LES CHEVRES FC vs Stade Richais - Match report

Championship

Full time

LES CHEVRES FC

1-4

HT: 0 - 2

Stade Richais

Key moments

81'

Goal for LES CHEVRES FC! Rondelé

A through ball from Picodon finds Rondelé, who beats the offside trap and Rondelé beats the keeper with his right foot.
74'

Goal for Stade Richais! MALI

From a great cross by FLOFLO, MALI perfectly cuts to the near post and plants an unstoppable header.
64'

Yellow card for YOYO

He earned that card! A fully deserved yellow card for YOYO.
54'

Substitution for Stade Richais

Stade Richais effectue un remplacement. PHIL prend la place de MAXSN.
52'

Goal for Stade Richais! NINI

Goal! After a brilliant one-two between NINI and RICHET, NINI attempts to chip the keeper and the ball nestles into the top corner! A magnificent lob from NINI!
48'

MAXSN goes down injured

MAXSN is limping badly, it would be best for him to come off.
27'

Yellow card for Picodon

Picodon receives a yellow card despite apologizing.
11'

Goal for Stade Richais! NINI

A long ball forward from YOYO finds NINI, who controls it on his chest with his back to goal and pulls off an acrobatic bicycle kick! What a splendid goal!
5'

Free kick scored by RICHET

From a well-positioned free kick, RICHET runs up and strikes the ball with the outside of his boot, right through the keeper's legs! You could say he got a bit lucky with that one.

Match editorial

A BAA-D DAY AT THE OFFICE: STADE RICHAIS HUMILIATES LES CHEVRES FC 4-1

What a pathetic display of "football" we witnessed today as LES CHEVRES FC lived up to their name in spectacular, farm-animal fashion. While Stade Richais arrived with the intent to play, LES CHEVRES FC seemed more interested in practicing their wrestling moves, racking up nine fouls and a yellow card by the 27th minute. The first half was a masterclass in boredom, featuring missed free kicks and a poor Stade Richais player falling victim to the opposition's clumsy aggression, resulting in a frustrating injury before the break. 🐐

The second half finally saw Stade Richais stop being polite and start being professional. After a sluggish start, they shifted gears and dismantled the LES CHEVRES FC defense with clinical precision, netting four goals while the hosts stood around like statues in a field. Even a late, desperate consolation goal from LES CHEVRES FC in the 81st minute couldn't mask the stench of defeat, as they managed a laughable two shots on target all afternoon, compared to the ten total attempts from the visitors. ⚽

By the time the final whistle blew, the 1-4 scoreline felt like an act of mercy for LES CHEVRES FC. Stade Richais walked away with all three points and their dignity intact, despite a late yellow card to show for their troubles. As for LES CHEVRES FC, their performance was less of a tactical masterclass and more of a trip to the local petting zoo gone horribly wrong. It is time for these goats to hang up their boots and find a nice meadow to graze in, because professional football is clearly not their forte. 🤡

Head-to-head

Match details

On 08/09/2026 09:30

La Bergerie (LES CHEVRES FC)

14000 spectators

No extra time

Cabécou

135 pts

27 yrs

Bûche

125 pts

28 yrs

Chabichou

375 pts

22 yrs

Rocamadour

143 pts

23 yrs

Valençay

137 pts

23 yrs

Banon

129 pts

29 yrs

Picodon

141 pts

21 yrs

Crottin

132 pts

26 yrs

Le Bleu

128 pts

22 yrs

Chavroux

143 pts

23 yrs

Rondelé

162 pts

23 yrs

CROCRO

315 pts

20 yrs

JUJU

293 pts

19 yrs

FABIO

293 pts

24 yrs

PHIL

174 pts

20 yrs

MALI

293 pts

22 yrs

GMAZ

300 pts

22 yrs

YOYO

302 pts

22 yrs

FLOFLO

300 pts

22 yrs

DODS

347 pts

21 yrs

NINI

300 pts

22 yrs

RICHET

318 pts

27 yrs

Match commentary

90'

Full time!

