FC GSHC SFC SLB vs Glourson - Match report

Championship

Full time

FC GSHC SFC SLB

5-1

HT: 1 - 1

Glourson

Key moments

76'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur8

Goal! After a brilliant one-two between Joueur8 and Joueur16, Joueur8 attempts to chip the keeper and the ball nestles into the top corner! A magnificent lob from Joueur8!
70'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur7

Magnificent goal from Joueur7, who lets fly from 30 meters out, right into the top corner past Vago!
69'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur2

Joueur7 plays a superb through ball to Joueur2, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.
47'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur10

Corner from the right by Joueur8 to the penalty spot, and Joueur10 scores with a sublime header. He rose above everyone to blast it in under the bar.
27'

Goal for Glourson! Geva

Geva looked like he wanted to cross, but he found the top corner against Joueur1, who cannot believe it. What a lucky goal!
18'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur2

Joueur10 plays a through ball to Joueur2, who beats the keeper with a chip. What a great move!

Match editorial

A Total Massacre: Glourson Humiliated in 5-1 Destruction

What a glorious day for football, or should I say, what a tragic day for the visitors! The match between FC GSHC SFC SLB and Glourson started with enough tension to snap a guitar string, but it quickly devolved into a one-sided beatdown. While Glourson spent most of the first half perfecting the art of committing fouls—racking up five of them before the referee could even blink—FC GSHC SFC SLB showed them exactly how to find the back of the net. Even when Glourson managed to equalize at the 27th minute, it felt more like a glitch in the simulation than a genuine threat. ⚽

The second half was where the wheels completely fell off the Glourson bus. After a clinical corner kick goal at the 47th minute, FC GSHC SFC SLB turned the pitch into their personal playground. It was a relentless offensive barrage that left the Glourson defense looking like traffic cones in a hurricane. With three goals scored in a frantic seven-minute window starting at the 63rd minute, the scoreboard turned into a public execution. Glourson could barely string two passes together, let alone muster a shot that didn't sail harmlessly into the stands.

By the time the final whistle blew, FC GSHC SFC SLB walked off the pitch as absolute kings, boasting a dominant 5-1 victory that wasn't even as close as the score suggests. Glourson, on the other hand, should probably consider taking up a less demanding sport, like competitive napping. Their tactical discipline was non-existent, and their finishing was frankly embarrassing. A masterclass in dominance for one side, and a total embarrassment for the other. Better luck next time, though I wouldn't count on it! 🤡

Head-to-head

Match details

On 17/09/2026 08:30

Stade FC GSHC SFC SLB (FC GSHC SFC SLB)

6000 spectators

No extra time

Joueur1

247 pts

30 yrs

Joueur5

258 pts

33 yrs

Joueur4

257 pts

33 yrs

Joueur3

255 pts

32 yrs

Joueur2

256 pts

32 yrs

Joueur8

257 pts

33 yrs

Joueur6

249 pts

34 yrs

Joueur7

250 pts

29 yrs

Joueur10

237 pts

34 yrs

Joueur9

257 pts

27 yrs

Joueur16

133 pts

27 yrs

Vago

311 pts

23 yrs

Cipi

206 pts

20 yrs

Tuze

200 pts

22 yrs

Dupy

204 pts

22 yrs

Zymo

216 pts

24 yrs

Dule

212 pts

22 yrs

Gucu

231 pts

23 yrs

Jupa

228 pts

24 yrs

Geva

214 pts

21 yrs

Mily

225 pts

23 yrs

Rafe

169 pts

20 yrs

Match commentary

90'

Full time!

Full time, FC GSHC SFC SLB hands another defeat to Glourson, who must regroup for their next match.
88'

Joueur7 cannot stop Cipi, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.
87'

Joueur9 and Joueur7 execute a beautiful one-two and bring the ball forward.
86'

Joueur10 and Joueur6 have a misunderstanding, and the opposition recovers the ball.
82'

Glourson is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against FC GSHC SFC SLB.
81'

Joueur2 and Joueur4 are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.
80'

Gucu cannot get past Joueur7 and gives the ball away cheaply.
77'

A run down the right from Joueur7, who crosses but sees his ball cleared by Dupy. The danger remains near the penalty area.
76'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur8

Goal! After a brilliant one-two between Joueur8 and Joueur16, Joueur8 attempts to chip the keeper and the ball nestles into the top corner! A magnificent lob from Joueur8!
70'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur7

Magnificent goal from Joueur7, who lets fly from 30 meters out, right into the top corner past Vago!
69'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur2

Joueur7 plays a superb through ball to Joueur2, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.
68'

Joueur2 is late on Mily, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.
63'

Undeniable foul! Rafe tackles Joueur3 with both feet off the ground!
60'

Joueur10 attempts a tough tackle on Tuze but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!
56'

Shot off target by Gucu

After a scramble, Geva lays it back to Gucu who shoots wide. What a shame!
52'

In a duel with Cipi, Joueur3 goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.
47'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur10

Corner from the right by Joueur8 to the penalty spot, and Joueur10 scores with a sublime header. He rose above everyone to blast it in under the bar.
45'

Back under way!

C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.
45'

Half-time

Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.
39'

Shot off target by Mily

Mily tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.
37'

Joueur5 is late on Dupy, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.
32'

Joueur7 cannot get past Gucu and gives the ball away cheaply.
30'

Following a nice piece of skill from Joueur6, Dupy can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!
27'

Goal for Glourson! Geva

Geva looked like he wanted to cross, but he found the top corner against Joueur1, who cannot believe it. What a lucky goal!
23'

Joueur10 cuts inside to beat his marker, but Dupy hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!
22'

Big chance for Joueur8, who beats the keeper but is denied by the last-ditch effort of Zymo. What a shame!
18'

Goal for FC GSHC SFC SLB! Joueur2

Joueur10 plays a through ball to Joueur2, who beats the keeper with a chip. What a great move!
16'

Glourson is passing the ball around, with FC GSHC SFC SLB trying to win it back.
14'

Save by Joueur1

Jupa tries to chip the keeper from 30 meters, but he sensed the danger and caught the ball.
8'

Shot off target by Rafe

After a well-executed counterattack, Geva sends a long cross to Rafe, who hits it on the volley; the keeper looks beaten, but the ball hits the post and goes out. So unlucky!
6'

Rafe humiliates Joueur6 with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.
3'

Free kick by Joueur8

Joueur8 runs up and blasts it into the stands. What a waste!
3'

Jupa commits a heavy foul, tackling Joueur16 from behind with both feet off the ground.
0'

Kick-off

The referee blows the whistle to start the match; a great game surely awaits us!

Key stats

FC GSHC SFC SLB Glourson

58% Possession 42%

5 Goals 1

5 Shots on target 2

1 Shots off target 3

4 Fouls 5

0 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

Joueur8 76' Joueur16
Joueur7 70'
Joueur2 69' Joueur7
Joueur10 47' Joueur8
Joueur2 18' Joueur10

Key moments

A Total Massacre: Glourson Humiliated in 5-1 Destruction

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