Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 73'

    Goal for Les Sharks 61! A.Loubiere

    Vitinha cuts into the box and squares it to A.Loubiere, who beats the keeper with ease. The goalie is shouting at his defenders for standing still on that play!

  2. 49'

    Goal for DickyDog! Quoicoubaka

    Goal! Quoicoubaka nutmegs N.Mendes and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  3. 23'

    Goal for DickyDog! Hamzezette

    Le G leaves his marker for dead and plays a through ball to Hamzezette, who capitalizes on a mix-up between the defender and the keeper to score into an empty net! What a blunder!

  4. 21'

    Goal for DickyDog! Quoicoubaka

    Slip kangourou wins the ball and charges upfield. He draws in the defenders before sliding it to Quoicoubaka, who just has to slot it home.

  5. 17'

    Yellow card for Slip kangourou

    Yellow card for Slip kangourou following that foul; he'll need to be on his best behavior for the rest of the match!

  6. 13'

    Goal for DickyDog! SquirtyBéranger

    Quoicoubaka's corner leads to a scramble, and SquirtyBéranger finds the back of the net.

What a bloodbath! The pitch at the stadium turned into an aquarium today as DickyDog absolutely devoured Les Sharks 61 with a clinical 4-1 victory. The chaos started early when a DickyDog player decided that a yellow card in the 17th minute was the perfect fashion accessory to kick off the festivities. Apparently, they needed that little wake-up call, because once the dust settled from the booking, they went on a rampage, netting two quick goals in the 21st and 23rd minutes that left the Sharks looking like confused guppies in a blender. ⚽

While Les Sharks 61 spent most of the afternoon practicing their aim for the moon—racking up five shots off target and looking generally lost—DickyDog kept their eyes on the prize. By the 49th minute, the scoreline was already a humiliating 3-0. Even when Les Sharks 61 finally managed to salvage a bit of pride with a goal in the 73rd minute, it was nothing more than a tiny splash in a tidal wave of dominance. The Sharks' defensive line seemed to have taken a siesta, allowing DickyDog to pepper their keeper with 8 shots on target throughout the encounter.

By the time the final whistle blew, the stats told the story of a team that actually showed up versus a team that clearly took a wrong turn at the aquarium. DickyDog walked away with a deserved win, proving that even with a few clumsy fouls, they are the undisputed predators of this league. As for Les Sharks 61, maybe it is time to trade the fins for some actual football boots and start hitting the target instead of the advertising boards. A brutal, one-sided affair that reminded everyone why we love this beautiful, chaotic sport. 🦈

Match details

On 16/09/2026 16:30

Le Parc des Pinfres (DickyDog)

23998 spectators

No extra time

Big clampin
275 pts
26 yrs
Creamy De...
270 pts
30 yrs
Sup Naked
272 pts
25 yrs
HUBERTO C...
297 pts
24 yrs
Slip kang...
263 pts
25 yrs
Quoicoubaka
274 pts
28 yrs
Le G
275 pts
26 yrs
Hamzezette
278 pts
22 yrs
Hermano d...
275 pts
27 yrs
Gros Beig...
285 pts
26 yrs
SquirtyBé...
263 pts
30 yrs
L.Chevalier
264 pts
26 yrs
N.Mendes
242 pts
29 yrs
Marquinhos
243 pts
18 yrs
W.Pacho
289 pts
24 yrs
A.Hakimi
245 pts
20 yrs
Vitinha
251 pts
23 yrs
J.Neves
243 pts
21 yrs
F.Ruiz
242 pts
17 yrs
D.Doue
240 pts
27 yrs
A.Loubiere
240 pts
22 yrs
O.Dembele
243 pts
26 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    DickyDog beats Les Sharks 61 in an unsurprising and thoroughly deserved victory.

  2. 89'

    Shot off target by A.Hakimi

    O.Dembele finds A.Hakimi with a cross-field ball, who controls it with a lovely chest trap and tries a volley. The ball sails into the stands!

  3. 87'

    Les Sharks 61 and DickyDog seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!

