Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 88'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Huke

    Magnificent goal by Huke!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Zeti, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

  2. 74'

    Second yellow for Bellongueur

    Bellongueur gets a second yellow card for dissent; he should have kept his cool!

  3. 69'

    Yellow card for Bellongueur

    Bellongueur receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

  4. 49'

    Yellow card for JoeDeceives

    Yellow card! Yes, JoeDeceives cannot escape that one!

  5. 46'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Mystk

    A fantastic goal from Mystk! He sliced through the entire defense before slotting it past Debaisieux.G. Splendid!

  6. 40'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Estreal

    Following a great counter-attack, Dashy breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Estreal is there to finish. A textbook goal!

  7. 12'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Dashy

    A massive scramble in the box, Dashy recovers the ball and crucifies Debaisieux.G with a powerful strike!

What a pathetic display of "football" we witnessed today as FC DAX managed to turn a professional match into a chaotic amateur hour. With a staggering zero shots on target and a tactical plan that seemed to consist entirely of committing seven fouls, they were lucky the scoreboard didn't hit double digits. Their only real contribution to the game was a desperate, angry display of discipline that saw them pick up a yellow card before inevitably spiraling into a red card nightmare. It was less of a football match and more of a clumsy wrestling session held on a grass pitch. 🤡

On the other side of the spectrum, Paris Gentle Mates treated the pitch like their personal playground. While they started with a few shaky free kicks, they eventually found their rhythm and dismantled their opponents with surgical precision. Eight shots on target compared to the absolute void created by FC DAX? That is not just a victory; that is a humiliation. They dominated possession, maintained their composure despite a solitary yellow card, and clinically hammered home four goals while the opposition was busy arguing with the referee.

The final 0-4 scoreline is arguably generous to FC DAX, who spent most of the second half praying for the final whistle while Paris Gentle Mates continued to toy with them. By the 74th minute, when the second yellow card turned red for FC DAX, the game was long dead, but the visitors didn't care, adding a final insult to injury with an 88th-minute goal. If you are looking for a lesson on how to get completely outclassed in every single metric, look no further than this tragic performance. Football is supposed to be played with a ball, not with your nerves and your temper. 🔥

Match details

On 06/09/2026 07:30

STADIUM DAX (FC DAX)

4800 spectators

No extra time

Debaisieux.G
200 pts
26 yrs
Ceca
201 pts
20 yrs
Bellancien
220 pts
29 yrs
Bellongueur
221 pts
30 yrs
Zeti
209 pts
20 yrs
Bellaime
213 pts
29 yrs
Juzu
214 pts
19 yrs
Romain Gr...
206 pts
30 yrs
Simba
210 pts
22 yrs
David Dumas
210 pts
23 yrs
Soje
211 pts
21 yrs
Gota
261 pts
20 yrs
Mercules
255 pts
25 yrs
Shotzzy
256 pts
29 yrs
Scrap
253 pts
22 yrs
Hydra
255 pts
26 yrs
Dashy
250 pts
25 yrs
Estreal
261 pts
28 yrs
Mystk
250 pts
27 yrs
JoeDeceives
299 pts
23 yrs
Huke
250 pts
26 yrs
Ghosty
250 pts
25 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    A huge win for Paris Gentle Mates in this grueling match from start to finish!

  2. 88'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Huke

    Magnificent goal by Huke!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Zeti, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

  3. 85'

    Counter-attack led by Bellaime, a great opportunity, he passes to Romain Grosjean open on the wing, but it's just out of reach and goes out for a throw-in.

  4. 83'

    Estreal tries to nutmeg Ceca, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

  5. 80'

    For the last few minutes, Paris Gentle Mates and FC DAX have just been watching each other play.

  6. 78'

    Shotzzy finds plenty of space down the left. He crosses to Estreal, who controls with a spin and beats the keeper at the second attempt. But he is flagged offside. Replays confirm it was the right call.

  7. 74'

    Second yellow for Bellongueur

    Bellongueur gets a second yellow card for dissent; he should have kept his cool!

  8. 74'

    Dashy starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Bellongueur, who commits a very bad foul.

  9. 71'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Ghosty, Zeti can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  10. 69'

    Yellow card for Bellongueur

    Bellongueur receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

  11. 69'

    After an aerial duel, Bellongueur delivers a violent elbow to the face of Scrap, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  12. 66'

    Paris Gentle Mates is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against FC DAX.

  13. 65'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, Shotzzy pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Ceca. Pure class.

  14. 60'

    Estreal cannot get past Simba and gives the ball away cheaply.

  15. 55'

    Estreal goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. Ceca wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.

  16. 49'

    Yellow card for JoeDeceives

    Yellow card! Yes, JoeDeceives cannot escape that one!

  17. 49'

    What a foul! As Soje was heading for goal, JoeDeceives comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  18. 46'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Mystk

    A fantastic goal from Mystk! He sliced through the entire defense before slotting it past Debaisieux.G. Splendid!

  19. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC DAX va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  20. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Paris Gentle Mates.

  21. 40'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Estreal

    Following a great counter-attack, Dashy breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Estreal is there to finish. A textbook goal!

  22. 36'

    Free kick by Dashy

    Dashy slips while taking the free kick, Debaisieux.G watches the ball sail into the stands.

  23. 35'

    Dashy starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Simba, who commits a very bad foul.

  24. 30'

    Shot off target by JoeDeceives

    Superb curling shot from JoeDeceives that grazes the top left corner! That was close!

  25. 28'

    Simba makes no attempt to play the ball there! Huke is on the ground. It is a foul.

  26. 26'

    FC DAX has settled on the ball and is moving it well, looking for an opening; Paris Gentle Mates will struggle to win it back.

  27. 25'

    Free kick by Dashy

    Great aerial claim from Debaisieux.G, punching away a Dashy free kick into the box.

  28. 24'

    Unacceptable foul by Bellancien who tackles JoeDeceives from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  29. 23'

    Save by Debaisieux.G

    Mystk hits a clean shot on target, but Debaisieux.G makes a world-class save to clear the danger.

  30. 20'

    Free kick by Dashy

    Dashy takes the free kick, the ball goes very high and seems to be dropping into the top corner, but Debaisieux.G tips it over.

  31. 20'

    Ceca catches JoeDeceives's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  32. 17'

    Shot off target by Juzu

    Juzu has a bit of space. He moves forward and shoots from 30 meters. Way wide. Too bad!

  33. 12'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Dashy

    A massive scramble in the box, Dashy recovers the ball and crucifies Debaisieux.G with a powerful strike!

  34. 6'

    Save by Debaisieux.G

    Debaisieux.G can only deflect this curling shot from the edge of the box by Dashy out for a corner.

  35. 4'

    Shot off target by Huke

    Huke enters the box, holding off everyone. But he curls his left-footed shot into the clouds.

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for a match that promises to be evenly matched! Even our friend Paul the Octopus couldn't pick a winner.

Key stats

FC DAX Paris Gentle Mates
23% Possession 77%
0 Goals 4
0 Shots on target 8
1 Shots off target 3
7 Fouls 1
2 Yellow cards 1
1 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Huke 88'
  • Mystk 46'
  • Estreal 40' Dashy
  • Dashy 12'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 74'69'74'

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 12'40'
  • 40'
  • 46'
  • 49'

Attack

  • 88'

Substitutes

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