Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 89'

    Goal for Dragon Killers! Feindouno

    Down the left, Cornelius Heine drives forward and fires a low cross across the face of goal. The keeper can only parry it, and Feindouno is there to dribble past him and tap into the empty net.

  2. 57'

    Substitution for Dragon Killers

    Dragon Killers effectue un remplacement. Feindouno prend la place de Taqa.

  3. 57'

    Substitution for Dragon Killers

    Dragon Killers effectue un remplacement. Brian Kluivoort prend la place de Robin V..

  4. 57'

    Substitution for Dragon Killers

    Dragon Killers effectue un remplacement. Nuno Mendes prend la place de Saragosa.

  5. 21'

    Goal for FC Berdoues! Yohann

    Kasper Høgh whips in the corner; the keeper fumbles it onto the head of Yohann, who scores off the post.

  6. 4'

    Yellow card for Robin V.

    Yellow card for Robin V.! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

What a spectacular display of absolute inefficiency from FC Berdoues! In a match that felt less like a football game and more like a target practice session gone horribly wrong, FC Berdoues spent eighty-nine minutes firing at everything except the actual goal. With 12 total shots and only 4 on target, they managed to break the deadlock in the 21st minute via a corner, only to spend the rest of the afternoon proving that they couldn't hit a barn door from the inside with a shotgun. It was a masterclass in frustration that left their supporters pulling their hair out in the stands. 🤡

On the other side of the pitch, the Dragon Killers arrived with a game plan that can best be described as "aggressively mediocre." They spent the first four minutes collecting a yellow card and committing fouls like they were trying to win a prize for the most cynical playstyle. With a pathetic stat line of only one shot on target, they looked like a team waiting for a bus rather than a professional squad. Their performance was a testament to the idea that you don’t need to play football to get a result; you just need to wait for your opponent to fall asleep.

Then came the 89th minute, the moment of pure, unadulterated injustice. With their solitary shot on target, the Dragon Killers snatched a 1-1 draw, leaving FC Berdoues to ponder the cosmic irony of their own incompetence. It was a daylight robbery that defied all logic, turning a dominant, albeit wasteful, performance into a bitter stalemate. If football is a game of skill, today was a crime scene. See you next week for more tears and missed opportunities! ⚽

Match details

On 11/09/2026 12:30

Mogostadium (FC Berdoues)

22400 spectators

No extra time

Dida
227 pts
28 yrs
Mash Burn...
229 pts
31 yrs
Mc kenzie
258 pts
28 yrs
Kasper Høgh
233 pts
26 yrs
Donnum
237 pts
29 yrs
Hidalgo
230 pts
29 yrs
T. Henry
238 pts
24 yrs
Yohann
223 pts
23 yrs
Suha
191 pts
21 yrs
Guillaume...
180 pts
30 yrs
Nuno Mendes
219 pts
34 yrs
Masao Tac...
225 pts
28 yrs
Mark Owairan
258 pts
31 yrs
Cornelius...
262 pts
29 yrs
Brian Klu...
267 pts
30 yrs
Voju
207 pts
20 yrs
Feindouno
258 pts
30 yrs
Alan Pascal
249 pts
29 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    FC Berdoues and Dragon Killers finish in a draw despite an interesting match. Neither team deserved to lose.

  2. 89'

    Goal for Dragon Killers! Feindouno

    Down the left, Cornelius Heine drives forward and fires a low cross across the face of goal. The keeper can only parry it, and Feindouno is there to dribble past him and tap into the empty net.

  3. 86'

    Alan Pascal humiliates Hidalgo with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  4. 83'

    Shot off target by Kasper Høgh

    Just as the pace of the game had dropped significantly, Kasper Høgh took the opportunity to try a long-range shot that goes just over the bar.

  5. 80'

    looks for Donnum in behind the defense, but Donnum cannot control the ball properly.

  6. 77'

    FC Berdoues has settled on the ball and is moving it well, looking for an opening; Dragon Killers will struggle to win it back.

  7. 74'

    Shot on target by T. Henry

    T. Henry breaks down the flank, cuts inside with a nice move, and crosses. Yohann powers a header straight into the keeper's gloves. A pity.

  8. 72'

    Great cross out to the left from Mc kenzie, but Kasper Høgh miscontrols it and the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  9. 67'

    Like a true magician, Mc kenzie skips past Nuno Mendes with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!

  10. 63'

    Save by Suha

    Hidalgo is one-on-one with Suha but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.

  11. 62'

    Shot off target by Hidalgo

    A real masterclass from Hidalgo, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but , despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

  12. 57'

    Tactical change — Dragon Killers

    Dragon Killers modifie sa stratégie.

  13. 57'

    Substitution for Dragon Killers

    Dragon Killers effectue un remplacement. Feindouno prend la place de Taqa.

  14. 57'

    Substitution for Dragon Killers

    Dragon Killers effectue un remplacement. Brian Kluivoort prend la place de Robin V..

  15. 57'

    Substitution for Dragon Killers

    Dragon Killers effectue un remplacement. Nuno Mendes prend la place de Saragosa.

  16. 57'

    Shot off target by T. Henry

    T. Henry recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

  17. 52'

    Shot off target by Donnum

    Just as the pace of the game had dropped significantly, Donnum took the opportunity to try a long-range shot that goes just over the bar.

  18. 47'

    Nice pass from Kasper Høgh to Hidalgo, but unfortunately he zigged while Hidalgo zagged.

  19. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Dragon Killers va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  20. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour FC Berdoues.

  21. 40'

    Mash Burnedead goes down in the box under pressure from Alan Pascal. The referee waves play on.

  22. 38'

    Shot off target by Hidalgo

    Hidalgo tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

  23. 32'

    Free kick by Kasper Høgh

    Kasper Høgh takes the free kick, the ball goes very high and seems to be dropping into the top corner, but Suha tips it over.

  24. 32'

    After an aerial duel, Alan Pascal delivers a violent elbow to the face of , who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  25. 30'

    Shot off target by Yohann

    Yohann lets fly from 25 meters! Ohhhh, that was close.

  26. 27'

    thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Guillaume Rolland.

  27. 21'

    Goal for FC Berdoues! Yohann

    Kasper Høgh whips in the corner; the keeper fumbles it onto the head of Yohann, who scores off the post.

  28. 18'

    Shot off target by

    cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.

  29. 14'

    Shot off target by

    Run down the right flank by who crosses for Taqa, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!

  30. 12'

    Shot off target by Kasper Høgh

    Splendid run from Kasper Høgh who beats one, then two defenders before toe-poking it at full stretch. The ball hits the post and goes out; he could have done better!

  31. 7'

    A shirt pull by Hidalgo; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  32. 4'

    Yellow card for Robin V.

    Yellow card for Robin V.! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

  33. 4'

    Robin V. slides into Dida as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  34. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off under beautiful sunshine.

Key stats

FC Berdoues Dragon Killers
66% Possession 34%
1 Goals 1
4 Shots on target 1
8 Shots off target 1
1 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Yohann 21' Kasper Høgh

Scorers

  • Feindouno 89' Cornelius Heine

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 21'

Attack

  • 21'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 57'

Midfield

  • 89'
  • 57'

Attack

  • 89'57'

Substitutes

  • 57'
  • 57'
  • 4'57'

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