Championship

Full time

BULL FC

0-9

HT: 0 - 5
AsNico

Key moments

  1. 90'

    Goal for AsNico! Yacine Ouattara

    GOAL! Enzo Tacafred plays a beautiful through ball to Yacine Ouattara, who keeps his cool to beat the keeper.

  2. 81'

    Yellow card for Zato

    Yellow card for Zato; if he does that again, it will be a red!

  3. 77'

    Goal for AsNico! Enzo Legrand

    A powerful strike from Enzo Tacafred, the keeper spills the ball and Enzo Legrand pounces to score. GOAL!

  4. 73'

    Substitution for AsNico

    AsNico effectue un remplacement. Vincent Nicolas prend la place de Gregersen.

  5. 71'

    Goal for AsNico! Dorian Mathieu

    Dorian Mathieu controls the ball perfectly, cuts inside, and beats Spider with a cross-shot! What a GOAL!

  6. 54'

    Gregersen goes down injured

    Ouch, following that foul, Gregersen doesn't seem fit to continue. He looks set to leave his teammates!

  7. 49'

    Goal for AsNico! Enzo Legrand

    From a great cross by Enzo Tacafred, Enzo Legrand perfectly cuts to the near post and plants an unstoppable header.

  8. 43'

    Free kick scored by Dorian Mathieu

    Dorian Mathieu steps up for the free kick, shoots and scores! GOAL!! He was over 30 meters out.

  9. 39'

    Goal for AsNico! Gautier Gaillard

    Goal! Gautier Gaillard nutmegs Doctor Strange and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  10. 18'

    Goal for AsNico! Enzo Tacafred

    Yacine Ouattara cuts the ball back to Enzo Tacafred, who strikes it with power. The ball hits the crossbar before going in. Superb play!

  11. 16'

    Goal for AsNico! Gautier Gaillard

    Enzo Tacafred chips a ball over the defense to Gautier Gaillard, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

  12. 5'

    Goal for AsNico! Enzo Tacafred

    Gautier Gaillard delivers a beautiful cross to Enzo Tacafred, who scores a fine header.

What we witnessed today was not a football match; it was a public execution. AsNico arrived on the pitch with the clinical precision of a surgeon, while BULL FC seemed to have confused the stadium for a local park where they were invited to watch the grass grow. With a humiliating 0-9 final score, BULL FC managed a single shot on target throughout the entire afternoon, a statistic so pathetic it deserves its own entry in the Guinness Book of Records for sheer incompetence. 🤡

The carnage started early, with AsNico finding the back of the net in the 5th minute and never looking back. By the 43rd minute, a beautiful free-kick goal had already signaled that this was going to be a long, painful day for BULL FC. The home side’s only real contribution to the game was a collection of five fouls and a yellow card in the 81st minute, proving that when you cannot play football, the only remaining option is to be a nuisance. Even when AsNico suffered an unfortunate injury in the 54th minute, they didn't even blink, continuing their relentless assault until the final whistle.

It is genuinely impressive how BULL FC managed to keep their composure while being dismantled piece by piece. Their lone free-kick attempt in the 59th minute was a masterclass in "how to waste everyone's time," sailing harmlessly away. As for AsNico, they leave the pitch with their heads held high, having turned this championship clash into a training session against traffic cones. Someone should probably tell BULL FC that the match actually requires you to defend, not just watch the scoreboard tick up every few minutes. 📉

Head-to-head

Match details

On 04/09/2026 10:30

BULL ARENA (BULL FC)

400 spectators

No extra time

Spider
124 pts
25 yrs
Doctor St...
127 pts
30 yrs
Jessy
105 pts
29 yrs
Batman
126 pts
31 yrs
Buzz
105 pts
28 yrs
Luke
132 pts
26 yrs
Anakin
127 pts
30 yrs
Sacha Petit
155 pts
29 yrs
Zato
145 pts
23 yrs
Shrek
105 pts
26 yrs
Kanaté
128 pts
25 yrs
Tevo
169 pts
22 yrs
Aloïs Gerard
141 pts
25 yrs
Vincent N...
128 pts
22 yrs
Yanis Robin
150 pts
21 yrs
Enzo Taca...
151 pts
20 yrs
Dorian Ma...
150 pts
21 yrs
Koqy
177 pts
23 yrs
Guillaume...
149 pts
23 yrs
Gautier G...
142 pts
21 yrs
Enzo Legrand
151 pts
22 yrs
Yacine Ou...
154 pts
23 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Full time, the score is 9-0 for AsNico.

