FC BOUZINE vs AS MACHINE GUN - Match report

Championship

Full time

FC BOUZINE

3-10

HT: 1 - 7

AS MACHINE GUN

Key moments

90'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Z.Zidane

Z.Zidane and M.Yepes link up well, then Z.Zidane curls it out of the keeper's reach. Lovely play!
78'

Goal for FC BOUZINE! Maldini

Zabe spots Maldini's run and dinks the ball through; Maldini chests it down and fires a cross-shot! It is a goal!
74'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! L. Messi

A long through ball finds L. Messi, who outpaces Jacquette and slots it past the keeper!
68'

Goal for FC BOUZINE! Bouricot

Bouricot dribbles past Juninho before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!
63'

Free kick scored by L. Messi

What a beautiful goal! L. Messi fired the free kick low under the jumping wall; the keeper was caught by surprise and had no time to react.
48'

Suzette goes down injured

Landing awkwardly, Suzette seems to be in a lot of pain. He would be better off coming off.
42'

Free kick scored by L. Messi

What a goal! After focusing, L. Messi curls this free kick beautifully into the top corner. Xupe had no chance on that ball.
31'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Juninho

GOAL! After beating Maldini, Juninho curls a beautiful shot into the far bottom corner! The keeper can only watch!
29'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Dusi

A great pass from Z.Zidane to Dusi, who pulls off a magnificent touch before firing a swivel shot that smashes in under the crossbar!
25'

Goal for FC BOUZINE! Kodi

A through ball from Zabe to Kodi, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.
22'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Dusi

The corner is delivered to the back post by Z.Zidane, and Dusi powers a header past the keeper! It's a GOAL!
18'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! L. Messi

Goal for L. Messi, who wins his one-on-one on the counter with a left-footed strike.
8'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Wuve

A long through ball finds Wuve, who outpaces Jacquette and slots it past the keeper!
3'

Penalty converted by L. Messi

L. Messi fires it home into the top corner past Xupe, who actually guessed the right way.

Match editorial

MASSACRE AT THE PITCH: AS MACHINE GUN TURNS FC BOUZINE INTO SWISS CHEESE

What we witnessed today was not a football match; it was a public execution disguised as a sporting event. AS MACHINE GUN arrived on the field with the subtlety of a wrecking ball, dismantling FC BOUZINE with a ruthless 3-10 scoreline that frankly feels generous to the losers. While FC BOUZINE spent their afternoon committing five desperate fouls and chasing shadows, the visitors were busy treating the goal frame like a shooting gallery, unleashing 12 precise shots on target that left the home keeper looking like a man trying to catch raindrops with a thimble. ⚽

The carnage began early, and by the time AS MACHINE GUN started pinging in free kicks like they were taking target practice, the match had devolved into a farce. Even a freak injury to an AS MACHINE GUN player couldn't dampen their spirit, as they simply shrugged off the pain to go back to tormenting their opponents. FC BOUZINE managed to scramble a few goals, likely out of pure pity from the referee, but their defensive effort was essentially non-existent—a collection of statues masquerading as professional defenders.

By the 90th minute, the scoreboard was a testament to the lopsided reality of the day. AS MACHINE GUN dominated every metric, showing zero mercy and zero fouls, proving that you don't need to play dirty when your opponent is already tripping over their own shoelaces. As for FC BOUZINE, perhaps it is time to trade the football boots for a nice, quiet game of checkers. This was a total demolition that will haunt the home team's nightmares for weeks to come. 🤡

Head-to-head

Match details

On 04/09/2026 08:30

ALLEZ LA (FC BOUZINE)

16000 spectators

No extra time

Xupe

201 pts

20 yrs

Juke

190 pts

19 yrs

Le Calfesse

189 pts

27 yrs

Jacquette

189 pts

28 yrs

Maldini

182 pts

28 yrs

Dani Alfesse

174 pts

33 yrs

Zabe

202 pts

19 yrs

Xadi

196 pts

33 yrs

Syxu

206 pts

20 yrs

Bouricot

197 pts

29 yrs

Kodi

189 pts

20 yrs

G.Coupet

256 pts

24 yrs

Suzette

296 pts

26 yrs

Rozy

252 pts

21 yrs

NM Tricheur

253 pts

24 yrs

M.Yepes

255 pts

29 yrs

Z.Zidane

252 pts

25 yrs

Juninho

252 pts

25 yrs

Wuve

252 pts

20 yrs

Dusi

254 pts

21 yrs

F.Ribery

251 pts

22 yrs

L. Messi

254 pts

26 yrs

Match commentary

90'

Full time!