  4. 85'

    DickyDog's defensive line is playing high, making them vulnerable to turnovers—Les Sharks 61 could capitalize on that.

  5. 84'

    Creamy Deluxe stamps on O.Dembele, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  6. 79'

    J.Neves commits a deliberate obstruction on Big clampin. Watch out!

  7. 78'

    Save by L.Chevalier

    Quoicoubaka hits a clean shot on target, but L.Chevalier makes a world-class save to clear the danger.

  8. 75'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Sup Naked on A.Hakimi.

  9. 73'

    Goal for Les Sharks 61! A.Loubiere

    Vitinha cuts into the box and squares it to A.Loubiere, who beats the keeper with ease. The goalie is shouting at his defenders for standing still on that play!

  10. 69'

    Save by Big clampin

    J.Neves fires a confident shot from 25 meters! But Big clampin makes an incredible save, the crowd is going wild!

  11. 63'

    Shot off target by A.Loubiere

    A.Loubiere picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.

  12. 61'

    Free kick by Gros Beignet Dodu

    Free kick taken by Gros Beignet Dodu... The wall is too close and deflects the ball for a corner.

  13. 60'

    A shirt pull by A.Loubiere; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  14. 57'

    J.Neves is the engine of this team; after a run down the right flank, he passes to O.Dembele, but the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  15. 53'

    Save by L.Chevalier

    SquirtyBéranger hits a clean shot on target, but L.Chevalier makes a world-class save to clear the danger.

  16. 50'

    Shot on target by A.Loubiere

    A.Loubiere approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and D.Doue fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!

  17. 49'

    Goal for DickyDog! Quoicoubaka

    Goal! Quoicoubaka nutmegs N.Mendes and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Les Sharks 61 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour DickyDog.

  20. 40'

    Shot off target by SquirtyBéranger

    Breaking down the right wing, SquirtyBéranger spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!

  21. 38'

    Save by L.Chevalier

    Hamzezette fires a great shot on goal, but L.Chevalier saves it without much trouble.

  22. 32'

    Shot off target by F.Ruiz

    F.Ruiz tries his luck with his left from the edge of the box! Just over the bar!

  23. 28'

    Hermano delchibro runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by D.Doue.

  24. 23'

    Goal for DickyDog! Hamzezette

    Le G leaves his marker for dead and plays a through ball to Hamzezette, who capitalizes on a mix-up between the defender and the keeper to score into an empty net! What a blunder!

  25. 21'

    Goal for DickyDog! Quoicoubaka

    Slip kangourou wins the ball and charges upfield. He draws in the defenders before sliding it to Quoicoubaka, who just has to slot it home.

  26. 17'

    Yellow card for Slip kangourou

    Yellow card for Slip kangourou following that foul; he'll need to be on his best behavior for the rest of the match!

  27. 17'

    Slip kangourou catches D.Doue's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  28. 13'

    Goal for DickyDog! SquirtyBéranger

    Quoicoubaka's corner leads to a scramble, and SquirtyBéranger finds the back of the net.

  29. 10'

    Shot off target by A.Loubiere

    F.Ruiz finds A.Loubiere with a cross-field ball, who controls it with a lovely chest trap and tries a volley. The ball sails into the stands!

  30. 6'

    Shot on target by F.Ruiz

    Great work from Vitinha on the right, F.Ruiz hits a half-volley but it's no trouble for the keeper.

  31. 4'

    Shot off target by O.Dembele

    O.Dembele dribbles past three defenders and shoots from 25 meters. The ball hits the crossbar! What a shame!

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off under beautiful sunshine.

Key stats

DickyDog Les Sharks 61
46% Possession 54%
4 Goals 1
8 Shots on target 4
1 Shots off target 5
3 Fouls 2
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Quoicoubaka 49'
  • Hamzezette 23' Le G
  • Quoicoubaka 21' Slip kangourou
  • SquirtyBéranger 13' Quoicoubaka

Scorers

  • A.Loubiere 73' Vitinha

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 21'17'

Midfield

  • 49'21'13'
  • 23'

Attack

  • 23'
  • 13'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 73'

Attack

  • 73'

Substitutes

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