European Team vs le vendeen - Match report

Championship

Full time

European Team

2-8

HT: 2 - 4

le vendeen

Key moments

87'

Goal for le vendeen! mario yespes

GOAL! henry michel plays a beautiful through ball to mario yespes, who keeps his cool to beat the keeper.
74'

Goal for le vendeen! baronchelli

baronchelli tries a powerful strike from 30 meters that ends up under the bar of J.Oblak. He could do nothing about it!
66'

Goal for le vendeen! baronchelli

baronchelli receives a lovely pass from pedros but with no options, he tries his luck from 25 yards out and finds the top corner. Magnificent!
49'

Goal for le vendeen! jose touré

pedros accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. jose touré arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!
41'

Goal for le vendeen! pedros

jose touré plays a superb through ball to pedros, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.
36'

Free kick scored by N.Barella

N.Barella steps up to take the free kick. He takes a long run-up and unleashes a left-footed outside-the-boot strike that curls around the wall and into the top corner!!
33'

Goal for European Team! N.Barella

GOAL! After an exceptional run, N.Barella faces marcel dessailly, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!
32'

Penalty converted by pedros

pedros steps up, shoots, and finds the top corner. J.Oblak can do nothing about that strike.
15'

Free kick scored by pedros

pedros powers the free kick towards goal, nobody touches it and it ends up in the back of the net! Great goal!
4'

Goal for le vendeen! pedros

jose touré chips a ball over the defense to pedros, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

Match editorial

MASSACRE ON THE PITCH: LE VENDEEN HUMILIATES EUROPEAN TEAM IN A 2-8 ROUT

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a tactical execution. European Team arrived with high hopes, but left with their dignity shredded in the middle of the pitch. Despite a brief moment of hope at the 36th minute when they managed to squeeze in a free-kick goal to briefly lead after le vendeen opened the scoring via a penalty, the reality quickly set in. European Team spent most of the afternoon chasing shadows, managing a pathetic three shots on target while their defense looked like a group of tourists lost in a roundabout.

On the other side of the grass, le vendeen played with the precision of a surgeon and the hunger of a pack of wolves. With 10 shots on target, they turned the European Team goal into a public shooting gallery. Every time they pushed forward, the scoreboard seemed to tick up in their favor. By the time the final whistle blew, the 2-8 scoreline was a fair reflection of the absolute gulf in class between a team that actually knows how to play and a collection of players who looked like they met for the first time in the parking lot. ⚽

The stats tell the grim story: three fouls apiece, but while le vendeen used their physicality to disrupt and dominate, European Team used theirs just to stop the bleeding. It was a humiliating display that will surely haunt the dressing room for weeks. If this is the best European Team can offer, they should probably consider taking up a less stressful hobby, like competitive knitting. As for le vendeen, they leave the stadium as kings of the turf, having turned this match into a total demolition derby. 🤡

Head-to-head

Match details

On 08/09/2026 17:30

Municipal La Gravelle (European Team)

5000 spectators

No extra time

J.Oblak

204 pts

32 yrs

Poma

241 pts

22 yrs

P.Cubarsi

238 pts

30 yrs

W.Saliba

232 pts

32 yrs

A.Hakimi

230 pts

28 yrs

N.Barella

222 pts

31 yrs

F.Wirtz

238 pts

21 yrs

E.Fernández

241 pts

25 yrs

E. Nuamah

236 pts

28 yrs

E.Haaland

223 pts

32 yrs

L.Yamal

228 pts

32 yrs

lopes

205 pts

28 yrs

patrice rio

269 pts

28 yrs

marcel de...

234 pts

27 yrs

william a...

226 pts

30 yrs

mario yespes

248 pts

28 yrs

henry michel

225 pts

26 yrs

jose touré

253 pts

26 yrs

didier de...

246 pts

30 yrs

pecout

221 pts

32 yrs

pedros

242 pts

20 yrs

baronchelli

234 pts

20 yrs

Match commentary

90'

Full time!

