Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 86'

    Yellow card for Effiloché de beef

    Effiloché de beef keeps questioning the referee's decisions, and this time it is too much; Effiloché de beef receives a yellow card!

  2. 80'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Supp Oeuf Poché

    Sauce Biggy takes a short corner, catching the defense off guard. He has all the time in the world to deliver a pinpoint cross to Supp Oeuf Poché, who powers his header home. The keeper had no chance.

  3. 75'

    Goal for DickyDog! Quoicoubaka

    The players are moving the ball well, Quoicoubaka loses Effiloché de beef to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.

  4. 59'

    Goal for DickyDog! Gros Flamby Mou

    A well-taken corner by Quoicoubaka. Gros Flamby Mou loses his marker and plants a header past the keeper and into the net. It's a goal!

  5. 46'

    Substitution for DickyDog

    DickyDog effectue un remplacement. SquirtyBéranger prend la place de Slip kangourou.

What a culinary catastrophe! In a match that promised the savory delight of a perfectly folded wrap, COMPOSE TON TACOS instead served up a cold, soggy mess. Despite dominating the stat sheet with seven total attempts, they couldn't find the rhythm, leaving their fans feeling like they’ve just ordered extra-spicy sauce and received nothing but disappointment. Meanwhile, DickyDog played with the scrappy, unpredictable energy of a stray mutt chasing a mailman, managing to turn their limited opportunities into a clinical masterclass of opportunistic finishing. 🌭

The drama truly ignited in the second half when DickyDog shattered the deadlock at the 59th minute following a corner, proving that even a dog can have its day if the defense is napping. As if the salt in the wound wasn't enough, they doubled their lead in the 75th minute, leaving COMPOSE TON TACOS scrambling like a chef who forgot to turn on the grill. A late corner goal in the 80th minute offered a glimmer of hope for the home side, but it was too little, too late to salvage the dignity of the kitchen.

By the 86th minute, the frustration was palpable as COMPOSE TON TACOS picked up a yellow card, a fitting end to a match where they seemed more interested in committing fouls than finding the back of the net. As the final whistle blew on a 1-2 scoreline, one thing was clear: DickyDog walked away with the treat, while COMPOSE TON TACOS is left to scrub the grease off their uniforms and rethink their entire recipe for success. Better luck next time, boys—try not to choke on the leftovers! ⚽

Match details

On 04/09/2026 09:30

COSY TACOS (COMPOSE TON TACOS)

44800 spectators

No extra time

Double Ch...
263 pts
27 yrs
Echalote ...
252 pts
22 yrs
Effiloché...
250 pts
28 yrs
Truite Ve...
261 pts
22 yrs
Lamelle d...
261 pts
22 yrs
Magret séché
274 pts
23 yrs
Sauce Biggy
273 pts
22 yrs
FRITES BI...
273 pts
22 yrs
Sauce Han...
273 pts
21 yrs
Miel Mout...
270 pts
29 yrs
Supp Oeuf...
280 pts
26 yrs
Big clampin
268 pts
26 yrs
Creamy De...
263 pts
30 yrs
Sup Naked
265 pts
24 yrs
HUBERTO C...
290 pts
24 yrs
Le G
268 pts
26 yrs
Hamzezette
271 pts
22 yrs
Quoicoubaka
267 pts
27 yrs
Gros Flam...
268 pts
26 yrs
Caillou dur
261 pts
28 yrs
SquirtyBé...
262 pts
30 yrs
Gros Beig...
278 pts
26 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    We leave you with a final score of 2-1 for DickyDog. COMPOSE TON TACOS put up a good fight, maybe next time...

  2. 91'

    HUBERTO CARLOS takes too long to release the ball and Creamy Deluxe is caught offside.

  3. 87'

    Tactical change — DickyDog

    DickyDog modifie sa stratégie.

  4. 86'

    Yellow card for Effiloché de beef

    Effiloché de beef keeps questioning the referee's decisions, and this time it is too much; Effiloché de beef receives a yellow card!

