Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 52'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ROI SORCIER GANGB

    ROI SORCIER GANGB through the middle combines with ARGONADE on the right wing, who plays it back into his path. ROI SORCIER GANGB hits it first time and the keeper cannot stop it. What a move!

  2. 38'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARABURNE

    The players are moving the ball well, ARABURNE loses Eden Picard to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of an existential crisis for BKR OSC. While DUR A QUEER spent the entire afternoon peppering the goal with a relentless barrage of shots, BKR OSC seemed to have collectively decided that the best way to play defense was to simply not exist. With zero shots—on or off target—their only contribution to the beautiful game was committing three clumsy fouls, proving that when you can't touch the ball, you might as well try to touch the ankles of the opposition. ⚽

The scoreboard eventually reflected the sheer dominance of DUR A QUEER, who found the net twice to secure a 2-0 victory that frankly flattered their hapless opponents. After a flurry of wayward shots and a missed free kick that nearly took out a pigeon in the upper deck, the breakthrough finally arrived in the 38th minute, followed by a second clinical strike in the 52nd. It was a masterclass in persistence, even if their accuracy in front of goal was occasionally as shaky as a toddler on ice skates.

The comedy of errors reached its peak in the 84th minute when DUR A QUEER was gifted a penalty, only to fluff the line and send it wide. It was the perfect summary of a match where they could have won by five, but settled for a comfortable cruise against a side that appeared to be playing in slow motion. BKR OSC will want to forget this display, while DUR A QUEER walks away with the points and a healthy dose of smug satisfaction. 😂

Match details

On 05/09/2026 19:30

MINAS T IRRITE (DUR A QUEER)

22400 spectators

No extra time

GWEENLI
199 pts
21 yrs
FAGRAMIR
213 pts
20 yrs
Qyka
209 pts
19 yrs
Xugi
211 pts
21 yrs
PENETHOR
220 pts
19 yrs
ROI SORCI...
212 pts
24 yrs
Sedo
208 pts
20 yrs
ARGONADE
219 pts
19 yrs
ARABURNE
209 pts
21 yrs
Keko
204 pts
19 yrs
LEGLAS
205 pts
21 yrs
Louis Perrin
148 pts
21 yrs
Lucas Morel
149 pts
27 yrs
Amaury Joly
141 pts
26 yrs
Eden Picard
143 pts
22 yrs
Cyprien G...
147 pts
23 yrs
Cyprien Joly
146 pts
23 yrs
Vincent Roy
143 pts
25 yrs
Jérémy Caron
143 pts
23 yrs
Quentin G...
148 pts
23 yrs
Kylian Blanc
146 pts
26 yrs
Gautier B...
142 pts
22 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    And that's the end of the match with a victory for DUR A QUEER, who have just beaten BKR OSC.

  2. 88'

    FAGRAMIR finds plenty of space down the left. He crosses to Sedo, who controls with a spin and beats the keeper at the second attempt. But he is flagged offside. Replays confirm it was the right call.

  3. 84'

    Penalty missed by ARABURNE

    ARABURNE takes a short run-up and completely fluffs the shot, sending it into the photographers!

  4. 84'

    Penalty to DUR A QUEER

    The referee didn't hesitate and points to the penalty spot. ARABURNE places the ball.

  5. 84'

    What a foul! As Sedo was heading for goal, Quentin Girard comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  6. 79'

    Shot off target by LEGLAS

    LEGLAS cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.

  7. 75'

    Save by Louis Perrin

    Louis Perrin makes an incredible save on the goal line to stop a powerful shot from ARABURNE; ARABURNE can't believe it!

  8. 71'

    Link-up play between Qyka and PENETHOR, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

  9. 67'

    ARGONADE plays a ball over the top, but a magnificent intervention from Amaury Joly saves his team from a dangerous attack!

  10. 62'

    FAGRAMIR is the engine of this team; after a run down the right flank, he passes to ARGONADE, but the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  11. 58'

    Shot off target by PENETHOR

    Nice one-two between PENETHOR and ARABURNE... PENETHOR tries his luck but completely shanks it.

  12. 55'

    Shot on target by ARGONADE

    ARGONADE puts on a clinic in midfield, accelerating through three defenders before setting up Keko, whose left-footed shot from the edge of the box is blocked.

  13. 52'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ROI SORCIER GANGB

    ROI SORCIER GANGB through the middle combines with ARGONADE on the right wing, who plays it back into his path. ROI SORCIER GANGB hits it first time and the keeper cannot stop it. What a move!

  14. 51'

    DUR A QUEER is playing the ball around at the back, forcing BKR OSC's defensive block to push up.

  15. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe BKR OSC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  16. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour DUR A QUEER.

  17. 38'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARABURNE

    The players are moving the ball well, ARABURNE loses Eden Picard to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.

  18. 36'

    Free kick by ARABURNE

    ARABURNE goes over the wall but can't beat Louis Perrin, who had anticipated the shot.

  19. 35'

    Gautier Bonnet leans on ARGONADE in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  20. 34'

    Shot off target by Keko

    ARABURNE sprints down the touchline and crosses to Keko! He gets a touch on it but it hits the side netting, what a shame!

  21. 33'

    Shot off target by PENETHOR

    Swerving cross from Keko, PENETHOR tries to connect but sends the ball out for a goal kick.

  22. 30'

    DUR A QUEER has been playing some attractive football lately, while BKR OSC is chasing the ball.

  23. 28'

    Shot off target by LEGLAS

    Strike from LEGLAS that goes just over the crossbar; the keeper can breathe a sigh of relief.

  24. 26'

    We are witnessing some great football! LEGLAS and Xugi are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!

  25. 23'

    From a ARGONADE cross, the ball reaches Qyka who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

  26. 18'

    Sedo and Xugi are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!

  27. 12'

    Cyprien Guerin commits a deliberate obstruction on Keko. Watch out!

  28. 7'

    Shot off target by LEGLAS

    LEGLAS unleashes a massive strike from that Sedo pass, but it sails straight into the stands. At least it will make one fan happy!

  29. 6'

    DUR A QUEER is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against BKR OSC.

  30. 3'

    Save by Louis Perrin

    Louis Perrin is on fire! He tips a left-footed rocket from ARABURNE out for a corner.

  31. 0'

    Kick-off

    We are underway between DUR A QUEER and BKR OSC!!! DUR A QUEER kicks off the match...

Key stats

DUR A QUEER BKR OSC
77% Possession 23%
2 Goals 0
6 Shots on target 0
6 Shots off target 0
0 Fouls 3
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • ROI SORCIER GANGB 52' ARGONADE
  • ARABURNE 38'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 52'
  • 52'

Attack

  • 38'

Substitutes

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