Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 89'

    Free kick scored by Dylan Dumas

    The fans can't believe their eyes! This free-kick is sublime, they are chanting Dylan Dumas's name!

  2. 77'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! A.Stark

    What a goal! Kaku pulls the ball back for A.Stark, who fires a missile that the keeper can only watch sail past!

  3. 64'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Luis Figo

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, Luis Figo faces V. Van Dijk, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  4. 39'

    Red card for D. Alaba

    And the referee sends D. Alaba off to the dressing room for that crude foul.

  5. 24'

    Yellow card for V. Van Dijk

    Following that foul, V. Van Dijk is shown a yellow card.

  6. 3'

    Yellow card for H. Kane

    H. Kane gets a yellow card; he needs to be careful now, the referee is watching him closely.

What a spectacular display of incompetence we witnessed today as FC Michelbach turned the pitch into their own personal demolition derby. From the very second minute, it was clear that the only thing FC Michelbach intended to practice was the art of the cynical foul. With six fouls, two yellow cards, and a pathetic red card by the 39th minute, they spent more time arguing with the referee than actually looking at the ball. In fact, they finished the match with zero shots—not just zero on target, but zero shots in total. It is truly impressive to be that completely allergic to the opponent's goal net. 🤡

On the other side of the grass, FC Paslajoie played with the patience of a saint, calmly picking apart the wreckage that FC Michelbach called a defense. Despite a few early jitters and some wayward shooting in the opening half, the dam finally broke in the 64th minute. Once the floodgates opened, FC Paslajoie looked like world-beaters, cruising to a comfortable 3-0 victory. The highlight was undoubtedly the final goal in the 89th minute, a sublime free-kick that served as the perfect cherry on top of this lopsided affair.

Ultimately, this wasn't so much a football match as it was a public service announcement on why you should learn to pass the ball instead of kicking the ankles of your opponents. FC Paslajoie walks away with the bragging rights and a clean sheet, while FC Michelbach should probably consider switching to a sport that involves less running and perhaps more time in the penalty box. A truly embarrassing performance for the visitors, and a joyous afternoon for the home crowd! ⚽🔥

Match details

On 16/09/2026 17:30

Stade du Roti (FC Paslajoie)

13000 spectators

No extra time

Teru
238 pts
20 yrs
Lucas Guerin
251 pts
26 yrs
Charles M...
258 pts
25 yrs
Cambiasso
270 pts
28 yrs
Kaku
293 pts
19 yrs
Luis Figo
281 pts
25 yrs
Jiro
281 pts
23 yrs
Abdoulaye...
309 pts
30 yrs
Diego Mar...
284 pts
26 yrs
A.Stark
302 pts
28 yrs
Dylan Dumas
297 pts
29 yrs
Gyfu
208 pts
22 yrs
R. Varane
206 pts
32 yrs
A. Schicklin
173 pts
22 yrs
D. Alaba
211 pts
31 yrs
V. Van Dijk
208 pts
30 yrs
W. Saliba
206 pts
31 yrs
A. Waldy
184 pts
21 yrs
A. Griezmann
200 pts
30 yrs
G. Goepfert
206 pts
22 yrs
K. Wenck
206 pts
22 yrs
H. Kane
200 pts
29 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    A huge win for FC Paslajoie in this grueling match from start to finish!

  2. 89'

    Free kick scored by Dylan Dumas

    The fans can't believe their eyes! This free-kick is sublime, they are chanting Dylan Dumas's name!

  3. 88'

    Dylan Dumas dribbles past two opponents, but R. Varane decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  4. 86'

    A. Schicklin passes to R. Varane, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  5. 85'

    Nice pass from Diego Maradona to Lucas Guerin, but unfortunately he zigged while Lucas Guerin zagged.

  6. 83'

    Shot off target by Kaku

    Kaku has a bit of space. He moves forward and shoots from 30 meters. Way wide. Too bad!

