Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 79'

    Substitution for Tomtom FC

    Tomtom FC effectue un remplacement. Louis Ducraux prend la place de Alexandre Busson.

  2. 32'

    Goal for FC Sosies! Hawk Tchuameni

    And Hawk Tchuameni scores! From a cross, Achraf Outouda clears it poorly and the ball lands straight at the feet of Hawk Tchuameni, who calmly slots it home... What a comedy of errors!

What a spectacle of pure, unadulterated frustration we witnessed today! Tomtom FC played with the tactical ingenuity of a distracted squirrel, managing a grand total of two measly shots on target throughout the entire afternoon. Despite being gifted multiple free-kick opportunities in the first half—all of which were squandered with spectacular incompetence—the team looked like they were auditioning for a comedy sketch rather than a professional football match. It was painful to watch, frankly, and their three fouls were the only things they managed to commit to with any real conviction. 🤡

On the other side of the pitch, FC Sosies didn't exactly play like world-beaters, but they were at least awake. While their own discipline left much to be desired with three fouls of their own, they managed to find the back of the net in the 32nd minute. That solitary goal was enough to secure a 0-1 victory against a Tomtom FC side that seemed more interested in testing the structural integrity of the corner flags than the goalkeeper's reflexes. It was a goal that won't make the highlight reels for its beauty, but it was a fatal blow nonetheless.

As the final whistle blew, the scoreboard stood as a cruel testament to the afternoon's futility. FC Sosies walked away with the points, leaving Tomtom FC to ponder why they even bothered showing up. With more shots missing the target than finding it, the fans of the home team have every right to demand a refund—or at the very least, a basic lesson in how to kick a ball in a straight line. A truly tragic day for the beautiful game, but a hilarious one for anyone who loves watching a total meltdown! 📉

Match details

On 03/09/2026 16:30

Tomtom Stadium (Tomtom FC)

29000 spectators

No extra time

Achraf Ou...
240 pts
23 yrs
Rillette ...
229 pts
24 yrs
Loic Capu...
232 pts
25 yrs
Bill Clin...
231 pts
30 yrs
Olivier P...
231 pts
26 yrs
Denidegro...
230 pts
24 yrs
Corentin ...
231 pts
31 yrs
Louis Duc...
214 pts
21 yrs
Japtiste ...
240 pts
20 yrs
Lucas Simon
235 pts
23 yrs
Padel Sui...
230 pts
28 yrs
André Ona...
202 pts
25 yrs
Salibabouche
207 pts
21 yrs
Pdiddy Marco
202 pts
23 yrs
Sadam Hui...
201 pts
29 yrs
Samuel Um...
204 pts
26 yrs
Florian A...
183 pts
27 yrs
Hawk Tchu...
203 pts
21 yrs
Jude Bell...
206 pts
25 yrs
Iniestaco...
205 pts
22 yrs
Lamine Lanal
201 pts
22 yrs
Michael O...
207 pts
25 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    The referee blows the final whistle. A fine 1-0 victory for FC Sosies over Tomtom FC.

  2. 90'

    Save by Achraf Outouda

    Michael Olishit hits a clean shot on target, but Achraf Outouda makes a world-class save to clear the danger.

  3. 87'

    Salibabouche hesitates too long in the box and loses the ball following a challenge from Japtiste Bouffe.

  4. 85'

    Shot off target by Olivier Pottier

    Great work from Olivier Pottier on the wing. He looks up and sends a cross-field ball to find Padel Suiiiilc. Unfortunately, his volley goes well over the goal.

  5. 83'

    Michael Olishit goes down in the box under pressure from Bill Clinton Mata. The referee waves play on.

  6. 79'

    Tactical change — Tomtom FC

    Tomtom FC modifie sa stratégie.

  7. 79'

    Substitution for Tomtom FC

    Tomtom FC effectue un remplacement. Louis Ducraux prend la place de Alexandre Busson.

  8. 77'

    Salibabouche and Sadam Huijsen are putting on a show, toying with the opposing defense with a series of one-twos!

  9. 72'

    Michael Olishit looks for Hawk Tchuameni in behind the defense, but Hawk Tchuameni cannot control the ball properly.

  10. 67'

    Denidegrossehess pulls off a beautiful chest-trap into the path of Olivier Pottier. We would love to see that kind of skill more often!

  11. 64'

    FC Sosies is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for Tomtom FC.

  12. 59'

    Free kick by Michael Olishit

    Michael Olishit strikes this free kick beautifully but it hits the crossbar. Achraf Outouda didn't even react.

  13. 59'

    Padel Suiiiilc stamps on Hawk Tchuameni, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  14. 57'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Rillette Posignol, Iniestacos3viande can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  15. 52'

    Hawk Tchuameni and Salibabouche play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  16. 48'

    FC Sosies's central defense is rock solid, Tomtom FC are looking for a way to break them down.

  17. 46'

    Florian Auchwirtz plays a ball over the top, but a magnificent intervention from Olivier Pottier saves his team from a dangerous attack!

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Tomtom FC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour FC Sosies.

  20. 39'

    Hawk Tchuameni thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Padel Suiiiilc.

  21. 34'

    Free kick by Michael Olishit

    Michael Olishit steps up to take the free kick, it's a good strike but it's deflected by the wall! Thanks to a fabulous reflex, the keeper, Achraf Outouda, manages to reset and tip it away with his fingertips despite being wrong-footed! That was a close call!

  22. 34'

    Lucas Simon leans on Hawk Tchuameni in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  23. 32'

    Goal for FC Sosies! Hawk Tchuameni

    And Hawk Tchuameni scores! From a cross, Achraf Outouda clears it poorly and the ball lands straight at the feet of Hawk Tchuameni, who calmly slots it home... What a comedy of errors!

  24. 28'

    Shot off target by Lucas Simon

    Pass from Lucas Simon to Corentin Tolissou, who completely slices his shot!!!

  25. 24'

    Free kick by Alexandre Busson

    Alexandre Busson steps up to take the free kick, it's a good strike but it's deflected by the wall! Thanks to a fabulous reflex, the keeper, André Onananas, manages to reset and tip it away with his fingertips despite being wrong-footed! That was a close call!

  26. 23'

    After an aerial duel, Samuel UmtiTits delivers a violent elbow to the face of Lucas Simon, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  27. 21'

    Shot off target by Lamine Lanal

    Just as the pace of the game had dropped significantly, Lamine Lanal took the opportunity to try a long-range shot that goes just over the bar.

  28. 18'

    Padel Suiiiilc cannot stop Florian Auchwirtz, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  29. 15'

    Free kick by Alexandre Busson

    Alexandre Busson takes the free kick, the ball goes very high and seems to be dropping into the top corner, but André Onananas tips it over.

  30. 15'

    Pdiddy Marco commits a deliberate obstruction on Loic Capuchon. Watch out!

  31. 11'

    Tomtom FC is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for FC Sosies.

  32. 8'

    FC Sosies are dominating and keeping possession, but a pitch invader supporting Tomtom FC has run onto the field and kicked the ball; he's been caught and play can resume.

  33. 3'

    Jude Bellinghass picks up a lovely through ball and looks to round the keeper, but he slips just as he tries to dribble. What a shame!

  34. 0'

    Kick-off

    A top-of-the-table clash between Tomtom FC and FC Sosies. Let the match begin!

Key stats

Tomtom FC FC Sosies
33% Possession 67%
0 Goals 1
2 Shots on target 3
2 Shots off target 2
3 Fouls 3
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Hawk Tchuameni 32'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 79'

Substitutes

  • 79'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 32'

Attack

Substitutes

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