That is the end of the 90 minutes, a victory for AS MACHINE GUN over FC BOUZINE, who will regret not taking their chances.
90'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Z.Zidane

Z.Zidane and M.Yepes link up well, then Z.Zidane curls it out of the keeper's reach. Lovely play!
87'

Shot off target by Wuve

Wuve beats two defenders and feeds Juninho, who attempts a curling shot. The ball kisses the right post.
83'

What a horror tackle! Zabe drives his studs into Rozy's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.
78'

Goal for FC BOUZINE! Maldini

Zabe spots Maldini's run and dinks the ball through; Maldini chests it down and fires a cross-shot! It is a goal!
77'

A surging run from Wuve looking for a one-two with Suzette, but the latter is blocked.
74'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! L. Messi

A long through ball finds L. Messi, who outpaces Jacquette and slots it past the keeper!
73'

FC BOUZINE are in real trouble, AS MACHINE GUN are currently monopolizing possession.
68'

Goal for FC BOUZINE! Bouricot

Bouricot dribbles past Juninho before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!
64'

Syxu and Kodi are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.
63'

Free kick scored by L. Messi

What a beautiful goal! L. Messi fired the free kick low under the jumping wall; the keeper was caught by surprise and had no time to react.
63'

Bouricot is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on NM Tricheur.
59'

Down the left flank, Syxu plays it through to Xadi, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.
57'

Shot on target by Z.Zidane

Z.Zidane breaks down the flank, cuts inside with a nice move, and crosses. Juninho powers a header straight into the keeper's gloves. A pity.
52'

FC BOUZINE are in real trouble, AS MACHINE GUN are currently monopolizing possession.
49'

AS MACHINE GUN and FC BOUZINE seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!
48'

Suzette goes down injured

Landing awkwardly, Suzette seems to be in a lot of pain. He would be better off coming off.
48'

Maldini makes no attempt to play the ball there! Suzette is on the ground. It is a foul.
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC BOUZINE va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 7 buts à 1 pour AS MACHINE GUN.
42'

Free kick scored by L. Messi

What a goal! After focusing, L. Messi curls this free kick beautifully into the top corner. Xupe had no chance on that ball.
42'

Nasty tackle from behind by Dani Alfesse on Wuve.
38'

Shot off target by M.Yepes

M.Yepes!!! We all thought it was in, but his shot goes wide of the goal.
34'

From a Xadi cross, the ball reaches Juke who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.
31'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Juninho

GOAL! After beating Maldini, Juninho curls a beautiful shot into the far bottom corner! The keeper can only watch!
29'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Dusi

A great pass from Z.Zidane to Dusi, who pulls off a magnificent touch before firing a swivel shot that smashes in under the crossbar!
25'

Goal for FC BOUZINE! Kodi

A through ball from Zabe to Kodi, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.
22'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Dusi

The corner is delivered to the back post by Z.Zidane, and Dusi powers a header past the keeper! It's a GOAL!
18'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! L. Messi

Goal for L. Messi, who wins his one-on-one on the counter with a left-footed strike.
15'

Shot on target by F.Ribery

That was close! F.Ribery dances past three defenders before firing a shot that the keeper palms away, unable to hold on.
14'

M.Yepes dribbles past one, then two opponents... but not three! Le Calfesse didn't want to be the third!
8'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Wuve

A long through ball finds Wuve, who outpaces Jacquette and slots it past the keeper!
3'

Penalty converted by L. Messi

L. Messi fires it home into the top corner past Xupe, who actually guessed the right way.
3'

Penalty to AS MACHINE GUN

No doubt about it, that foul was inside the box! L. Messi is getting ready to take it.
3'

Following a nice piece of skill from Z.Zidane, Xupe can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!
0'

Kick-off

And we are underway for this thrilling match between FC BOUZINE and AS MACHINE GUN.

Key stats

FC BOUZINE AS MACHINE GUN

23% Possession 77%

3 Goals 10

3 Shots on target 12

0 Shots off target 2

5 Fouls 0

0 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 1

Scorers

Maldini 78' Zabe
Bouricot 68'
Kodi 25' Zabe

Scorers

Z.Zidane 90' M.Yepes
L. Messi 74'
L. Messi 63'
L. Messi 42'
Juninho 31'
Dusi 29' Z.Zidane
Dusi 22' Z.Zidane
L. Messi 18'
Wuve 8'
L. Messi 3'

Goalkeeper

Defence

78'

Midfield

78'25'
68'

Attack

25'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

48'
90'

Midfield

90'29'22'
31'

Attack

8'
29'22'
74'63'42'18'3'(Pen)

Substitutes

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