Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 89'

    Second yellow for D.Alves

    D.Alves IS SENT OFF! He receives a second yellow card for that stupid foul!

  2. 68'

    Goal for FCWOULDI! PAPI

    Rode whips in the corner; the keeper fumbles it onto the head of PAPI, who scores off the post.

  3. 40'

    Yellow card for W.Pacho

    Yellow card for W.Pacho; if he does that again, it will be a red!

  4. 28'

    Yellow card for D.Alves

    By constantly complaining to the referee, D.Alves has achieved only one thing: getting himself booked.

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a masterclass in how to turn a pitch into a crime scene. La Dream Team, who clearly mistook the beautiful game for a backyard wrestling federation, spent their afternoon collecting yellow cards like they were trading stickers. With zero shots on target and a tactical approach that can only be described as "aggressively aimless," they spent 90 minutes hacking at ankles rather than chasing the ball. By the time the final whistle blew, they were down to ten men, leaving their supporters to wonder if they had accidentally signed up for a rugby league by mistake. 🤡

On the other side of this chaotic circus, FCWOULDI played with the patience of a saint. Despite firing five shots into the stands and failing to find their range for most of the match, they kept their composure while their opponents were busy auditioning for a prison drama. The breakthrough finally arrived in the 68th minute via a corner kick, a moment of pure relief for the spectators who had endured nearly an hour of absolute mediocrity. It wasn't pretty, and it certainly won't be framed in the Louvre, but it was enough to secure a 0-1 victory against a side that seemed more interested in fouls than goals.

Ultimately, FCWOULDI leaves the pitch with three points and their dignity intact, a luxury La Dream Team abandoned somewhere around the 28th minute. The stats tell the sorry tale: La Dream Team finished with a pathetic zero shots on target and a disciplinary record that would make a bouncer blush. If this is the "Dream," I think it’s time for their management to wake up and smell the coffee, because their performance today was nothing short of a nightmare. Better luck next time, though I suggest they trade in their shin guards for boxing gloves. ⚽

Match details

On 06/09/2026 15:30

Stade La Dream Team (La Dream Team)

15600 spectators

No extra time

H.Iloris
304 pts
31 yrs
N.Mendes
295 pts
23 yrs
W.Pacho
279 pts
21 yrs
T.Silva
292 pts
27 yrs
D.Alves
294 pts
27 yrs
P.Viera
293 pts
22 yrs
Neymar.JR
293 pts
21 yrs
Ruiz
158 pts
30 yrs
B.Barcola
290 pts
22 yrs
E.Cavani
266 pts
27 yrs
K.Mbappe
294 pts
26 yrs
BARTHEZ
267 pts
28 yrs
pleureuse
268 pts
28 yrs
Eliott Ma...
268 pts
26 yrs
Jyxo
269 pts
24 yrs
Kana
274 pts
23 yrs
Endrick
276 pts
28 yrs
PAPI
283 pts
27 yrs
Rode
169 pts
22 yrs
GREGINHO
279 pts
29 yrs
Clopman
277 pts
28 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    FCWOULDI beats La Dream Team in an unsurprising and thoroughly deserved victory.

  2. 89'

    Second yellow for D.Alves

    D.Alves IS SENT OFF! He receives a second yellow card for that stupid foul!

  3. 89'

    After an aerial duel, D.Alves delivers a violent elbow to the face of , who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  4. 85'

    is through on goal, but Neymar.JR wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

  5. 79'

    Free kick by PAPI

    It is a free kick, PAPI curls it over the wall, but H.Iloris catches it easily.

  6. 79'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Ruiz on GREGINHO.

  7. 77'

    Shot off target by Clopman

    Clopman wins the ball in the opposition defense but rushes his effort and completely shanks it.

  8. 75'

    A lightning-fast counter-attack led by Jyxo, who chooses to go alone... What a waste, pleureuse was completely unmarked!

  9. 73'

    Shot off target by Kana

    Kana crosses, Endrick attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

  10. 69'

    FCWOULDI is playing the ball around at the back, forcing La Dream Team's defensive block to push up.

  11. 68'

    Goal for FCWOULDI! PAPI

    Rode whips in the corner; the keeper fumbles it onto the head of PAPI, who scores off the post.

  12. 66'

    FCWOULDI are keeping the ball and running down the clock; La Dream Team need to respond!

  13. 62'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, Clopman pulls off a superb sombrero flick over T.Silva. Pure class.

  14. 57'

    Shot off target by GREGINHO

    GREGINHO sets up a half-volley at the edge of the box. It goes wide!

  15. 54'

    Free kick by P.Viera

    P.Viera strikes this free kick beautifully but it hits the crossbar. BARTHEZ didn't even react.

  16. 53'

    The tackle by GREGINHO on D.Alves is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  17. 48'

    Shot off target by GREGINHO

    GREGINHO tries his luck with his left from the edge of the box! Just over the bar!

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  20. 40'

    Yellow card for W.Pacho

    Yellow card for W.Pacho; if he does that again, it will be a red!

  21. 39'

    W.Pacho gets dribbled past by GREGINHO and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  22. 38'

    FCWOULDI are really struggling to get a foothold in the game; La Dream Team are pressing as soon as their opponents have the ball.

  23. 36'

    What a foul! As Endrick was heading for goal, E.Cavani comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  24. 33'

    Clopman passes to Eliott Marchand, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  25. 28'

    Yellow card for D.Alves

    By constantly complaining to the referee, D.Alves has achieved only one thing: getting himself booked.

  26. 28'

    D.Alves catches Jyxo's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  27. 25'

    Like a true magician, Eliott Marchand skips past W.Pacho with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!

  28. 19'

    A sublime cross-field pass from to Clopman, who brings it down with his chest.

  29. 17'

    Rode weaves through the defense and cuts it back for GREGINHO, but a defender gets there first.

  30. 16'

    Miscommunication between N.Mendes and T.Silva when there was a great chance to be had...

  31. 10'

    Kana and GREGINHO are putting on a show, toying with the opposing defense with a series of one-twos!

  32. 5'

    Shot off target by Kana

    A superb ball from PAPI finds Kana behind the defense. He chips the keeper, but the ball goes over the goal.

  33. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for this highly anticipated match between La Dream Team and FCWOULDI. We hope to see a great game of football today.

Key stats

La Dream Team FCWOULDI
23% Possession 77%
0 Goals 1
0 Shots on target 2
1 Shots off target 5
5 Fouls 1
3 Yellow cards 0
1 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • PAPI 68' Rode

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 40'
  • 89'28'89'

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 68'
  • 68'

Attack

Substitutes

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