  7. 81'

    FC Paslajoie's central defense is rock solid, FC Michelbach are looking for a way to break them down.

  8. 80'

    Down the left flank, Luis Figo plays it through to Cambiasso, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

  9. 77'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! A.Stark

    What a goal! Kaku pulls the ball back for A.Stark, who fires a missile that the keeper can only watch sail past!

  10. 71'

    K. Wenck is on fire, performing a brilliant roulette to beat his marker, Charles Morin.

  11. 70'

    Dylan Dumas bursts down the right wing and tries to cut it back for Lucas Guerin, but it goes straight to a defender who clears it. A missed opportunity.

  12. 64'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Luis Figo

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, Luis Figo faces V. Van Dijk, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  13. 60'

    Shot off target by Dylan Dumas

    Dylan Dumas tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

  14. 57'

    From a Cambiasso cross, the ball reaches Jiro who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

  15. 54'

    Cambiasso and Diego Maradona are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!

  16. 50'

    In a duel with Dylan Dumas, A. Schicklin goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  17. 47'

    Undeniable foul! A. Waldy tackles A.Stark with both feet off the ground!

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  20. 43'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, R. Varane pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Diego Maradona. Pure class.

  21. 40'

    A. Waldy bursts down the right wing and tries to cut it back for V. Van Dijk, but it goes straight to a defender who clears it. A missed opportunity.

  22. 39'

    Red card for D. Alaba

    And the referee sends D. Alaba off to the dressing room for that crude foul.

  23. 39'

    D. Alaba is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Teru's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  24. 35'

    G. Goepfert goes down in the box under pressure from Charles Morin. The referee waves play on.

  25. 33'

    Hard tackle by A.Stark on A. Waldy, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  26. 31'

    A sublime cross-field pass from A. Schicklin to V. Van Dijk, who brings it down with his chest.

  27. 27'

    Diego Maradona and Luis Figo are stringing passes together beautifully.

  28. 24'

    Yellow card for V. Van Dijk

    Following that foul, V. Van Dijk is shown a yellow card.

  29. 23'

    V. Van Dijk is late on Lucas Guerin, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  30. 22'

    Save by Gyfu

    A beautiful strike from A.Stark headed for the top corner, but Gyfu tips it onto the crossbar. What a chance!!

  31. 17'

    Free kick by Dylan Dumas

    Dangerous free kick centrally taken by Dylan Dumas, he shoots but the ball sails into the stands... What a pity.

  32. 17'

    Hard tackle by D. Alaba on Diego Maradona, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  33. 13'

    G. Goepfert finds plenty of space down the left. He crosses to A. Waldy, who controls with a spin and beats the keeper at the second attempt. But he is flagged offside. Replays confirm it was the right call.

  34. 8'

    Shot on target by Dylan Dumas

    Dylan Dumas breaks down the flank, cuts inside with a nice move, and crosses. Jiro powers a header straight into the keeper's gloves. A pity.

  35. 6'

    K. Wenck plays a ball over the top for G. Goepfert in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

  36. 4'

    Shot off target by Diego Maradona

    Diego Maradona dribbles past three defenders and shoots from 25 meters. The ball hits the crossbar! What a shame!

  37. 3'

    Yellow card for H. Kane

    H. Kane gets a yellow card; he needs to be careful now, the referee is watching him closely.

  38. 2'

    Charles Morin cuts inside to beat his marker, but H. Kane hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  39. 0'

    Kick-off

    The 22 players take the field to the FC Paslajoie anthem.

Key stats

FC Paslajoie FC Michelbach
74% Possession 26%
3 Goals 0
5 Shots on target 0
4 Shots off target 0
2 Fouls 6
0 Yellow cards 2
0 Red cards 1
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Dylan Dumas 89'
  • A.Stark 77' Kaku
  • Luis Figo 64'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 77'
  • 64'

Attack

  • 77'
  • 89'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 39'
  • 24'

Midfield

Attack

  • 3'

Substitutes

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