Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 77'

    Free kick scored by Jean Ratepahune

    The fans can't believe their eyes! This free-kick is sublime, they are chanting Jean Ratepahune's name!

  2. 75'

    Substitution for Les Vedettes

    Les Vedettes effectue un remplacement. prend la place de Enzo Cassetibia.

  3. 74'

    Free kick scored by M. Fofana

    And it's a goal! M. Fofana finds the top corner from the free kick, Jean Naretepahune stayed rooted to his line.

  4. 71'

    Goal for Les Vedettes! Jean Ratepahune

    Joey Ratelecadre wins the ball in midfield! He plays a through ball to Jean Ratepahune! He beats the keeper to the ball and scores!

  5. 62'

    Yellow card for Enzo Cassetibia

    What card, ref? No surprise here, Enzo Cassetibia just picked up a yellow card.

  6. 49'

    Goal for Olympique Lyonnais! C. Tolisso

    GOAL for C. Tolisso!!! C. Tolisso twists Guy Mauve inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  7. 4'

    Goal for Les Vedettes! Guy Mauve

    Guy Mauve is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past M. Niakhate, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

What a rollercoaster of absolute nonsense we witnessed today! The match between Les Vedettes and Olympique Lyonnais started with all the grace of a toddler learning to ice skate, highlighted by Les Vedettes missing a penalty in the 10th minute. It was a comedy of errors, with Les Vedettes racking up seven shots on target but seemingly allergic to the back of the net for the first hour. Meanwhile, Olympique Lyonnais, despite barely showing up with only three shots on target, somehow managed to stumble into a lead in the 49th minute. It was the kind of football that makes you wonder if the players were playing in slippers. 🤡

The final twenty minutes, however, were pure, unadulterated madness. After Les Vedettes finally woke up to equalize in the 71st minute, the game descended into a "who can concede faster" competition. Olympique Lyonnais reclaimed the lead with a sublime free-kick in the 74th minute, only to immediately surrender a free-kick goal back to Les Vedettes just three minutes later. It was a tactical disasterclass that had the fans clutching their chests and questioning their life choices. ⚽

By the time the dust settled, Les Vedettes had secured a 3-2 victory, leaving Olympique Lyonnais to wonder how they managed to lose while their opponents were busy collecting yellow cards and committing fouls like they were going out of style. With Les Vedettes firing off shots until the 89th minute, they eventually clawed their way to a win that was as messy as it was entertaining. If you wanted defensive discipline, you came to the wrong place, but if you wanted pure, chaotic drama, this match delivered in spades.

Match details

On 04/09/2026 09:30

Champ de Patates (Les Vedettes)

14399 spectators

No extra time

Jean Nare...
302 pts
25 yrs
Lucien Tr...
285 pts
24 yrs
Mark de Man
305 pts
25 yrs
Guy Mauve
278 pts
22 yrs
Luke Pass...
317 pts
24 yrs
Jean Rate...
351 pts
26 yrs
Alain Ter...
289 pts
22 yrs
Joey Rate...
271 pts
19 yrs
Joao Casc...
295 pts
27 yrs
Tom Frapp...
290 pts
23 yrs
D. Greif
212 pts
28 yrs
V. Abner
235 pts
29 yrs
S. Kango
230 pts
19 yrs
R. Kluivert
260 pts
30 yrs
M. Niakhate
253 pts
27 yrs
C. Mata
258 pts
21 yrs
T. Morton
250 pts
29 yrs
M. Bidstrup
315 pts
23 yrs
C. Tolisso
251 pts
29 yrs
K. Merah
309 pts
25 yrs
M. Fofana
231 pts
30 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    And that's the end of the match with a victory for Les Vedettes, who have just beaten Olympique Lyonnais.

  2. 89'

    Save by D. Greif

    Alain Tercept took his time to lob D. Greif... perhaps too much time, as a defender's head comes to the rescue.

  3. 85'

    We are witnessing some great football! Tom Frappedemule and Alain Tercept are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!

  4. 82'

    Shot on target by Alain Tercept

    Joao Cascadinho dinks the ball over the defense, Alain Tercept hits a powerful half-volley straight into the arms of the well-positioned keeper!

  5. 77'

    Free kick scored by Jean Ratepahune

    The fans can't believe their eyes! This free-kick is sublime, they are chanting Jean Ratepahune's name!

