The Proxipots vs GalacticFC - Match report

Championship

Full time

The Proxipots

7-1

HT: 2 - 1

GalacticFC

Key moments

84'

Goal for The Proxipots! Boule

What a goal! SebtwoS pulls the ball back for Boule, who fires a missile that the keeper can only watch sail past!
77'

Goal for The Proxipots! Boule

Boule controls the ball perfectly, cuts inside, and beats Casilas with a cross-shot! What a GOAL!
68'

Goal for The Proxipots! Stamat

A long through ball finds Stamat, who outpaces Djorkaeff and slots it past the keeper!
59'

Goal for The Proxipots! Boule

A poacher's goal from Boule, who pounces on a poor clearance by the defense and places it out of reach of Casilas. Goal!
51'

Goal for The Proxipots! Boule

From this magnificent cross by Nouka, Boule side-foots it home to score!
40'

Penalty converted by C.Ronaldo

C.Ronaldo scores off the right post, that was a close one!
16'

Goal for The Proxipots! Boule

From a cross by Qopu that the defense fails to clear, Boule controls perfectly on his chest and fires a half-volley from the edge of the box to crucify the keeper!!
5'

Goal for The Proxipots! Jerome

Dunga bites on the fake shot from Jerome, who goes through on goal and slots it through the keeper's legs! What a play by Jerome!

Match editorial

MASSACRE AT THE PITCH: THE PROXIPOTS TURN GALACTICFC INTO SPACE DUST

What we witnessed today at the stadium was less of a football match and more of a public execution. The Proxipots stepped onto the pitch with the hunger of a pack of wolves, while GalacticFC seemingly arrived with the defensive structural integrity of a wet paper bag. By the 16th minute, the net was already rippling, and it was clear that The Proxipots were not in the mood for mercy. The only moment of joy for GalacticFC came in the 40th minute when a lucky penalty allowed them to briefly dream of a comeback, but that goal was nothing more than a polite gesture before the slaughter resumed. ⚽

The statistics are simply embarrassing for GalacticFC. With a pathetic single shot on target throughout the entire ninety minutes, they spent most of the afternoon chasing shadows. Meanwhile, The Proxipots were busy turning the game into a shooting gallery, racking up 11 shots on target and punishing their opponents with relentless aggression. Every time the ball left the foot of a The Proxipots player, the GalacticFC goalkeeper looked as if he was praying for the final whistle to save him from further humiliation.

As the scoreboard climbed to a staggering 7-1, the fans of The Proxipots were treated to a masterclass in total domination. From the 51st minute onward, it was a constant parade of goals that left GalacticFC looking completely shell-shocked and utterly out of their depth. By the time the referee finally put them out of their misery, GalacticFC had committed only one foul—perhaps because they were too busy standing still and watching the ball sail past them. A historic demolition that will be remembered for all the wrong reasons if you happen to be wearing a GalacticFC jersey. 💥

Head-to-head

Match details

On 08/09/2026 17:30

Biernageoise Stadium (The Proxipots)

25200 spectators

No extra time

MotWard

243 pts

28 yrs

Franz

238 pts

18 yrs

Le Fab

238 pts

21 yrs

Roof

248 pts

23 yrs

Scar

237 pts

30 yrs

SebtwoS

252 pts

21 yrs

Qopu

251 pts

24 yrs

Jerome

242 pts

33 yrs

Boule

244 pts

21 yrs

Stamat

244 pts

20 yrs

Nouka

246 pts

23 yrs

Casilas

143 pts

24 yrs

Cafu

128 pts

26 yrs

Maldini

135 pts

27 yrs

Nesta

129 pts

27 yrs

Dunga

129 pts

22 yrs

Djorkaeff

130 pts

22 yrs

Dechamps

126 pts

22 yrs

Ronaldo

128 pts

23 yrs

Ronaldinhio

131 pts

26 yrs

C.Ronaldo

129 pts

28 yrs

Match commentary

90'

Full time!

Final whistle! Relief for The Proxipots!! The players are celebrating; this is what football is all about!
88'

SebtwoS tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Djorkaeff, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!
87'

Shot off target by Qopu

After a scramble, Jerome lays it back to Qopu who shoots wide. What a shame!
84'

Goal for The Proxipots! Boule

What a goal! SebtwoS pulls the ball back for Boule, who fires a missile that the keeper can only watch sail past!
83'

Shot off target by Scar

Scar has a bit of space. He moves forward and shoots from 30 meters. Way wide. Too bad!
81'

Scar cannot stop Dunga, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.
77'

Goal for The Proxipots! Boule

Boule controls the ball perfectly, cuts inside, and beats Casilas with a cross-shot! What a GOAL!
73'

Shot off target by SebtwoS

SebtwoS skins two players and hits the post from thirty-five meters out!!
68'

Goal for The Proxipots! Stamat

A long through ball finds Stamat, who outpaces Djorkaeff and slots it past the keeper!
67'

Shot off target by Nouka

Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by Nouka, Qopu takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!
63'

Shot off target by Stamat

Jerome sprints down the touchline and crosses to Stamat! He gets a touch on it but it hits the side netting, what a shame!
59'

Goal for The Proxipots! Boule

A poacher's goal from Boule, who pounces on a poor clearance by the defense and places it out of reach of Casilas. Goal!
54'

Save by Casilas

Scar is one-on-one with the keeper, hesitates, and hits a shot that Casilas catches easily.
51'

Goal for The Proxipots! Boule

From this magnificent cross by Nouka, Boule side-foots it home to score!
49'

Scar overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on Djorkaeff, but it does not come off.
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe GalacticFC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour The Proxipots.
43'

Save by Casilas

Casilas can only deflect this curling shot from the edge of the box by Nouka out for a corner.
40'

Penalty converted by C.Ronaldo

C.Ronaldo scores off the right post, that was a close one!
40'

Penalty to GalacticFC

PENALTY!!!! All the players are surrounding the referee, but he points to the spot... C.Ronaldo is stepping up.
40'

What a horror tackle! Nouka drives his studs into Djorkaeff's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.
35'

Controlling a high ball on his chest, Franz pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Djorkaeff. Pure class.
31'

Shot on target by Qopu

Qopu tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.
28'

Shot on target by Jerome

Jerome passes to Boule, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.
23'

From a Qopu cross, the ball reaches Nouka who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.
18'

The tackle by Nesta on Qopu is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.
16'

Goal for The Proxipots! Boule

From a cross by Qopu that the defense fails to clear, Boule controls perfectly on his chest and fires a half-volley from the edge of the box to crucify the keeper!!
10'

Shot off target by Jerome

Jerome works the right flank before crossing. Boule tries to volley it home but miscues completely. Goal kick.
5'

Goal for The Proxipots! Jerome

Dunga bites on the fake shot from Jerome, who goes through on goal and slots it through the keeper's legs! What a play by Jerome!
0'

Kick-off

A top-of-the-table clash between The Proxipots and GalacticFC. Let the match begin!

Key stats

The Proxipots GalacticFC

77% Possession 23%

7 Goals 1

11 Shots on target 1

6 Shots off target 0

2 Fouls 1

0 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

Boule 84' SebtwoS
Boule 77'
Stamat 68'
Boule 59'
Boule 51' Nouka
Boule 16' Qopu
Jerome 5'

Key moments

MASSACRE AT THE PITCH: THE PROXIPOTS TURN GALACTICFC INTO SPACE DUST

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