Stade Richais players can congratulate themselves on a great victory over LES CHEVRES FC.
90'

DODS starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Bûche, who commits a very bad foul.
87'

FABIO plays a ball over the top for FLOFLO in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!
85'

Save by Cabécou

That helps a keeper! Cabécou wins his duel against RICHET, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.
81'

Goal for LES CHEVRES FC! Rondelé

A through ball from Picodon finds Rondelé, who beats the offside trap and Rondelé beats the keeper with his right foot.
78'

Shot off target by RICHET

RICHET recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!
74'

Goal for Stade Richais! MALI

From a great cross by FLOFLO, MALI perfectly cuts to the near post and plants an unstoppable header.
71'

Rocamadour commits a deliberate obstruction on DODS. Watch out!
68'

Valençay pushes JUJU in the back, the referee blows for a foul.
66'

LES CHEVRES FC is barely seeing the ball as Stade Richais dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the Stade Richais fans, who have started a Mexican wave.
64'

Yellow card for YOYO

He earned that card! A fully deserved yellow card for YOYO.
64'

YOYO commits a heavy foul, tackling Valençay from behind with both feet off the ground.
60'

A surging run from JUJU looking for a one-two with DODS, but the latter is blocked.
54'

Substitution for Stade Richais

Stade Richais effectue un remplacement. PHIL prend la place de MAXSN.
52'

Goal for Stade Richais! NINI

Goal! After a brilliant one-two between NINI and RICHET, NINI attempts to chip the keeper and the ball nestles into the top corner! A magnificent lob from NINI!
48'

MAXSN goes down injured

MAXSN is limping badly, it would be best for him to come off.
47'

In a duel with Picodon, MAXSN goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe LES CHEVRES FC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45+2'

Tactical change — Stade Richais

Stade Richais modifie sa stratégie.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Stade Richais.
43'

Free kick by RICHET

RICHET takes the free kick but it's wide!
43'

Rondelé slides into GMAZ as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.
38'

Shot off target by NINI

Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by NINI, DODS takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!
34'

Free kick by Chavroux

Chavroux steps up to take the free kick but his standing foot slips as he strikes it. The ball hits the wall.
34'

In a duel with NINI, Bûche goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.
31'

Stade Richais is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for LES CHEVRES FC.
27'

Yellow card for Picodon

Picodon receives a yellow card despite apologizing.
27'

Picodon puts in a heavy tackle on JUJU during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!
23'

Like a true magician, FLOFLO skips past Banon with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!
19'

Free kick by RICHET

RICHET slips as he strikes the ball, sending it flying into the stands.
19'

Rondelé commits a heavy foul, tackling YOYO from behind with both feet off the ground.
17'

DODS manages to dribble past Le Bleu, who catches up. DODS slaps his opponent! Foul!
11'

Goal for Stade Richais! NINI

A long ball forward from YOYO finds NINI, who controls it on his chest with his back to goal and pulls off an acrobatic bicycle kick! What a splendid goal!
5'

Free kick scored by RICHET

From a well-positioned free kick, RICHET runs up and strikes the ball with the outside of his boot, right through the keeper's legs! You could say he got a bit lucky with that one.
5'

Banon is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on FABIO's shoulders during an aerial duel!
4'

Shot off target by NINI

NINI lays it back to YOYO, who unleashes a missile! But it's no trouble; the ball is nowhere near the post.
1'

What a foul! As DODS was heading for goal, Chavroux comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!
0'

Kick-off

And we are underway for this clash between LES CHEVRES FC and Stade Richais; it is going to be intense!

Key stats

LES CHEVRES FC Stade Richais

23% Possession 77%

1 Goals 4

2 Shots on target 5

0 Shots off target 5

9 Fouls 3

1 Yellow cards 1

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 1

Scorers

Rondelé 81' Picodon

Scorers

MALI 74' FLOFLO
NINI 52' RICHET
NINI 11' YOYO
RICHET 5'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

81'27'

Attack

81'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

54'
74'

Midfield

11'64'
74'

Attack

52'11'
5'52'

Substitutes

48'54'

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