minute rolled around and Poulpe buried another corner, the writing was on the wall in permanent marker. The visitors were effectively ghosting their own match, watching helplessly as their opponents dictated the tempo with surgical precision.

The final ten minutes were an absolute embarrassment for Liverpool F.T, who seemed to simply give up the ghost. Poulpe showed no mercy, hammering in two more goals in the 83rd and 87th minutes to turn a respectable win into a complete annihilation. It was a masterclass in relentless pressure against a team that looked like they would rather be anywhere else on the planet. As the final whistle blew at 4-1, the scoreboard confirmed what everyone in the stands already knew: Poulpe are playing a different sport, while Liverpool F.T are still trying to figure out how to lace their boots. A total disaster for the visitors, and a glorious day for the cephalopod enthusiasts! 🐙

Head-to-head

Match details

On 17/09/2026 11:30

Stade Poulpe (Poulpe)

9199 spectators

No extra time

Robin Risser

254 pts

24 yrs

Alexandre...

129 pts

26 yrs

Boue

227 pts

24 yrs

Bounty dé...

218 pts

23 yrs

Billy BRE...

271 pts

24 yrs

Gros Tocard

273 pts

20 yrs

Petit Tocard

274 pts

24 yrs

Tonio Cas...

280 pts

23 yrs

BIG FUSIL...

252 pts

23 yrs

Ambidextre

253 pts

23 yrs

Lukas Sch...

204 pts

26 yrs

Alisson B...

235 pts

23 yrs

M.Kerkez

232 pts

23 yrs

I.Konate

232 pts

26 yrs

J.Frimpong

232 pts

21 yrs

C.Bradley

121 pts

26 yrs

Victor Munoz

236 pts

22 yrs

H.Ekitike

236 pts

25 yrs

D.Szoboszlai

236 pts

23 yrs

R. Ngumoha

236 pts

22 yrs

Luis Diaz

236 pts

22 yrs

A.Isak

118 pts

26 yrs

Match commentary

91'

Full time!

And that's it! Liverpool F.T fought hard, but Poulpe were just too good today.
89'

Perfect tackle by M.Kerkez on Boue! The move was very dangerous! M.Kerkez arrived at just the right time!
87'

Goal for Poulpe! Tonio Castagno

GOAL! Ambidextre plays a beautiful through ball to Tonio Castagno, who keeps his cool to beat the keeper.
84'

R. Ngumoha tries to get past Lukas Schneider, who stops him with a textbook tackle.
83'

Goal for Poulpe! Petit Tocard

Following a poor clearance by M.Kerkez, Petit Tocard finds himself alone at the penalty spot and opens his foot perfectly to beat the keeper.
82'

Shot off target by Tonio Castagno

A real masterclass from Tonio Castagno, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but Billy BRENNAN, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!
77'

A lightning-fast counter-attack led by Victor Munoz, who chooses to go alone... What a waste, I.Konate was completely unmarked!
72'

Tactical change — Liverpool F.T

Liverpool F.T modifie sa stratégie.
72'

Substitution for Liverpool F.T

Liverpool F.T effectue un remplacement. A.Isak prend la place de F.Wirtz.
69'

Goal for Poulpe! BIG FUSIL A PROUT

Gros Tocard drives the corner in low; BIG FUSIL A PROUT charges to the penalty spot and attempts a backheel, the ball hits the post and goes in. What a magnificent finish!!!
67'

Shot on target by Petit Tocard

A long pass from Petit Tocard finds Tonio Castagno, who hits a right-footed shot that the keeper gathers comfortably.
61'

Bounty délicat is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on R. Ngumoha.
59'

Free kick by R. Ngumoha

R. Ngumoha steps up and... poor pigeon.
59'

BIG FUSIL A PROUT pushes Luis Diaz in the back, the referee blows for a foul.
56'

I.Konate is through on goal, but Ambidextre wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.
54'

Goal for Poulpe! Billy BRENNAN

Billy BRENNAN advances from the left, commits M.Kerkez, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.
51'

Lukas Schneider just tackled Luis Diaz with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Poulpe va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45+1'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Liverpool F.T.
40'

Goal for Liverpool F.T! R. Ngumoha

A well-taken corner by Luis Diaz. R. Ngumoha loses his marker and plants a header past the keeper and into the net. It's a goal!
35'

What a horror tackle! D.Szoboszlai drives his studs into Ambidextre's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.
31'

Tactical change — Liverpool F.T

Liverpool F.T modifie sa stratégie.
28'

I.Konate dribbles past two opponents, but Billy BRENNAN decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!
26'

Shot on target by Ambidextre

Petit Tocard plays a through ball for Ambidextre, who hits it first time. The keeper is caught by surprise and can only punch the ball away.
22'

Shot off target by Lukas Schneider

Strike from Lukas Schneider that goes just over the crossbar; the keeper can breathe a sigh of relief.
19'

BIG FUSIL A PROUT dribbles past H.Ekitike with a magnificent nutmeg. H.Ekitike seems annoyed, so he tackles BIG FUSIL A PROUT from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!
14'

Shot on target by Ambidextre

BIG FUSIL A PROUT plays it first time to Ambidextre, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.
11'

Shot off target by D.Szoboszlai

R. Ngumoha is played through on the right wing and immediately crosses for D.Szoboszlai, who smashes a header, but unfortunately wide of the goal. The keeper didn't even move.
6'

Shot off target by Luis Diaz

Luis Diaz has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.
4'

Shot off target by Billy BRENNAN

Big miss! Billy BRENNAN cuts the ball back to Petit Tocard. After a great touch he is one-on-one with the keeper, but his powerful strike is off target! What a waste...
0'

Kick-off

The stadium is buzzing; an exciting match is in store between Poulpe and Liverpool F.T!

Key stats

Poulpe Liverpool F.T

44% Possession 56%

4 Goals 1

7 Shots on target 1

3 Shots off target 3

4 Fouls 2

0 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

Tonio Castagno 87' Ambidextre
Petit Tocard 83'
BIG FUSIL A PROUT 69' Gros Tocard
Billy BRENNAN 54'

Scorers

R. Ngumoha 40' Luis Diaz

Goalkeeper

Defence

54'

Midfield

69'
83'
87'

Attack

69'
87'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

40'
40'
72'

Substitutes

72'

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