  6. 77'

    A shirt pull by V. Abner; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  7. 75'

    Tactical change — Les Vedettes

    Les Vedettes modifie sa stratégie.

  8. 75'

    Substitution for Les Vedettes

    Les Vedettes effectue un remplacement. prend la place de Enzo Cassetibia.

  9. 75'

    Guy Mauve and Enzo Cassetibia have a misunderstanding, and the opposition recovers the ball.

  10. 74'

    Free kick scored by M. Fofana

    And it's a goal! M. Fofana finds the top corner from the free kick, Jean Naretepahune stayed rooted to his line.

  11. 73'

    In a duel with Enzo Cassetibia, M. Fofana goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  12. 71'

    Goal for Les Vedettes! Jean Ratepahune

    Joey Ratelecadre wins the ball in midfield! He plays a through ball to Jean Ratepahune! He beats the keeper to the ball and scores!

  13. 67'

    Shot on target by M. Fofana

    M. Fofana approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and C. Tolisso fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!

  14. 62'

    Yellow card for Enzo Cassetibia

    What card, ref? No surprise here, Enzo Cassetibia just picked up a yellow card.

  15. 61'

    Enzo Cassetibia puts in a heavy tackle on M. Fofana during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  16. 58'

    V. Abner and M. Niakhate are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

  17. 55'

    Save by D. Greif

    Luke Passmore fires a great shot on goal, but D. Greif saves it without much trouble.

  18. 49'

    Goal for Olympique Lyonnais! C. Tolisso

    GOAL for C. Tolisso!!! C. Tolisso twists Guy Mauve inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  19. 48'

    Following a nice piece of skill from M. Fofana, Joao Cascadinho can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Olympique Lyonnais va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  21. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Les Vedettes.

  22. 43'

    Shot off target by Joao Cascadinho

    Great work from Joao Cascadinho on the wing. He looks up and sends a cross-field ball to find Jean Ratepahune. Unfortunately, his volley goes well over the goal.

  23. 38'

    S. Kango and C. Mata play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  24. 32'

    K. Merah makes no attempt to play the ball there! Enzo Cassetibia is on the ground. It is a foul.

  25. 26'

    Shot off target by Joey Ratelecadre

    After beating his marker, Joey Ratelecadre shoots, but unfortunately his effort is off target.

  26. 24'

    Save by D. Greif

    Jean Ratepahune is one-on-one with the keeper, hesitates, and hits a shot that D. Greif catches easily.

  27. 21'

    Joey Ratelecadre plays a ball over the top for Guy Mauve in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

  28. 18'

    Lucien Troipoumon and C. Mata are battling for the ball, and Lucien Troipoumon delivers a violent shoulder charge to C. Mata, who goes down. It is a foul.

  29. 17'

    Shot off target by T. Morton

    Nice one-two between T. Morton and M. Fofana... T. Morton tries his luck but completely shanks it.

  30. 15'

    Joey Ratelecadre cuts through the defense on the right and fires in a low cross, which V. Abner manages to scramble away for a corner.

  31. 10'

    Penalty missed by Jean Ratepahune

    Jean Ratepahune runs up and his shot is off target! D. Greif didn't have to do a thing.

  32. 10'

    Penalty to Les Vedettes

    The referee points to the penalty spot! It looked like the foul was outside the box, though. Regardless, Jean Ratepahune is already focused and getting ready to shoot.

  33. 10'

    S. Kango commits a deliberate obstruction on Alain Tercept. Watch out!

  34. 4'

    Goal for Les Vedettes! Guy Mauve

    Guy Mauve is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past M. Niakhate, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    We are off under a blazing sun; the players will have to give it their all.

Key stats

Les Vedettes Olympique Lyonnais
60% Possession 40%
3 Goals 2
7 Shots on target 3
2 Shots off target 1
4 Fouls 3
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Jean Ratepahune 77'
  • Jean Ratepahune 71' Joey Ratelecadre
  • Guy Mauve 4'

Scorers

  • M. Fofana 74'
  • C. Tolisso 49'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 4'

Midfield

  • 77'71'

Attack

  • 71'
  • 75'

Substitutes

  • 62'75'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 49'

Attack

  • 74'

Substitutes

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