Championship

Full time

Les Loofpumps

1-3

HT: 0 - 2
FC Rumes-LG C

Key moments

  1. 89'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Amaury K.

    A long through ball from Dimitri K. finds Amaury K., who executes a sumptuous rabona that slowly crosses the goal line. It is in.

  2. 87'

    Substitution for FC Rumes-LG C

    FC Rumes-LG C effectue un remplacement. Dode prend la place de ScarlettJohansson.

  3. 87'

    Substitution for FC Rumes-LG C

    FC Rumes-LG C effectue un remplacement. Taxy prend la place de Zendaya.

  4. 84'

    Substitution for FC Rumes-LG C

    FC Rumes-LG C effectue un remplacement. LeSuisse prend la place de Jessica Alba.

  5. 84'

    Substitution for FC Rumes-LG C

    FC Rumes-LG C effectue un remplacement. Jean Leclerc prend la place de Natalie Portman.

  6. 79'

    Substitution for FC Rumes-LG C

    FC Rumes-LG C effectue un remplacement. Ana de Armas prend la place de Ernould.P.

  7. 57'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Monica Bellucci

    Angelina Jolie surges down the right and whips in a cross, Monica Bellucci gets a toe to it and finds the net. GOAL!

  8. 34'

    Substitution for Les Loofpumps

    Les Loofpumps effectue un remplacement. Mat H. prend la place de Robin V..

  9. 32'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Angelina Jolie

    A great pass from Zendaya to Angelina Jolie, who pulls off a magnificent touch before firing a swivel shot that smashes in under the crossbar!

  10. 24'

    Free kick scored by Ernould.P

    From a free kick on the right taken by Ernould.P, Max W. tries to catch the ball, gets his hands on it, but spills it into his own net!!! Max W. will be kicking himself!

  11. 17'

    Yellow card for Kévin G.

    And yes, it's logical; Kévin G. gets a deserved yellow card for that nasty challenge.

What a spectacular display of incompetence we witnessed today as Les Loofpumps managed to turn a football match into a voluntary target practice session for their opponents. From the 17th minute, when they decided that collecting yellow cards was more important than defending, it was clear that Les Loofpumps were allergic to the concept of a clean sheet. By the time the referee blew the final whistle, the scoreboard read a painful 1-3, a result that perfectly captures their chaotic approach to the beautiful game. 🤡

On the other side of the pitch, FC Rumes-LG C looked like they were playing against traffic cones. They opened the scoring in the 24th minute with a clinical free kick that left the Les Loofpumps goalkeeper questioning his career choices. FC Rumes-LG C continued their dominance, piling on the pressure and finding the net twice more, proving that while Les Loofpumps were busy committing fouls and missing shots, the visitors were actually interested in playing football. Even with a late consolation goal in the 89th minute, the damage was already irreparable.

It was a masterclass in frustration for the home crowd. Despite managing 4 shots on target, Les Loofpumps looked like a group of tourists who had accidentally wandered onto the pitch. Meanwhile, FC Rumes-LG C walked away with a well-deserved victory, leaving their hosts to ponder why they even bothered showing up. If this is the peak performance we can expect from Les Loofpumps this season, perhaps they should consider trading their boots for bowling shoes. Better luck next time, though we certainly wouldn't bet on it! ⚽

Head-to-head

Match details

On 06/09/2026 11:30

Loofpumps Arena (Les Loofpumps)

51800 spectators

No extra time

Max W.
272 pts
24 yrs
Olivier D.
310 pts
29 yrs
Louis B.
312 pts
23 yrs
Lucas W.
330 pts
25 yrs
Antho R.
318 pts
29 yrs
Amaury K.
315 pts
22 yrs
Kévin G.
315 pts
26 yrs
Clément B.
312 pts
29 yrs
Mat H.
203 pts
28 yrs
Valentin K.
310 pts
23 yrs
Dimitri K.
324 pts
23 yrs
Denise Ri...
253 pts
25 yrs
Jean Leclerc
133 pts
25 yrs
Mila Kunis
312 pts
23 yrs
Cameron Diaz
330 pts
19 yrs
Monica Be...
309 pts
23 yrs
Taxy
131 pts
20 yrs
Angelina ...
310 pts
20 yrs
LeSuisse
294 pts
22 yrs
Ana de Armas
256 pts
22 yrs
Margot Ro...
310 pts
24 yrs
Dode
129 pts
21 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    That's the end of the match; FC Rumes-LG C has defeated Les Loofpumps in style.

  2. 89'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Amaury K.

    A long through ball from Dimitri K. finds Amaury K., who executes a sumptuous rabona that slowly crosses the goal line. It is in.

  3. 87'

    Substitution for FC Rumes-LG C

    FC Rumes-LG C effectue un remplacement. Dode prend la place de ScarlettJohansson.

  4. 87'

    Substitution for FC Rumes-LG C

    FC Rumes-LG C effectue un remplacement. Taxy prend la place de Zendaya.

  5. 86'

    Free kick by Clément B.

    Clément B. steps up, his shot is on target, but it is easily blocked by Denise Richards.

  6. 86'

    Angelina Jolie leans on Clément B. in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  7. 84'

    Tactical change — FC Rumes-LG C

    FC Rumes-LG C modifie sa stratégie.

