Championship

Full time

3-3

HT: 1 - 2

Key moments

  1. 75'

    Goal for Tricolores! Soso

    Soso faces off against Roberto carlos, and Soso fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!

  2. 74'

    Goal for Hdv57! Yann lachiuer

    Valentin raymonda is one-on-one with the keeper, the angle is tight, he spots Yann lachiuer making a run, slides the ball to him... And it is a GOAL!!!

  3. 68'

    Yellow card for Soso

    That clumsy foul from Soso deserves a yellow card.

  4. 65'

    Goal for Hdv57! Timothe Fontaine

    Timothe Fontaine dribbles past Mathis Rouzot before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

  5. 42'

    Yellow card for Yann lachiuer

    Yann lachiuer is very late on his opponent and receives a deserved yellow card.

  6. 40'

    Penalty converted by Quta

    And it's a GOAL! Quta sends Barthez the wrong way.

  7. 36'

    Free kick scored by Quta

    A superb strike from Quta on this free kick; Barthez didn't even move.

  8. 30'

    Yellow card for Djibril Cissé

    Djibril Cissé picks up a needless yellow card for arguing with the referee's decision.

  9. 27'

    Goal for Hdv57! Timothe Fontaine

    Timothe Fontaine receives a lovely pass from Roberto carlos but finds no options, so he tries his luck from 25 meters out and finds the top corner. Goal!

What a glorious, unmitigated disaster of a match! Hdv57 and Tricolores treated us to a display of football that redefined the word "clumsy." The first half was essentially a masterclass in how to commit fouls, with Hdv57 collecting two yellow cards before they even realized the match had started. Tricolores, meanwhile, spent their time capitalizing on this chaos, clinically dispatching a free-kick and a penalty by the 40th minute to take a comfortable lead while Hdv57 seemed more interested in testing the referee’s patience than the back of the net. 🤡

Just when we were ready to write Hdv57 off as a lost cause, they decided to actually play football. A spirited comeback saw them claw back two goals between the 65th and 74th minutes, turning the stadium into a pressure cooker. Tricolores responded immediately with a goal of their own in the 75th minute, proving that defensive discipline is clearly an optional extracurricular activity for both sides. With Tricolores picking up their own yellow card in the 68th minute, the match descended into a beautiful, scrappy stalemate.

By the final whistle, the stats told the hilarious truth: Hdv57 fired off eight shots in total but struggled to find the target consistently, while Tricolores were content to sit back and watch the fireworks. With a final score of 3-3, neither side truly deserved to win, but both sides absolutely deserved the headache they gave their fans. It wasn't pretty, it wasn't tactical, but it was pure, unadulterated entertainment. Same time next week for more amateur hour? ⚽

Match details

On 07/09/2026 10:30

Jalles stadium (Hdv57)

7000 spectators

No extra time

Barthez
256 pts
27 yrs
Ligi
246 pts
20 yrs
Alain bom...
252 pts
18 yrs
Rio Ferdi...
261 pts
22 yrs
Roberto c...
243 pts
26 yrs
Timothe F...
232 pts
28 yrs
Yann lach...
232 pts
28 yrs
Valentin ...
235 pts
26 yrs
Lionel messi
233 pts
27 yrs
Djibril C...
253 pts
28 yrs
Valou Ray
233 pts
30 yrs
Mejia
195 pts
26 yrs
Mathis Ro...
201 pts
21 yrs
Woxu
203 pts
22 yrs
Kyri
201 pts
21 yrs
Alexandre...
204 pts
25 yrs
Pidy
210 pts
19 yrs
Soso
209 pts
21 yrs
Quta
209 pts
22 yrs
Mave
210 pts
20 yrs
Ilan Dupont
206 pts
23 yrs
loic amisse
214 pts
21 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    End of the match where Hdv57 and Tricolores could not be separated.

  2. 90'

    Woxu attempts a tough tackle on Valou Ray but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  3. 87'

    Shot off target by Yann lachiuer

    Breaking down the right wing, Yann lachiuer spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!

