Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 86'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Staline

    Fidèle Castro flicks the ball past two defenders and crosses for Staline, who connects with a first-time half-volley that buries itself in the back of the net!

  2. 60'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Manu F

    Down the left, Adolf drives forward and fires a low cross across the face of goal. The keeper can only parry it, and Manu F is there to dribble past him and tap into the empty net.

  3. 48'

    Goal for FANTASIA! Nathan Moreau

    From a great cross by Nabil Bentaleb, Nathan Moreau perfectly cuts to the near post and plants an unstoppable header.

  4. 45+2'

    Substitution for FANTASIA

    FANTASIA effectue un remplacement. Desire Doue prend la place de Axel Perrin.

  5. 39'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Kadhafi

    A well-taken corner by Staline curls to the back post for the unmarked Kadhafi, who calmly taps it home.

  6. 36'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Fidèle Castro

    Fidèle Castro leaves Axel Perrin for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!

  7. 27'

    Yellow card for Manu F

    And yes, it is a booking for Manu F!

  8. 22'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Oussama

    Oussama meets Staline's corner at the back post, but his shot is blocked by the defender's clearance, which hits Oussama in the head and ends up in the goal!

  9. 5'

    Goal for FANTASIA! Rodolphe

    Nabil Bentaleb flicks the ball past two defenders and crosses for Rodolphe, who connects with a first-time half-volley that buries itself in the back of the net!

What a spectacular display of incompetence we witnessed today! The match kicked off with a glimmer of false hope as FANTASIA snatched an early lead in the 5th minute, leaving their fans dreaming of a miracle. But alas, that was the peak of their performance. Loche Witz, clearly offended by the audacity of their opponents, decided to stop playing like amateurs and started treating the FANTASIA penalty area like a personal playground, tearing through their defense with ruthless efficiency. ⚽

The collapse was as painful as it was hilarious. While FANTASIA spent most of the game tripping over their own shoelaces and missing free kicks, Loche Witz turned corner kicks into a surgical art form. The visitors racked up a mountain of fouls—earning a well-deserved yellow card in the 27th minute—but they simply didn't care. They were too busy burying the ball in the net, turning a tight contest into a 2-5 embarrassment for the home side. 🤡

By the time the final whistle blew, the scoreboard told the only story that mattered. FANTASIA managed a pathetic 3 shots on target, a testament to their complete lack of offensive teeth, while Loche Witz dominated the pitch with 6 shots on target and a total disregard for the home team's dignity. If FANTASIA wants to avoid becoming a permanent laughingstock, they should consider picking up a sport where the goal isn't to be a human training cone for the opposition. A truly pathetic showing.

Match details

On 09/09/2026 06:30

Stade FANTASIA (FANTASIA)

0 spectators

No extra time

Gabriel S...
177 pts
30 yrs
Enzo Phil...
187 pts
31 yrs
NIAKATE
188 pts
32 yrs
Leo Girard
186 pts
33 yrs
Mercer
186 pts
30 yrs
Nabil Ben...
192 pts
29 yrs
Timothe L...
186 pts
31 yrs
Ratatouille
187 pts
34 yrs
Desire Doue
171 pts
33 yrs
Nathan Mo...
191 pts
33 yrs
Rodolphe
200 pts
33 yrs
Poutine
215 pts
32 yrs
Pinochet
126 pts
30 yrs
Amin Dada
126 pts
30 yrs
kim Jun
126 pts
27 yrs
Fidèle Ca...
122 pts
31 yrs
Kadhafi
124 pts
27 yrs
Staline
122 pts
31 yrs
Adolf
175 pts
31 yrs
Oussama
120 pts
28 yrs
Mobutu
170 pts
31 yrs
Manu F
104 pts
31 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Full time, Loche Witz hands another defeat to FANTASIA, who must regroup for their next match.

  2. 88'

    Shot off target by Fidèle Castro

    Big miss! Fidèle Castro cuts the ball back to Manu F. After a great touch he is one-on-one with the keeper, but his powerful strike is off target! What a waste...

  3. 86'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Staline

    Fidèle Castro flicks the ball past two defenders and crosses for Staline, who connects with a first-time half-volley that buries itself in the back of the net!

  4. 84'

    Staline tries to get past Desire Doue, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  5. 80'

    NIAKATE looks for Nathan Moreau in behind the defense, but Nathan Moreau cannot control the ball properly.

