Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 71'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! CAPTAIN CROTTE

    What a goal! From the corner, BOUDIN CUIT picks out CAPTAIN CROTTE at the back post, who is unmarked and finishes with an unstoppable volley.

  2. 44'

    Yellow card for PEIGNE CUL

    Yellow card for PEIGNE CUL; if he does that again, it will be a red!

  3. 39'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! CAPTAIN CROTTE

    A lightning-fast counter-attack sees PEIGNE CUL play CAPTAIN CROTTE in behind the defense. He is one-on-one with the keeper and slots it home with the inside of his boot.

  4. 35'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    It's a corner! BOUDIN CUIT plays it along the ground to GROS GROS PIGNOUF, who produces a fantastic backheel that leaves the keeper with no chance!

  5. 30'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! STEPH LA BELETTE

    KNAKI DURE hits a beautiful crossfield pass to STEPH LA BELETTE, who controls it, flicks it up, and buries an incredible volley into the top corner! Magnificent.

  6. 24'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! KNAKI DURE

    KNAKI DURE and PROUT PISTOL link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and KNAKI DURE, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.

  7. 21'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    GOAL! From a wonderful pass by PEIGNE CUL, POOP CATAPULT just had to beat the keeper to score.

  8. 10'

    Goal for fc besac! giresse

    A powerful strike from Timothe Muller, the keeper spills the ball and giresse pounces to score. GOAL!

  9. 6'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! STEPH LA BELETTE

    Goal! STEPH LA BELETTE nutmegs Charles Morin and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

What we witnessed today on the pitch was less of a football match and more of a public execution by seasoning. LE ROI KEBAB arrived hungry, and they didn't just beat fc besac; they shredded them into fine strips of meat. While fc besac managed to find the back of the net early on in the 10th minute, it proved to be nothing more than a cruel appetizer for the absolute feast that followed. By the end of the day, LE ROI KEBAB had peppered the goal with 10 shots on target, turning the scoreboard into a grim reminder of why some teams should just stay in the kitchen. 🥙

The defensive strategy of fc besac was essentially non-existent, committing four desperate fouls as they chased shadows for ninety minutes. Meanwhile, LE ROI KEBAB was surgical, dismantling their opponents with relentless efficiency. Even a solitary yellow card in the 44th minute couldn't dampen their spirit, as they continued to deliver goals like they were handing out orders on a Friday night rush. Two of those goals came from corners, proving that LE ROI KEBAB doesn't just dominate the open play, but also knows how to garnish their victory with set-piece perfection.

As the final whistle blew, the 1-7 scoreline stood as a testament to the lopsided reality of this encounter. fc besac looked like a team that had lost its recipe, struggling to find any rhythm and failing to offer any real resistance against the culinary onslaught. As for LE ROI KEBAB, they walked off the pitch with the swagger of champions who know they aren't just playing for points—they are playing for the title of absolute local legends. It was a brutal, one-sided affair that left the fans of fc besac wondering if they’ll ever recover from this spicy humiliation. ⚽🔥

Match details

On 10/09/2026 21:30

Bisontin (fc besac)

0 spectators

No extra time

Xija
167 pts
23 yrs
Romain Ma...
186 pts
24 yrs
mozer
181 pts
33 yrs
boli
183 pts
32 yrs
amoros
186 pts
30 yrs
Charles M...
181 pts
28 yrs
giresse
171 pts
31 yrs
zidane
179 pts
28 yrs
Timothe M...
209 pts
26 yrs
Teqy
186 pts
19 yrs
F. Ribery
186 pts
30 yrs
PACO RABAT
259 pts
23 yrs
KNAKI MOLLE
292 pts
21 yrs
BOUDIN CRU
276 pts
22 yrs
BOUDIN CUIT
285 pts
26 yrs
KNAKI DURE
292 pts
24 yrs
CAPTAIN C...
300 pts
30 yrs
PEIGNE CUL
314 pts
23 yrs
STEPH LA ...
307 pts
27 yrs
PROUT PISTOL
306 pts
24 yrs
POOP CATA...
298 pts
22 yrs
GROS GROS...
291 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    The match ends with a score of 7-1. A tight contest that provided great entertainment, well played gentlemen!

  2. 91'

    zidane is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on KNAKI MOLLE's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  3. 88'

    Tactical change — LE ROI KEBAB

    LE ROI KEBAB modifie sa stratégie.

  4. 88'

    fc besac and LE ROI KEBAB are struggling to find solutions, and the match is losing intensity.

