Championship

Full time

FC Cergy

4-3

HT: 2 - 3
FC Mulet

Key moments

  1. 87'

    Goal for FC Cergy! Yann Dufour

    Yann Dufour sprints from his own half and unleashes a thunderbolt, the ball flies straight into the top corner, Kekette could do nothing!

  2. 78'

    Substitution for FC Mulet

    FC Mulet effectue un remplacement. Gyha prend la place de Bistouquette.

  3. 76'

    Substitution for FC Cergy

    FC Cergy effectue un remplacement. F. CENTONZE prend la place de François Perrin.

  4. 67'

    Goal for FC Cergy! Yann Dufour

    What a magnificent goal! M. ABLINE plays a through ball to Yann Dufour, who hits it first time; the ball swerves and finds the back of the net.

  5. 42'

    Yellow card for Leroy Merlin

    Leroy Merlin receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

  6. 39'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Meuble

    Following a great counter-attack, TheThe breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Meuble is there to finish. A textbook goal!

  7. 24'

    Goal for FC Cergy! M. ABLINE

    François Perrin chips a ball over the defense to M. ABLINE, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

  8. 18'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Chaise

    TheThe wins the ball in midfield! He plays a through ball to Chaise! He beats the keeper to the ball and scores!

  9. 13'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Chaise

    Corner! Poutre whips it in, and Chaise capitalizes on the defense's hesitation to blast a left-footed volley past the keeper!

  10. 5'

    Goal for FC Cergy! Hujo

    It is in the back of the net!! A driven cross from François Perrin is flicked on by Hujo to beat the keeper!

What an absolute circus we witnessed between FC Cergy and FC Mulet! The scoreboard read 4-3, but the logic on the pitch was non-existent. FC Cergy came out swinging in the 5th minute, but FC Mulet—a team that apparently treats shooting practice as an optional hobby—somehow managed to score three times despite only having three shots on target all game. It was a defensive comedy of errors that would make a Sunday league side blush, and frankly, the only thing more disorganized than the backline was the referee's patience, which snapped in the 42nd minute when FC Cergy picked up a yellow card for a desperate, clumsy foul. ⚽

The stats are a testament to FC Cergy’s sheer stubbornness. While they peppered the goal with 5 shots on target and another 4 sailing into the stratosphere, FC Mulet played the ultimate "efficiency" game, refusing to waste energy on shots that didn't go in. By the 67th minute, FC Cergy finally found their rhythm, clawing back into the game as if their lives depended on it. It was a chaotic display of "all attack, no brain" football that had the fans pulling their hair out.

The climax arrived in the 87th minute, with FC Cergy delivering a final blow that left FC Mulet staring at the grass in total disbelief. It wasn't pretty, it wasn't tactical, and it certainly wasn't clean, but it was pure, unadulterated madness. FC Cergy walks away with the win, proving that if you shoot enough times—even if you miss the target four times and create a mess of the midfield—the ball eventually has to go in. A dark day for FC Mulet, but a glorious, chaotic victory for the books! 🤪

Head-to-head

Match details

On 03/09/2026 16:30

Le city (FC Cergy)

57400 spectators

No extra time

Raje
289 pts
23 yrs
D. MACHADO
290 pts
28 yrs
Leroy Merlin
291 pts
23 yrs
T. TATI
290 pts
28 yrs
F. CENTONZE
251 pts
31 yrs
JC Dusse
296 pts
23 yrs
Hugo Boss
304 pts
22 yrs
R. CABELLA
276 pts
27 yrs
M. ABLINE
284 pts
28 yrs
Hujo
283 pts
23 yrs
Yann Dufour
284 pts
26 yrs
Kekette
362 pts
27 yrs
Fourchette
322 pts
26 yrs
Table
325 pts
27 yrs
Chapeau
320 pts
31 yrs
Casquette
325 pts
31 yrs
Chaise
321 pts
29 yrs
Gyha
184 pts
23 yrs
Poutre
310 pts
29 yrs
TheThe
318 pts
26 yrs
Meuble
321 pts
29 yrs
Gamberge
324 pts
29 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    It is over. FC Cergy wins the match by a score of 4-3 against FC Mulet.

  2. 89'

    M. ABLINE wins the ball in midfield and plays it to T. TATI, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

  3. 87'

    Goal for FC Cergy! Yann Dufour

    Yann Dufour sprints from his own half and unleashes a thunderbolt, the ball flies straight into the top corner, Kekette could do nothing!

