Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 88'

    Yellow card for DIMITOUZE

    That clumsy foul from DIMITOUZE deserves a yellow card.

  2. 82'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Bruce Wayne

    GOAL!!! Zinedine Zidane dribbles past two players and crosses for Bruce Wayne, who meets it with a powerful header!!

  3. 79'

    Free kick scored by Jacy

    Jacy takes a few steps back and strikes; his powerful, pinpoint shot finds the top corner of Bart Simpson's goal.

  4. 51'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Wazu

    Georgie Cooper plays a low corner to the near post for Wazu, who redirects it with his foot into the back of the net.

  5. 34'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! SHARKOUZE

    A first-time cross from Jacy to the penalty spot, where SHARKOUZE rises above everyone to head it home.

  6. 27'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Wazu

    The players are moving the ball well, Wazu loses CASTOUZE to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.

  7. 21'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! CANCEROUZE

    A first-time cross from Jacy to the penalty spot, where CANCEROUZE rises above everyone to head it home.

  8. 2'

    Free kick scored by Eric Cartman

    From a free kick 30 yards out, Eric Cartman blasts it past the keeper, who can only watch it go in!

What a chaotic, high-octane disaster—or masterpiece, depending on your blood pressure—we witnessed as TEAM OUZE and RC TEMPS turned the pitch into an absolute shooting gallery. RC TEMPS came out of the gates like they had a dinner reservation, scoring a cheeky free-kick just two minutes in after a clumsy foul from TEAM OUZE. While the home side tried to claw their way back with a valiant equalizer and a back-and-forth scoring spree, their defense looked about as sturdy as a wet paper towel in a hurricane. ⚽

The stats tell a tale of pure recklessness: TEAM OUZE managed to be clinical with their four shots on target, but their lack of discipline eventually boiled over. By the 88th minute, frustration peaked with a yellow card, perfectly capping off a match where they spent more time fouling than actually tracking back. RC TEMPS, meanwhile, were relentless, firing away with seven total attempts and proving that even when you make four fouls, you can still walk away with the glory if you keep finding the back of the net.

The final 3-4 scoreline is a bitter pill for TEAM OUZE, who fought tooth and nail—including a late 79th-minute free-kick goal—only to be undone by a clinical RC TEMPS strike just moments later. It was a defensive catastrophe for the ages, leaving the fans of TEAM OUZE clutching their heads in disbelief while the visitors celebrated a victory that was as messy as it was earned. Football, as they say, is a cruel mistress, and today she decided that RC TEMPS would be the one going home with the bragging rights. 🤡

Match details

On 05/09/2026 06:30

Ouze Stadium (TEAM OUZE)

31998 spectators

No extra time

BEBOUZE
231 pts
21 yrs
CASTOUZE
202 pts
21 yrs
RONCHONCH...
200 pts
21 yrs
ELCHAPOUZE
272 pts
30 yrs
SHARKOUZE
268 pts
28 yrs
Bani
246 pts
19 yrs
INSOMNIOUZE
312 pts
21 yrs
Wobi
203 pts
19 yrs
CANCEROUZE
305 pts
21 yrs
Jacy
213 pts
19 yrs
DIMITOUZE
308 pts
27 yrs
Bart Simpson
256 pts
30 yrs
Georgie C...
233 pts
30 yrs
Clifford ...
260 pts
26 yrs
Cyja
234 pts
23 yrs
Bare
233 pts
23 yrs
Cody Lambert
232 pts
30 yrs
Zinedine ...
244 pts
33 yrs
Eric Cartman
245 pts
33 yrs
Hisoka Morow
244 pts
33 yrs
Bruce Wayne
208 pts
29 yrs
Wazu
222 pts
23 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    RC TEMPS fans can be proud, as their players gave everything to beat a valiant TEAM OUZE side.

  2. 88'

    Yellow card for DIMITOUZE

    That clumsy foul from DIMITOUZE deserves a yellow card.

  3. 88'

    Hisoka Morow dribbles past DIMITOUZE with a magnificent nutmeg. DIMITOUZE seems annoyed, so he tackles Hisoka Morow from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  4. 86'

    RC TEMPS is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the TEAM OUZE players.