  6. 78'

    FANTASIA has possession but can't find a way through, as Loche Witz is defending the pitch well.

  7. 73'

    Shot on target by Adolf

    Nice cross from Staline finds its target perfectly, great strike from Adolf, but the keeper makes a spectacular fingertip save.

  8. 68'

    Shot off target by Timothe Laurent

    Timothe Laurent hits a magnificent cross-field pass to Nathan Moreau, who controls the ball and shoots!! But the keeper, alert, lets it go wide.

  9. 66'

    Timothe Laurent plays a ball over the top, but a magnificent intervention from Adolf saves his team from a dangerous attack!

  10. 65'

    kim Jun and Nabil Bentaleb are battling for the ball, and kim Jun delivers a violent shoulder charge to Nabil Bentaleb, who goes down. It is a foul.

  11. 60'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Manu F

    Down the left, Adolf drives forward and fires a low cross across the face of goal. The keeper can only parry it, and Manu F is there to dribble past him and tap into the empty net.

  12. 54'

    Save by Poutine

    Desire Doue is one-on-one with Poutine but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.

  13. 52'

    Manu F plays a ball over the top, but a magnificent intervention from Ratatouille saves his team from a dangerous attack!

  14. 51'

    Nathan Moreau and Pinochet are battling for the ball, and Nathan Moreau delivers a violent shoulder charge to Pinochet, who goes down. It is a foul.

  15. 48'

    Goal for FANTASIA! Nathan Moreau

    From a great cross by Nabil Bentaleb, Nathan Moreau perfectly cuts to the near post and plants an unstoppable header.

  16. 46'

    FANTASIA are dominating and keeping possession, but a pitch invader supporting Loche Witz has run onto the field and kicked the ball; he's been caught and play can resume.

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FANTASIA va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45+2'

    Tactical change — FANTASIA

    FANTASIA modifie sa stratégie.

  19. 45+2'

    Substitution for FANTASIA

    FANTASIA effectue un remplacement. Desire Doue prend la place de Axel Perrin.

  20. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 1 pour Loche Witz.

  21. 39'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Kadhafi

    A well-taken corner by Staline curls to the back post for the unmarked Kadhafi, who calmly taps it home.

  22. 36'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Fidèle Castro

    Fidèle Castro leaves Axel Perrin for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!

  23. 33'

    As Nabil Bentaleb heads toward the goal, Oussama stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!

  24. 29'

    Loche Witz is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the FANTASIA players.

  25. 27'

    Yellow card for Manu F

    And yes, it is a booking for Manu F!

  26. 26'

    The tackle by Manu F on Enzo Philippe is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  27. 22'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Oussama

    Oussama meets Staline's corner at the back post, but his shot is blocked by the defender's clearance, which hits Oussama in the head and ends up in the goal!

  28. 20'

    FANTASIA are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave Loche Witz's half.

  29. 18'

    Axel Perrin intercepts a pass intended for Kadhafi.

  30. 14'

    Free kick by Axel Perrin

    Axel Perrin floats the free kick into the box, but no one is there to meet it.

  31. 14'

    Undeniable foul! kim Jun tackles Nabil Bentaleb with both feet off the ground!

  32. 11'

    Oussama is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Ratatouille's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  33. 7'

    Oussama is the engine of this team; after a run down the right flank, he passes to Fidèle Castro, but the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  34. 5'

    Goal for FANTASIA! Rodolphe

    Nabil Bentaleb flicks the ball past two defenders and crosses for Rodolphe, who connects with a first-time half-volley that buries itself in the back of the net!

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    The teams are taking the pitch, the fans are unveiling their tifos, it promises to be an intense match!

Key stats

FANTASIA Loche Witz
58% Possession 42%
2 Goals 5
3 Shots on target 6
2 Shots off target 1
1 Fouls 4
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Nathan Moreau 48' Nabil Bentaleb
  • Rodolphe 5' Nabil Bentaleb

Scorers

  • Staline 86' Fidèle Castro
  • Manu F 60' Adolf
  • Kadhafi 39' Staline
  • Fidèle Castro 36'
  • Oussama 22' Staline

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 48'5'

Attack

  • 45+2'
  • 48'
  • 5'

Substitutes

  • 45+2'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 36'86'
  • 39'
  • 86'39'22'

Attack

  • 60'
  • 22'
  • 60'27'

Substitutes

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