  4. 83'

    Djibril Cissé tries to get past Quta, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  5. 81'

    Alexandre David cuts through the defense on the right and fires in a low cross, which Timothe Fontaine manages to scramble away for a corner.

  6. 80'

    Shot off target by Valentin raymonda

    Strike from Valentin raymonda that goes just over the crossbar; the keeper can breathe a sigh of relief.

  7. 75'

    Goal for Tricolores! Soso

    Soso faces off against Roberto carlos, and Soso fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!

  8. 74'

    Goal for Hdv57! Yann lachiuer

    Valentin raymonda is one-on-one with the keeper, the angle is tight, he spots Yann lachiuer making a run, slides the ball to him... And it is a GOAL!!!

  9. 68'

    Yellow card for Soso

    That clumsy foul from Soso deserves a yellow card.

  10. 68'

    Unacceptable foul by Soso who tackles Valou Ray from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  11. 65'

    Goal for Hdv57! Timothe Fontaine

    Timothe Fontaine dribbles past Mathis Rouzot before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

  12. 63'

    Shot off target by Djibril Cissé

    After a well-executed counterattack, Timothe Fontaine sends a long cross to Djibril Cissé, who hits it on the volley; the keeper looks beaten, but the ball hits the post and goes out. So unlucky!

  13. 58'

    Soso passes to Ilan Dupont, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  14. 55'

    Tricolores and Hdv57 seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!

  15. 53'

    Shot off target by loic amisse

    Mave finds loic amisse first-time, who attempts an impulsive bicycle kick, but it's well off target!

  16. 48'

    Lionel messi tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Woxu, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Hdv57 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour Tricolores.

  19. 42'

    Yellow card for Yann lachiuer

    Yann lachiuer is very late on his opponent and receives a deserved yellow card.

  20. 42'

    What a foul! As loic amisse was heading for goal, Yann lachiuer comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  21. 40'

    Penalty converted by Quta

    And it's a GOAL! Quta sends Barthez the wrong way.

  22. 40'

    Penalty to Tricolores

    Undeniable foul in the box!... Quta steps up, places the ball on the spot, and takes a few steps back...

  23. 40'

    Valentin raymonda pushes Ilan Dupont in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  24. 36'

    Free kick scored by Quta

    A superb strike from Quta on this free kick; Barthez didn't even move.

  25. 36'

    Hard tackle by Lionel messi on Mave, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  26. 33'

    Shot off target by Lionel messi

    Lionel messi crosses, Djibril Cissé attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

  27. 30'

    Yellow card for Djibril Cissé

    Djibril Cissé picks up a needless yellow card for arguing with the referee's decision.

  28. 30'

    Djibril Cissé just tackled Mathis Rouzot with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  29. 29'

    Alexandre David goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. Valou Ray wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.

  30. 27'

    Goal for Hdv57! Timothe Fontaine

    Timothe Fontaine receives a lovely pass from Roberto carlos but finds no options, so he tries his luck from 25 meters out and finds the top corner. Goal!

  31. 22'

    Yann lachiuer tries to get past Alexandre David, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  32. 18'

    Valou Ray and Yann lachiuer are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

  33. 16'

    What a horror tackle! Djibril Cissé drives his studs into Woxu's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  34. 10'

    Shot on target by Djibril Cissé

    Great work from Yann lachiuer on the right, Djibril Cissé hits a half-volley but it's no trouble for the keeper.

  35. 5'

    Hdv57 is calmly moving the ball around while Tricolores sits deep. This is all very boring!

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    The highly anticipated match between Hdv57 and Tricolores has just kicked off. The stadium is electric.

Key stats

Hdv57 Tricolores
53% Possession 47%
3 Goals 3
4 Shots on target 3
4 Shots off target 1
5 Fouls 2
2 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Yann lachiuer 74' Valentin raymonda
  • Timothe Fontaine 65'
  • Timothe Fontaine 27' Roberto carlos

Scorers

  • Soso 75'
  • Quta 40'
  • Quta 36'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 27'

Midfield

  • 65'27'
  • 74'42'
  • 74'

Attack

  • 30'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 75'68'
  • 40'(Pen)36'

Attack

Substitutes

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