  5. 85'

    Hisoka Morow cannot get past Bani and gives the ball away cheaply.

  6. 83'

    Shot off target by Zinedine Zidane

    Breaking down the right wing, Zinedine Zidane spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!

  7. 82'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Bruce Wayne

    GOAL!!! Zinedine Zidane dribbles past two players and crosses for Bruce Wayne, who meets it with a powerful header!!

  8. 79'

    Free kick scored by Jacy

    Jacy takes a few steps back and strikes; his powerful, pinpoint shot finds the top corner of Bart Simpson's goal.

  9. 79'

    Bruce Wayne is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on SHARKOUZE's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  10. 74'

    A series of passes between Wazu and Zinedine Zidane while they wait for an opening.

  11. 69'

    Unacceptable foul by Cody Lambert who tackles SHARKOUZE from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  12. 64'

    CANCEROUZE complains about the tight marking from Bare, but the referee ignores him.

  13. 62'

    Save by Bart Simpson

    Low drive from DIMITOUZE, comfortably gathered by Bart Simpson.

  14. 61'

    RC TEMPS is pressing TEAM OUZE very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.

  15. 57'

    Bani tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Zinedine Zidane, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

  16. 55'

    TEAM OUZE is dropping back as RC TEMPS looks increasingly dangerous.

  17. 53'

    A series of passes between SHARKOUZE and Jacy while they wait for an opening.

  18. 51'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Wazu

    Georgie Cooper plays a low corner to the near post for Wazu, who redirects it with his foot into the back of the net.

  19. 47'

    Save by BEBOUZE

    Hisoka Morow tries a shot from 30 meters out, but BEBOUZE pushes the ball onto the right post.

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  21. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  22. 40'

    CANCEROUZE starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Hisoka Morow, who commits a very bad foul.

  23. 36'

    CASTOUZE commits a deliberate obstruction on Clifford Youn. Watch out!

  24. 34'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! SHARKOUZE

    A first-time cross from Jacy to the penalty spot, where SHARKOUZE rises above everyone to head it home.

  25. 32'

    Wobi and DIMITOUZE are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!

  26. 29'

    Great team play, it is a shame a poor touch from Wazu brings the move to an end.

  27. 27'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Wazu

    The players are moving the ball well, Wazu loses CASTOUZE to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.

  28. 21'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! CANCEROUZE

    A first-time cross from Jacy to the penalty spot, where CANCEROUZE rises above everyone to head it home.

  29. 16'

    RC TEMPS has been playing some attractive football lately, while TEAM OUZE is chasing the ball.

  30. 12'

    Hisoka Morow and CANCEROUZE are battling for the ball, and Hisoka Morow delivers a violent shoulder charge to CANCEROUZE, who goes down. It is a foul.

  31. 6'

    What a move! After a dazzling dribbling display, Jacy plays a through ball to Bani, who misses his touch in front of goal... What a shame!

  32. 3'

    Shot off target by Wazu

    Great solo effort from Wazu, cutting inside from the left and firing a powerful shot into the side netting!

  33. 2'

    Free kick scored by Eric Cartman

    From a free kick 30 yards out, Eric Cartman blasts it past the keeper, who can only watch it go in!

  34. 2'

    Wobi cannot stop Georgie Cooper, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    The fans are singing as TEAM OUZE kicks off. Here we go!

Key stats

TEAM OUZE RC TEMPS
27% Possession 73%
3 Goals 4
4 Shots on target 5
0 Shots off target 2
3 Fouls 4
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Jacy 79'
  • SHARKOUZE 34' Jacy
  • CANCEROUZE 21' Jacy

Scorers

  • Bruce Wayne 82' Zinedine Zidane
  • Wazu 51' Georgie Cooper
  • Wazu 27'
  • Eric Cartman 2'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 34'

Midfield

  • 21'
  • 79'34'21'

Attack

  • 88'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 51'

Midfield

  • 82'
  • 2'

Attack

  • 82'
  • 51'27'

Substitutes

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