  4. 84'

    Tactical change — FC Mulet

    FC Mulet modifie sa stratégie.

  5. 83'

    Shot off target by Hujo

    From over thirty meters out, Hujo tries his luck and sends the ball into the stands.

  6. 80'

    Hujo looks for T. TATI in behind the defense, but T. TATI cannot control the ball properly.

  7. 78'

    Tactical change — FC Mulet

    FC Mulet modifie sa stratégie.

  8. 78'

    Substitution for FC Mulet

    FC Mulet effectue un remplacement. Gyha prend la place de Bistouquette.

  9. 76'

    Substitution for FC Cergy

    FC Cergy effectue un remplacement. F. CENTONZE prend la place de François Perrin.

  10. 74'

    Shot off target by Hugo Boss

    Hujo is played through on the right wing and immediately crosses for Hugo Boss, who smashes a header, but unfortunately wide of the goal. The keeper didn't even move.

  11. 71'

    Fourchette puts in a heavy tackle on D. MACHADO during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  12. 68'

    Tactical change — FC Mulet

    FC Mulet modifie sa stratégie.

  13. 67'

    Goal for FC Cergy! Yann Dufour

    What a magnificent goal! M. ABLINE plays a through ball to Yann Dufour, who hits it first time; the ball swerves and finds the back of the net.

  14. 65'

    Table picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but Poutre is poorly positioned and cannot connect!

  15. 64'

    Shot off target by JC Dusse

    JC Dusse has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.

  16. 63'

    Down the left flank, Meuble plays it through to Casquette, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

  17. 58'

    Shot off target by JC Dusse

    Following a nice combination between JC Dusse and Hugo Boss, Hugo Boss backheels the ball into the middle for JC Dusse, who unleashes a rocket... into the stands.

  18. 52'

    FC Cergy is pressing FC Mulet very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.

  19. 48'

    FC Mulet is calmly moving the ball around while FC Cergy sits deep. This is all very boring!

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC Cergy va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  21. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 2 pour FC Mulet.

  22. 42'

    Yellow card for Leroy Merlin

    Leroy Merlin receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

  23. 42'

    Leroy Merlin puts in a heavy tackle on Table during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  24. 39'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Meuble

    Following a great counter-attack, TheThe breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Meuble is there to finish. A textbook goal!

  25. 33'

    Shot on target by M. ABLINE

    M. ABLINE approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and R. CABELLA fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!

  26. 30'

    FC Cergy are dominating and keeping possession, but a pitch invader supporting FC Mulet has run onto the field and kicked the ball; he's been caught and play can resume.

  27. 26'

    From a T. TATI cross, the ball reaches R. CABELLA who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

  28. 24'

    Goal for FC Cergy! M. ABLINE

    François Perrin chips a ball over the defense to M. ABLINE, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

  29. 20'

    A sublime cross-field pass from Poutre to Bistouquette, who brings it down with his chest.

  30. 18'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Chaise

    TheThe wins the ball in midfield! He plays a through ball to Chaise! He beats the keeper to the ball and scores!

  31. 13'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Chaise

    Corner! Poutre whips it in, and Chaise capitalizes on the defense's hesitation to blast a left-footed volley past the keeper!

  32. 11'

    Hujo wins the ball in midfield and plays it to JC Dusse, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

  33. 5'

    Goal for FC Cergy! Hujo

    It is in the back of the net!! A driven cross from François Perrin is flicked on by Hujo to beat the keeper!

  34. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are off for 90 minutes of action between FC Cergy and FC Mulet; this match promises to be a spectacle!

Key stats

FC Cergy FC Mulet
65% Possession 35%
4 Goals 3
5 Shots on target 3
4 Shots off target 0
1 Fouls 1
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Yann Dufour 87'
  • Yann Dufour 67' M. ABLINE
  • M. ABLINE 24' François Perrin
  • Hujo 5' François Perrin

Scorers

  • Meuble 39' TheThe
  • Chaise 18' TheThe
  • Chaise 13' Poutre

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 42'
  • 76'

Midfield

Attack

  • 24'67'
  • 5'
  • 87'67'

Substitutes

  • 24'5'76'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 18'13'
  • 78'
  • 13'
  • 39'18'

Attack

  • 39'

Substitutes

  • 78'

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