Full time, the score is 8-2 for le vendeen.
90'

lopes dribbles past two opponents, but W.Saliba decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!
87'

Goal for le vendeen! mario yespes

GOAL! henry michel plays a beautiful through ball to mario yespes, who keeps his cool to beat the keeper.
85'

Ball recovered by marcel dessailly who rushes to play jose touré through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.
84'

Shot off target by E.Fernández

Nice one-two between E.Fernández and N.Barella, but N.Barella shoots wide!
81'

Save by J.Oblak

That helps a keeper! J.Oblak wins his duel against mario yespes, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.
80'

European Team is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the le vendeen players.
74'

Goal for le vendeen! baronchelli

baronchelli tries a powerful strike from 30 meters that ends up under the bar of J.Oblak. He could do nothing about it!
71'

Shot off target by N.Barella

E.Haaland sprints down the touchline and crosses to N.Barella! He gets a touch on it but it hits the side netting, what a shame!
66'

Goal for le vendeen! baronchelli

baronchelli receives a lovely pass from pedros but with no options, he tries his luck from 25 yards out and finds the top corner. Magnificent!
62'

pedros attempts a tough tackle on E.Fernández but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!
60'

A sublime cross-field pass from Poma to E. Nuamah, who brings it down with his chest.
54'

didier deschamps tries to get past L.Yamal, who stops him with a textbook tackle.
49'

Goal for le vendeen! jose touré

pedros accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. jose touré arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe European Team va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45+2'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 4 buts à 2 pour le vendeen.
41'

Goal for le vendeen! pedros

jose touré plays a superb through ball to pedros, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.
36'

Free kick scored by N.Barella

N.Barella steps up to take the free kick. He takes a long run-up and unleashes a left-footed outside-the-boot strike that curls around the wall and into the top corner!!
36'

A shirt pull by patrice rio; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.
33'

Goal for European Team! N.Barella

GOAL! After an exceptional run, N.Barella faces marcel dessailly, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!
32'

Penalty converted by pedros

pedros steps up, shoots, and finds the top corner. J.Oblak can do nothing about that strike.
32'

Penalty to le vendeen

The referee points to the penalty spot, pedros steps up to take it.
32'

Nasty tackle from behind by L.Yamal on henry michel.
26'

Shot off target by pecout

Nice one-two between pecout and henry michel... pecout tries his luck but completely shanks it.
23'

Free kick by N.Barella

N.Barella goes over the wall but can't beat lopes, who had anticipated the shot.
23'

Hard tackle by henry michel on E.Haaland, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.
22'

Shot off target by E.Fernández

Run down the right flank by E.Fernández who crosses for E. Nuamah, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!
20'

A.Hakimi and E. Nuamah are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.
15'

Free kick scored by pedros

pedros powers the free kick towards goal, nobody touches it and it ends up in the back of the net! Great goal!
15'

After an aerial duel, P.Cubarsi delivers a violent elbow to the face of patrice rio, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.
14'

baronchelli overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on E. Nuamah, but it does not come off.
12'

Shot on target by baronchelli

jose touré crosses for baronchelli, who hits a beautiful volley, but the keeper makes an incredible fingertip save.
9'

Shot off target by pedros

Looking sharp tonight, pedros tries his luck with a long-range effort that misses the target.
8'

European Team is calmly moving the ball around while le vendeen sits deep. This is all very boring!
4'

Goal for le vendeen! pedros

jose touré chips a ball over the defense to pedros, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.
0'

Kick-off

We are underway between European Team and le vendeen!!! European Team kicks off the match...

Key stats

European Team le vendeen

42% Possession 58%

2 Goals 8

3 Shots on target 10

3 Shots off target 2

3 Fouls 3

0 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

N.Barella 36'
N.Barella 33'

Scorers

mario yespes 87' henry michel
baronchelli 74'
baronchelli 66' pedros
jose touré 49' pedros
pedros 41' jose touré
pedros 32'
pedros 15'
pedros 4' jose touré

Key moments

MASSACRE ON THE PITCH: LE VENDEEN HUMILIATES EUROPEAN TEAM IN A 2-8 ROUT

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