Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 79'

    Yellow card for PROUT PISTOL

    PROUT PISTOL receives a yellow card; he won't be able to defend the same way anymore...

  2. 70'

    Substitution for COMPOSE TON TACOS

    COMPOSE TON TACOS effectue un remplacement. Maroille pané prend la place de Supp Oeuf Poché.

  3. 59'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! KNAKI DURE

    What a textbook goal! After some superb triangle passing, STEPH LA BELETTE sets up KNAKI DURE perfectly, who beats the keeper with a left-footed strike from the edge of the box!!

  4. 39'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! STEPH LA BELETTE

    Echalote confite bites on the fake shot from STEPH LA BELETTE, who goes through on goal and slots it through the keeper's legs! What a play by STEPH LA BELETTE!

  5. 33'

    Yellow card for Supp Oeuf Poché

    The referee reaches for his pocket for this minor foul and it's the red... no, the referee made a mistake pulling that card, he apologizes, it's just a yellow!

  6. 15'

    Penalty converted by STEPH LA BELETTE

    STEPH LA BELETTE steps up, shoots, and finds the top corner. Double Cheddar can do nothing about that strike.

  7. 5'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Supp Oeuf Poché

    Corner from the right by Sauce Biggy to the penalty spot, and Supp Oeuf Poché scores with a sublime header. He rose above everyone to blast it in under the bar.

What a culinary disaster for COMPOSE TON TACOS! They stepped onto the pitch looking like a soggy tortilla, while LE ROI KEBAB arrived ready to serve a masterclass. The agony started early in the 15th minute when a penalty kick gave the visitors the lead, setting the tone for a match where COMPOSE TON TACOS spent more time committing fouls—seven in total—than actually threatening the goal. Their lone shot on target was a pathetic reminder that when you try to customize your defense, you end up with a mess that nobody ordered. 🌯

By the 39th minute, LE ROI KEBAB had already doubled their lead, leaving the home side scrambling like a confused customer at a midnight snack run. While COMPOSE TON TACOS collected yellow cards and frustration, LE ROI KEBAB dominated the stats with seven shots on target. Even a missed penalty in the 73rd minute couldn't save the hosts from their inevitable fate, as the visitors cruised to a 1-3 victory that felt more like a lopsided beatdown than a competitive championship clash.

Ultimately, LE ROI KEBAB proved that they are the true masters of the kitchen, displaying clinical precision while COMPOSE TON TACOS simply folded under the pressure. With only one shot on target and a mountain of fouls, it is safe to say that the only thing getting "composed" tonight was the home team's funeral. A bitter defeat for the fans, but a delicious result for those who prefer their football served with actual skill rather than just extra sauce. ⚽🔥

Match details

On 16/09/2026 09:30

COSY TACOS (COMPOSE TON TACOS)

55999 spectators

No extra time

Double Ch...
264 pts
27 yrs
Echalote ...
257 pts
22 yrs
Truite Ve...
264 pts
23 yrs
Maroille ...
192 pts
22 yrs
Lamelle d...
264 pts
22 yrs
Effiloché...
253 pts
28 yrs
Sauce Biggy
278 pts
22 yrs
FRITES BI...
278 pts
22 yrs
Sauce Han...
278 pts
21 yrs
Magret séché
279 pts
23 yrs
Miel Mout...
274 pts
23 yrs
PACO RABAT
261 pts
24 yrs
KNAKI MOLLE
301 pts
21 yrs
BOUDIN CRU
285 pts
22 yrs
BOUDIN CUIT
293 pts
26 yrs
KNAKI DURE
301 pts
24 yrs
CAPTAIN C...
303 pts
30 yrs
PEIGNE CUL
317 pts
23 yrs
STEPH LA ...
314 pts
27 yrs
PROUT PISTOL
309 pts
25 yrs
POOP CATA...
301 pts
22 yrs
GROS GROS...
294 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    It is all over! What a match! Ending in a win for LE ROI KEBAB over COMPOSE TON TACOS!

  2. 89'

    BOUDIN CRU and STEPH LA BELETTE are stringing passes together beautifully.

  3. 87'

    Shot off target by Sauce Hannibal

    Superb curling shot from Sauce Hannibal that grazes the top left corner! That was close!

  4. 86'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS can no longer build up play or string two passes together! This is down to the excellent high press from LE ROI KEBAB!

  5. 84'

    The tackle by Sauce Hannibal on BOUDIN CRU is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  6. 79'

    Yellow card for PROUT PISTOL

    PROUT PISTOL receives a yellow card; he won't be able to defend the same way anymore...

  7. 78'

    PROUT PISTOL commits a deliberate obstruction on Lamelle de Kebab. Watch out!

  8. 73'

    Penalty missed by STEPH LA BELETTE

    What a save! Double Cheddar pulls off a masterclass to stop this carefully taken penalty from STEPH LA BELETTE.

