Championship

Full time

4-0

HT: 2 - 0

Key moments

  1. 85'

    Holo goes down injured

    Holo is in pain and signaling to the bench, he looks set to come off.

  2. 60'

    Goal for FC DK! Joueur10

    The corner is delivered to the back post by Joueur8, and Joueur10 powers a header past the keeper! It's a GOAL!

  3. 46'

    Penalty converted by Joueur8

    And it's a goal for Joueur8! Xiru went the right way but couldn't keep it out.

  4. 23'

    Goal for FC DK! Holo

    Joueur7 spots Holo calling for it, plays the through ball, and he beats the keeper with an unstoppable side-footed finish! GOAL!!

  5. 12'

    Goal for FC DK! Joueur11

    A massive scramble in the box, Joueur11 recovers the ball and crucifies Xiru with a powerful strike!

  6. 6'

    Yellow card for Tiago Marie

    Tiago Marie needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.

What we witnessed today was less of a professional football match and more of a public service announcement on why STRASBUR should perhaps consider taking up knitting instead of playing in the league. With a staggering zero shots—on or off target—the visitors spent the entire ninety minutes acting as glorified traffic cones. Meanwhile, FC DK treated the pitch like their personal playground, racking up eight shots on target and cruising to a dominant 4-0 victory that felt, quite frankly, like a mercy killing. ⚽

The chaos began in the 23rd minute and never really let up, but the true comedy of errors came from the STRASBUR camp. Unable to string together a single offensive play, they pivoted to a strategy of pure, unadulterated thuggery. Nine fouls were committed, including a desperate penalty gifted to FC DK in the 46th minute, which was promptly buried. It takes a special kind of talent to rack up that many fouls while failing to test the goalkeeper even once. The lone yellow card handed to STRASBUR felt like a participation trophy for being the most annoying team on the field.

The only sour note in this otherwise lopsided symphony was the injury sustained by FC DK in the 85th minute. To lose a player while your opponent is essentially playing tag with your ankles is the ultimate insult. FC DK walked away with the points and the pride, while STRASBUR should probably just take the bus home and hope no one recorded the highlights. A masterclass in clinical finishing from the hosts and a masterclass in incompetence from the guests. 🤡

Match details

On 12/09/2026 17:30

Stade FC ECOLAND (FC DK)

3000 spectators

No extra time

JAOUEN
197 pts
29 yrs
Joueur4
179 pts
25 yrs
Joueur5
183 pts
28 yrs
GORGEN
185 pts
26 yrs
Joueur3
183 pts
26 yrs
Joueur8
175 pts
29 yrs
Holo
178 pts
19 yrs
Joueur7
175 pts
30 yrs
Joueur11
173 pts
28 yrs
Joueur10
170 pts
27 yrs
Ziti
176 pts
18 yrs
Xiru
151 pts
22 yrs
Mael Lefe...
131 pts
24 yrs
Doty
142 pts
21 yrs
Mefy
154 pts
22 yrs
Emile Arnaud
144 pts
22 yrs
Adam Duval
144 pts
29 yrs
Kele
139 pts
20 yrs
Paqueta
146 pts
24 yrs
Tiago Marie
129 pts
20 yrs
Jujubee V...
136 pts
29 yrs
Gaspard D...
126 pts
24 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    That is the end of the 90 minutes, a victory for FC DK over STRASBUR, who will regret not taking their chances.

  2. 88'

    FC DK's defensive line is playing high, making them vulnerable to turnovers—STRASBUR could capitalize on that.

  3. 85'

    Holo goes down injured

    Holo is in pain and signaling to the bench, he looks set to come off.

  4. 85'

    Doty pushes Holo in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  5. 83'

    Shot off target by Holo

    Holo tries his luck from 35 meters out, but it flies way over. That would have been 3 points in rugby!

  6. 82'

    Joueur3 passes to Joueur7, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  7. 80'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Joueur4, Emile Arnaud can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  8. 74'

    Shot off target by Holo

    After a scramble, Joueur3 lays it back to Holo who shoots wide. What a shame!

  9. 71'

    Joueur4 dribbles past Emile Arnaud with a magnificent nutmeg. Emile Arnaud seems annoyed, so he tackles Joueur4 from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  10. 66'

    Mael Lefebvre pushes Joueur8 in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  11. 63'

    Shot on target by Ziti

    Ziti puts on a clinic in midfield, accelerating through three defenders before setting up Joueur3, whose left-footed shot from the edge of the box is blocked.

  12. 60'

    Goal for FC DK! Joueur10

    The corner is delivered to the back post by Joueur8, and Joueur10 powers a header past the keeper! It's a GOAL!

  13. 58'

    Ziti and Joueur5 play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  14. 55'

    Shot on target by Joueur11

    Joueur11's shot is scuffed! No problem for the keeper.

  15. 52'

    Shot off target by Joueur7

    After a well-executed counterattack, Holo sends a long cross to Joueur7, who hits it on the volley; the keeper looks beaten, but the ball hits the post and goes out. So unlucky!

  16. 46'

    Penalty converted by Joueur8

    And it's a goal for Joueur8! Xiru went the right way but couldn't keep it out.

  17. 46'

    Penalty to FC DK

    Foul in the penalty area, the referee doesn't hesitate to point to the spot. Joueur8 takes responsibility for the spot-kick.

  18. 46'

    Unacceptable foul by Tiago Marie who tackles Holo from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  19. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe STRASBUR va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  20. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour FC DK.

  21. 44'

    Doty attempts a tough tackle on Joueur4 but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  22. 40'

    Save by Xiru

    The powerful 20-meter strike from Joueur3 is punched away by Xiru.

  23. 38'

    Link-up play between Joueur11 and Joueur3, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

  24. 36'

    Shot off target by Ziti

    Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by Ziti, Holo takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!

  25. 33'

    Shot off target by Ziti

    Looking sharp tonight, Ziti tries his luck with a long-range effort that misses the target.

  26. 29'

    We are witnessing some great football! Joueur4 and Ziti are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!

  27. 27'

    FC DK is currently dominating in midfield, pushing STRASBUR back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!

  28. 24'

    Save by Xiru

    Joueur8 fires a great shot on goal, but Xiru saves it without much trouble.

  29. 23'

    Goal for FC DK! Holo

    Joueur7 spots Holo calling for it, plays the through ball, and he beats the keeper with an unstoppable side-footed finish! GOAL!!

  30. 19'

    Joueur7 dribbles past Gaspard Dupont with a magnificent nutmeg. Gaspard Dupont seems annoyed, so he tackles Joueur7 from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  31. 18'

    A wonderful one-two between Joueur5 and Holo takes out three opposing players.

  32. 12'

    Goal for FC DK! Joueur11

    A massive scramble in the box, Joueur11 recovers the ball and crucifies Xiru with a powerful strike!

  33. 8'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Mefy on JAOUEN.

  34. 6'

    Yellow card for Tiago Marie

    Tiago Marie needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.

  35. 5'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Joueur5, Tiago Marie can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for this derby between FC DK and STRASBUR; this is an important match for both teams.

Key stats

FC DK STRASBUR
77% Possession 23%
4 Goals 0
8 Shots on target 0
5 Shots off target 0
0 Fouls 9
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
1 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Joueur10 60' Joueur8
  • Joueur8 46'
  • Holo 23' Joueur7
  • Joueur11 12'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 46'(Pen)60'
  • 23'85'
  • 23'

Attack

  • 12'
  • 60'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 6'

Substitutes

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