  8. 84'

    Substitution for FC Rumes-LG C

    FC Rumes-LG C effectue un remplacement. LeSuisse prend la place de Jessica Alba.

  9. 84'

    Substitution for FC Rumes-LG C

    FC Rumes-LG C effectue un remplacement. Jean Leclerc prend la place de Natalie Portman.

  10. 84'

    Tactical change — Les Loofpumps

    Les Loofpumps modifie sa stratégie.

  11. 84'

    The tackle by Angelina Jolie on Kévin G. is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  12. 81'

    Like a true magician, Olivier D. skips past Margot Robbie with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!

  13. 79'

    Tactical change — FC Rumes-LG C

    FC Rumes-LG C modifie sa stratégie.

  14. 79'

    Substitution for FC Rumes-LG C

    FC Rumes-LG C effectue un remplacement. Ana de Armas prend la place de Ernould.P.

  15. 78'

    Shot off target by Jessica Alba

    Pass from Jessica Alba to Zendaya, who completely slices his shot!!!

  16. 77'

    Shot off target by ScarlettJohansson

    Monica Bellucci finds ScarlettJohansson first-time, who attempts an impulsive bicycle kick, but it's well off target!

  17. 74'

    Shot on target by Ernould.P

    A cross from Monica Bellucci finds Ernould.P, who goes for a header. No trouble for the keeper.

  18. 70'

    Save by Denise Richards

    From midfield, Kévin G. unleashes a superb strike, but Denise Richards catches it easily before shouting at his teammates to wake them up.

  19. 66'

    Ernould.P goes down in the box under pressure from Mat H.. The referee waves play on.

  20. 61'

    We are witnessing some great football! Margot Robbie and ScarlettJohansson are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!

  21. 58'

    Tactical change — Les Loofpumps

    Les Loofpumps modifie sa stratégie.

  22. 57'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Monica Bellucci

    Angelina Jolie surges down the right and whips in a cross, Monica Bellucci gets a toe to it and finds the net. GOAL!

  23. 53'

    Shot on target by Antho R.

    That was close! Antho R. dances past three defenders before firing a shot that the keeper palms away, unable to hold on.

  24. 47'

    Dimitri K. tries to outpace Ernould.P, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

  25. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Les Loofpumps va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  26. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour FC Rumes-LG C.

  27. 41'

    Kévin G. is through on goal, but Mila Kunis wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

  28. 35'

    Shot off target by Clément B.

    Clément B. breaks down the wing and pulls it back for Mat H.. The ball goes just wide of the post!

  29. 34'

    Tactical change — Les Loofpumps

    Les Loofpumps modifie sa stratégie.

  30. 34'

    Substitution for Les Loofpumps

    Les Loofpumps effectue un remplacement. Mat H. prend la place de Robin V..

  31. 32'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Angelina Jolie

    A great pass from Zendaya to Angelina Jolie, who pulls off a magnificent touch before firing a swivel shot that smashes in under the crossbar!

  32. 29'

    Free kick by Ernould.P

    Ernould.P puts the ball into the box but Max W. comes out and claims it.

  33. 29'

    Valentin K. stamps on Zendaya, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  34. 24'

    Free kick scored by Ernould.P

    From a free kick on the right taken by Ernould.P, Max W. tries to catch the ball, gets his hands on it, but spills it into his own net!!! Max W. will be kicking himself!

  35. 23'

    Kévin G. just tackled Cameron Diaz with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  36. 19'

    Shot off target by Robin V.

    Robin V. waits for an option, but none comes, so he goes for it and shoots! Way over the bar.

  37. 17'

    Yellow card for Kévin G.

    And yes, it's logical; Kévin G. gets a deserved yellow card for that nasty challenge.

  38. 17'

    Undeniable foul! Kévin G. tackles Zendaya with both feet off the ground!

  39. 15'

    Cameron Diaz and Ernould.P are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.

  40. 9'

    Shot off target by ScarlettJohansson

    ScarlettJohansson recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

  41. 6'

    Shot on target by Ernould.P

    From a cross on the right, Monica Bellucci squares it to Ernould.P inside the box, but his effort is pushed away by the keeper.

  42. 5'

    Shot off target by Margot Robbie

    Margot Robbie is in front of goal, ScarlettJohansson makes a run but Margot Robbie goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

  43. 2'

    Antho R. tries to get past Angelina Jolie, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  44. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for this big match between Les Loofpumps and FC Rumes-LG C. It promises to be a tense affair given the rivalry between these two teams.

Key stats

Les Loofpumps FC Rumes-LG C
39% Possession 61%
1 Goals 3
4 Shots on target 5
2 Shots off target 5
3 Fouls 2
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Amaury K. 89' Dimitri K.

Scorers

  • Monica Bellucci 57' Angelina Jolie
  • Angelina Jolie 32' Zendaya
  • Ernould.P 24'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 89'
  • 17'

Attack

  • 34'
  • 89'

Substitutes

  • 34'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 84'
  • 57'

Midfield

  • 87'
  • 32'57'
  • 84'

Attack

  • 79'
  • 87'

Substitutes

  • 84'
  • 32'87'
  • 84'
  • 24'79'
  • 87'

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