  5. 87'

    An excellent through ball from PEIGNE CUL to POOP CATAPULT! He bears down on the keeper and it's a goooal!!! Oh no! The flag is up, it's offside.

  6. 83'

    Heavy foul by Teqy who charges into KNAKI MOLLE from behind.

  7. 80'

    Save by Xija

    What a powerful strike from POOP CATAPULT, but Xija gets in the way!

  8. 76'

    KNAKI MOLLE cuts inside to beat his marker, but Romain Martinez hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  9. 71'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! CAPTAIN CROTTE

    What a goal! From the corner, BOUDIN CUIT picks out CAPTAIN CROTTE at the back post, who is unmarked and finishes with an unstoppable volley.

  10. 69'

    Tactical change — LE ROI KEBAB

    LE ROI KEBAB modifie sa stratégie.

  11. 67'

    BOUDIN CRU and CAPTAIN CROTTE play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  12. 62'

    LE ROI KEBAB is giving the ball away far too much in midfield and cannot string any passes together.

  13. 59'

    Shot on target by GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    STEPH LA BELETTE crosses for GROS GROS PIGNOUF, who hits a beautiful volley, but the keeper makes an incredible fingertip save.

  14. 53'

    PEIGNE CUL overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on Timothe Muller, but it does not come off.

  15. 48'

    KNAKI DURE and POOP CATAPULT are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe fc besac va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  17. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 6 buts à 1 pour LE ROI KEBAB.

  18. 44'

    Free kick by zidane

    zidane strikes the free kick with power, but it goes straight to the keeper who gathers it at the second attempt.

  19. 44'

    Yellow card for PEIGNE CUL

    Yellow card for PEIGNE CUL; if he does that again, it will be a red!

  20. 43'

    PEIGNE CUL is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on boli.

  21. 39'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! CAPTAIN CROTTE

    A lightning-fast counter-attack sees PEIGNE CUL play CAPTAIN CROTTE in behind the defense. He is one-on-one with the keeper and slots it home with the inside of his boot.

  22. 35'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    It's a corner! BOUDIN CUIT plays it along the ground to GROS GROS PIGNOUF, who produces a fantastic backheel that leaves the keeper with no chance!

  23. 30'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! STEPH LA BELETTE

    KNAKI DURE hits a beautiful crossfield pass to STEPH LA BELETTE, who controls it, flicks it up, and buries an incredible volley into the top corner! Magnificent.

  24. 27'

    Shot on target by STEPH LA BELETTE

    Great work from GROS GROS PIGNOUF on the right, STEPH LA BELETTE hits a half-volley but it's no trouble for the keeper.

  25. 24'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! KNAKI DURE

    KNAKI DURE and PROUT PISTOL link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and KNAKI DURE, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.

  26. 21'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    GOAL! From a wonderful pass by PEIGNE CUL, POOP CATAPULT just had to beat the keeper to score.

  27. 16'

    PROUT PISTOL humiliates amoros with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  28. 10'

    Goal for fc besac! giresse

    A powerful strike from Timothe Muller, the keeper spills the ball and giresse pounces to score. GOAL!

  29. 6'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! STEPH LA BELETTE

    Goal! STEPH LA BELETTE nutmegs Charles Morin and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  30. 4'

    Free kick by STEPH LA BELETTE

    STEPH LA BELETTE unleashes a rocket that ends up in the stands.

  31. 3'

    Romain Martinez cannot stop PEIGNE CUL, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  32. 1'

    Link-up play between PROUT PISTOL and KNAKI MOLLE, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

  33. 0'

    Kick-off

    The teams are taking the pitch, the fans are unveiling their tifos, it promises to be an intense match!

Key stats

fc besac LE ROI KEBAB
24% Possession 76%
1 Goals 7
2 Shots on target 10
0 Shots off target 1
4 Fouls 1
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • giresse 10' Timothe Muller

Scorers

  • CAPTAIN CROTTE 71' BOUDIN CUIT
  • CAPTAIN CROTTE 39' PEIGNE CUL
  • GROS GROS PIGNOUF 35' BOUDIN CUIT
  • STEPH LA BELETTE 30' KNAKI DURE
  • KNAKI DURE 24' PROUT PISTOL
  • POOP CATAPULT 21' PEIGNE CUL
  • STEPH LA BELETTE 6'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 10'
  • 10'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 71'35'
  • 24'30'

Midfield

  • 71'39'
  • 39'21'44'
  • 30'6'

Attack

  • 24'
  • 21'
  • 35'

Substitutes

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