  2. 90'

    Goal for AsNico! Yacine Ouattara

    GOAL! Enzo Tacafred plays a beautiful through ball to Yacine Ouattara, who keeps his cool to beat the keeper.

  3. 87'

    Dorian Mathieu overhits the pass to Yacine Ouattara, and the ball goes out for a goal kick.

  4. 83'

    Enzo Tacafred tries to nutmeg Anakin, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

  5. 81'

    Yellow card for Zato

    Yellow card for Zato; if he does that again, it will be a red!

  6. 81'

    Zato manages to dribble past Guillaume Roger, who catches up. Zato slaps his opponent! Foul!

  7. 77'

    Goal for AsNico! Enzo Legrand

    A powerful strike from Enzo Tacafred, the keeper spills the ball and Enzo Legrand pounces to score. GOAL!

  8. 76'

    What a horror tackle! Batman drives his studs into Enzo Tacafred's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  9. 73'

    Substitution for AsNico

    AsNico effectue un remplacement. Vincent Nicolas prend la place de Gregersen.

  10. 71'

    Goal for AsNico! Dorian Mathieu

    Dorian Mathieu controls the ball perfectly, cuts inside, and beats Spider with a cross-shot! What a GOAL!

  11. 67'

    Save by Spider

    From a cut-back, Guillaume Roger hits a volley on target, but Spider tips it onto his right post! What a world-class play.

  12. 64'

    Yanis Robin takes too long to release the ball and Yacine Ouattara is caught offside.

  13. 59'

    Free kick by Luke

    Luke takes the free kick and hits the wall. Unlucky!

  14. 59'

    Undeniable foul! Aloïs Gerard tackles Anakin with both feet off the ground!

  15. 54'

    Gregersen goes down injured

    Ouch, following that foul, Gregersen doesn't seem fit to continue. He looks set to leave his teammates!

  16. 53'

    Buzz is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Gregersen.

  17. 49'

    Goal for AsNico! Enzo Legrand

    From a great cross by Enzo Tacafred, Enzo Legrand perfectly cuts to the near post and plants an unstoppable header.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe BULL FC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 5 buts à 0 pour AsNico.

  20. 43'

    Free kick scored by Dorian Mathieu

    Dorian Mathieu steps up for the free kick, shoots and scores! GOAL!! He was over 30 meters out.

  21. 42'

    Sacha Petit gets dribbled past by Dorian Mathieu and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  22. 39'

    Goal for AsNico! Gautier Gaillard

    Goal! Gautier Gaillard nutmegs Doctor Strange and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  23. 36'

    Guillaume Roger and Aloïs Gerard have a misunderstanding, and the opposition recovers the ball.

  24. 35'

    Shot off target by Gautier Gaillard

    After a successful one-two, Gautier Gaillard manages to get a shot off, but it sails into the stands. Poor pigeons!

  25. 30'

    Koqy tries to outpace Luke, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

  26. 29'

    AsNico is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for BULL FC.

  27. 23'

    What a horror tackle! Luke drives his studs into Yacine Ouattara's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  28. 18'

    Goal for AsNico! Enzo Tacafred

    Yacine Ouattara cuts the ball back to Enzo Tacafred, who strikes it with power. The ball hits the crossbar before going in. Superb play!

  29. 16'

    Goal for AsNico! Gautier Gaillard

    Enzo Tacafred chips a ball over the defense to Gautier Gaillard, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

  30. 11'

    Gautier Gaillard intercepts a pass intended for Batman.

  31. 5'

    Goal for AsNico! Enzo Tacafred

    Gautier Gaillard delivers a beautiful cross to Enzo Tacafred, who scores a fine header.

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    The teams are taking the pitch, the fans are unveiling their tifos, it promises to be an intense match!

Key stats

BULL FC AsNico
23% Possession 77%
0 Goals 9
1 Shots on target 10
0 Shots off target 1
5 Fouls 1
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 1

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Yacine Ouattara 90' Enzo Tacafred
  • Enzo Legrand 77' Enzo Tacafred
  • Dorian Mathieu 71'
  • Enzo Legrand 49' Enzo Tacafred
  • Dorian Mathieu 43'
  • Gautier Gaillard 39'
  • Enzo Tacafred 18' Yacine Ouattara
  • Gautier Gaillard 16' Enzo Tacafred
  • Enzo Tacafred 5' Gautier Gaillard

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 81'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 73'
  • 18'5'90'77'49'16'

Midfield

  • 71'43'

Attack

  • 39'16'5'
  • 77'49'
  • 90'18'

Substitutes

  • 54'73'

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