  5. 85'

    Unacceptable foul by Effiloché de beef who tackles Quoicoubaka from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  6. 84'

    Magret séché and Miel Moutarde are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.

  7. 81'

    Effiloché de beef miscontrols the ball, allowing Gros Flamby Mou to calmly restart the play.

  8. 80'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Supp Oeuf Poché

    Sauce Biggy takes a short corner, catching the defense off guard. He has all the time in the world to deliver a pinpoint cross to Supp Oeuf Poché, who powers his header home. The keeper had no chance.

  9. 75'

    Goal for DickyDog! Quoicoubaka

    The players are moving the ball well, Quoicoubaka loses Effiloché de beef to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.

  10. 71'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS has been playing some attractive football lately, while DickyDog is chasing the ball.

  11. 66'

    Shot off target by Lamelle de Kebab

    A superb ball from Miel Moutarde finds Lamelle de Kebab behind the defense. He chips the keeper, but the ball goes over the goal.

  12. 61'

    As Caillou dur heads toward the goal, Echalote confite stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!

  13. 59'

    Goal for DickyDog! Gros Flamby Mou

    A well-taken corner by Quoicoubaka. Gros Flamby Mou loses his marker and plants a header past the keeper and into the net. It's a goal!

  14. 56'

    Free kick by Supp Oeuf Poché

    Free kick taken by Supp Oeuf Poché who curls a beautiful effort towards the top corner, but the keeper makes a spectacular save.

  15. 55'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Truite Vengeuse, Caillou dur can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  16. 50'

    Tactical change — DickyDog

    DickyDog modifie sa stratégie.

  17. 50'

    Shot off target by Sauce Hannibal

    Sauce Hannibal tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

  18. 46'

    Tactical change — DickyDog

    DickyDog modifie sa stratégie.

  19. 46'

    Substitution for DickyDog

    DickyDog effectue un remplacement. SquirtyBéranger prend la place de Slip kangourou.

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  21. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  22. 42'

    Shot on target by Sauce Hannibal

    A cross from FRITES BIEN MOLLE finds Sauce Hannibal, who goes for a header. No trouble for the keeper.

  23. 38'

    Counter-attack led by Slip kangourou, a great opportunity, he passes to Hamzezette open on the wing, but it's just out of reach and goes out for a throw-in.

  24. 34'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for DickyDog.

  25. 30'

    Lamelle de Kebab complains about the tight marking from Le G, but the referee ignores him.

  26. 25'

    After an aerial duel, Lamelle de Kebab delivers a violent elbow to the face of Caillou dur, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  27. 20'

    Quoicoubaka and Creamy Deluxe are putting on a show, toying with the opposing defense with a series of one-twos!

  28. 18'

    Shot off target by Gros Flamby Mou

    Breaking down the right wing, Gros Flamby Mou spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!

  29. 16'

    Save by Double Cheddar

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by HUBERTO CARLOS, but it goes straight into the arms of Double Cheddar.

  30. 14'

    Shot on target by Magret séché

    Magret séché's shot is scuffed! No problem for the keeper.

  31. 12'

    Sauce Biggy cuts inside to beat his marker, but Sup Naked hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  32. 9'

    Caillou dur complains about the tight marking from Lamelle de Kebab, but the referee ignores him.

  33. 6'

    Great cross out to the left from Sup Naked, but Hamzezette miscontrols it and the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  34. 5'

    Shot off target by Miel Moutarde

    After a scramble, Lamelle de Kebab lays it back to Miel Moutarde who shoots wide. What a shame!

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway for what promises to be an exciting match between COMPOSE TON TACOS and DickyDog!

Key stats

COMPOSE TON TACOS DickyDog
50% Possession 50%
1 Goals 2
4 Shots on target 3
3 Shots off target 1
2 Fouls 2
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Supp Oeuf Poché 80' Sauce Biggy

Scorers

  • Quoicoubaka 75'
  • Gros Flamby Mou 59' Quoicoubaka

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 86'

Midfield

  • 80'

Attack

  • 80'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 75'59'
  • 59'

Attack

  • 46'

Substitutes

  • 46'

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