  9. 73'

    Penalty to LE ROI KEBAB

    The referee points to the penalty spot! It looked like the foul was outside the box! Regardless, STEPH LA BELETTE has already placed the ball and is preparing to shoot.

  10. 73'

    Lamelle de Kebab puts in a heavy tackle on KNAKI DURE during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  11. 70'

    Tactical change — COMPOSE TON TACOS

    COMPOSE TON TACOS modifie sa stratégie.

  12. 70'

    Substitution for COMPOSE TON TACOS

    COMPOSE TON TACOS effectue un remplacement. Maroille pané prend la place de Supp Oeuf Poché.

  13. 68'

    What a foul! As BOUDIN CRU was heading for goal, Supp Oeuf Poché comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  14. 63'

    Shot on target by STEPH LA BELETTE

    STEPH LA BELETTE's shot is scuffed! No problem for the keeper.

  15. 59'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! KNAKI DURE

    What a textbook goal! After some superb triangle passing, STEPH LA BELETTE sets up KNAKI DURE perfectly, who beats the keeper with a left-footed strike from the edge of the box!!

  16. 56'

    Tactical change — COMPOSE TON TACOS

    COMPOSE TON TACOS modifie sa stratégie.

  17. 56'

    Free kick by STEPH LA BELETTE

    STEPH LA BELETTE strikes it accurately. He aims for the top left corner, but once again, the keeper is alert and makes a clean save from the low-power shot.

  18. 56'

    CAPTAIN CROTTE cuts inside to beat his marker, but Sauce Hannibal hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  19. 51'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Truite Vengeuse on PROUT PISTOL.

  20. 48'

    Tactical change — COMPOSE TON TACOS

    COMPOSE TON TACOS modifie sa stratégie.

  21. 47'

    Shot on target by PROUT PISTOL

    CAPTAIN CROTTE plays it first time to PROUT PISTOL, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.

  22. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe COMPOSE TON TACOS va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  23. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour LE ROI KEBAB.

  24. 40'

    Nice pass from PROUT PISTOL to KNAKI DURE, but unfortunately he zigged while KNAKI DURE zagged.

  25. 39'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! STEPH LA BELETTE

    Echalote confite bites on the fake shot from STEPH LA BELETTE, who goes through on goal and slots it through the keeper's legs! What a play by STEPH LA BELETTE!

  26. 33'

    Yellow card for Supp Oeuf Poché

    The referee reaches for his pocket for this minor foul and it's the red... no, the referee made a mistake pulling that card, he apologizes, it's just a yellow!

  27. 33'

    A shirt pull by Supp Oeuf Poché; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  28. 28'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for LE ROI KEBAB.

  29. 25'

    Shot off target by PEIGNE CUL

    After a successful one-two, PEIGNE CUL manages to get a shot off, but it sails into the stands. Poor pigeons!

  30. 22'

    Shot off target by Lamelle de Kebab

    Lamelle de Kebab beats two defenders and feeds Sauce Biggy, who attempts a curling shot. The ball kisses the right post.

  31. 17'

    Effiloché de beef overhits the pass to Magret séché, and the ball goes out for a goal kick.

  32. 15'

    Penalty converted by STEPH LA BELETTE

    STEPH LA BELETTE steps up, shoots, and finds the top corner. Double Cheddar can do nothing about that strike.

  33. 15'

    Penalty to LE ROI KEBAB

    No doubt about it, that foul was inside the box! STEPH LA BELETTE is getting ready to take it.

  34. 15'

    Magret séché makes no attempt to play the ball there! PEIGNE CUL is on the ground. It is a foul.

  35. 13'

    Shot on target by POOP CATAPULT

    Magnificent 30-meter strike from POOP CATAPULT. The keeper gathers the ball at the second attempt.

  36. 8'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS has settled on the ball and is moving it well, looking for an opening; LE ROI KEBAB will struggle to win it back.

  37. 5'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Supp Oeuf Poché

    Corner from the right by Sauce Biggy to the penalty spot, and Supp Oeuf Poché scores with a sublime header. He rose above everyone to blast it in under the bar.

  38. 0'

    Kick-off

    We are underway between COMPOSE TON TACOS and LE ROI KEBAB!!! COMPOSE TON TACOS kicks off the match...

Key stats

COMPOSE TON TACOS LE ROI KEBAB
40% Possession 60%
1 Goals 3
1 Shots on target 7
2 Shots off target 1
7 Fouls 1
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Supp Oeuf Poché 5' Sauce Biggy

Scorers

  • KNAKI DURE 59' STEPH LA BELETTE
  • STEPH LA BELETTE 39'
  • STEPH LA BELETTE 15'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 70'

Midfield

  • 5'

Attack

Substitutes

  • 5'33'70'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 59'

Midfield

  • 39'15'(Pen)59'

Attack

  • 79'

Substitutes

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