Championship

Full time

FC DK

2-7

HT: 1 - 3
FC Paslajoie

Key moments

  1. 84'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Dylan Dumas

    Luis Figo flicks the ball past two defenders and crosses for Dylan Dumas, who connects with a first-time half-volley that buries itself in the back of the net!

  2. 78'

    Substitution for FC Paslajoie

    FC Paslajoie effectue un remplacement. J.Neves prend la place de Jiro.

  3. 78'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Diego Maradona

    Following a solo run down the right flank, Abdoulaye Kante draws the keeper out before squaring to Diego Maradona at the back post, who slots it into the empty net.

  4. 72'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Diego Maradona

    Kaku breaks away down the left and delivers a pinpoint cross for Diego Maradona, who has an easy tap-in to find the back of the net.

  5. 71'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! William Petit

    William Petit faces off against Joueur4, and William Petit fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!

  6. 70'

    Yellow card for Joueur7

    A yellow card for Joueur7, who fails to win the argument despite his protests.

  7. 64'

    Free kick scored by Joueur8

    Joueur8 strikes it low and catches out the keeper, who didn't move.

  8. 43'

    Free kick scored by Dylan Dumas

    Dylan Dumas steps up for one of his trademark free kicks and it is in!!!!! JAOUEN did not move!

  9. 12'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Dylan Dumas

    Dylan Dumas fires a shot from 30 meters out, burying it in the top corner. A dejected JAOUEN can only fish the ball out of his net.

  10. 6'

    Goal for FC DK! Holo

    Goal! After a brilliant one-two between Holo and Joueur3, Holo attempts to chip the keeper and the ball nestles into the top corner! A magnificent lob from Holo!

  11. 1'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Diego Maradona

    Dylan Dumas whips in the corner; the keeper fumbles it onto the head of Diego Maradona, who scores off the post.

What we witnessed yesterday was less of a football match and more of a public service announcement on why FC DK should consider taking up knitting instead of professional sport. The final score of 2-7 tells a tale of absolute carnage. While FC Paslajoie spent the afternoon treating the pitch like their personal playground, FC DK seemed mostly interested in practicing their foul-committing technique, racking up six infractions in a display of pure frustration. 🤡

The match was a one-way street from the start. By the 43rd minute, FC Paslajoie had already broken the deadlock with a clinical free-kick. Even when FC DK managed to claw back a goal from a free-kick in the 64th minute—followed promptly by a yellow card to remind us they were actually present—it only served to poke the bear. FC Paslajoie responded by scoring four unanswered goals in a ruthless fifteen-minute blitz that left their opponents looking like they were running through quicksand.

With a staggering 9 shots on target compared to the pathetic 2 managed by FC DK, the statistical disparity is embarrassing. FC Paslajoie played with the precision of surgeons, while FC DK looked like they were auditioning for a slapstick comedy routine. If this is the level of competition we are to expect, perhaps FC DK should hand out apology letters to their fans at the gate next time. A truly pathetic defensive disaster! 📉

Head-to-head

Match details

On 02/09/2026 19:30

Stade FC ECOLAND (FC DK)

4200 spectators

No extra time

JAOUEN
197 pts
28 yrs
Joueur4
177 pts
25 yrs
Joueur5
181 pts
27 yrs
GORGEN
183 pts
25 yrs
Joueur3
181 pts
25 yrs
Joueur8
175 pts
28 yrs
Holo
178 pts
18 yrs
Joueur7
175 pts
29 yrs
Joueur11
173 pts
28 yrs
Joueur10
170 pts
26 yrs
Ziti
176 pts
18 yrs
Teru
233 pts
20 yrs
Lucas Guerin
251 pts
25 yrs
Charles M...
258 pts
25 yrs
Cambiasso
270 pts
27 yrs
Kaku
275 pts
19 yrs
Luis Figo
258 pts
24 yrs
J.Neves
283 pts
31 yrs
Abdoulaye...
291 pts
29 yrs
Diego Mar...
266 pts
26 yrs
William P...
257 pts
28 yrs
Dylan Dumas
297 pts
29 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    FC Paslajoie players can congratulate themselves on a great victory over FC DK.

  2. 88'

    Shot off target by Dylan Dumas

    Nice one-two between Dylan Dumas and Luis Figo, but Luis Figo shoots wide!

  3. 87'

    Shot off target by Holo

    Great solo effort from Holo, cutting inside from the left and firing a powerful shot into the side netting!

  4. 84'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Dylan Dumas

    Luis Figo flicks the ball past two defenders and crosses for Dylan Dumas, who connects with a first-time half-volley that buries itself in the back of the net!

  5. 81'

    Abdoulaye Kante and Cambiasso are stringing passes together beautifully.

  6. 78'

    Substitution for FC Paslajoie

    FC Paslajoie effectue un remplacement. J.Neves prend la place de Jiro.

  7. 78'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Diego Maradona

    Following a solo run down the right flank, Abdoulaye Kante draws the keeper out before squaring to Diego Maradona at the back post, who slots it into the empty net.

  8. 73'

    Kaku is through on goal, but Joueur5 wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

  9. 72'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Diego Maradona

    Kaku breaks away down the left and delivers a pinpoint cross for Diego Maradona, who has an easy tap-in to find the back of the net.

  10. 71'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! William Petit

    William Petit faces off against Joueur4, and William Petit fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!

  11. 70'

    Yellow card for Joueur7

    A yellow card for Joueur7, who fails to win the argument despite his protests.

  12. 69'

    Joueur7 is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Abdoulaye Kante.

  13. 64'

    Free kick scored by Joueur8

    Joueur8 strikes it low and catches out the keeper, who didn't move.

  14. 64'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Jiro on Joueur11.

  15. 62'

    Shot off target by Jiro

    Jiro works the right flank before crossing. Kaku tries to volley it home but miscues completely. Goal kick.

  16. 57'

    Shot on target by Jiro

    Jiro races down the right and crosses perfectly for Dylan Dumas. Alone at the penalty spot, he heads it down, but the keeper stretches to his left to parry it away with his right hand. What an exceptional save!

  17. 54'

    An excellent through ball from Luis Figo to Dylan Dumas! He bears down on the keeper and it's a goooal!!! Oh no! The flag is up, it's offside.

  18. 49'

    Great pressing from FC Paslajoie. FC DK is struggling to play properly.

  19. 46'

    Great link-up play between William Petit and Charles Morin; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC DK va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  21. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 1 pour FC Paslajoie.

  22. 43'

    Free kick scored by Dylan Dumas

    Dylan Dumas steps up for one of his trademark free kicks and it is in!!!!! JAOUEN did not move!

  23. 42'

    The tackle by Joueur3 on Charles Morin is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  24. 38'

    Jiro complains about the tight marking from Holo, but the referee ignores him.

  25. 36'

    The tackle by Ziti on Jiro is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  26. 33'

    Luis Figo dribbles past Ziti with a magnificent nutmeg. Ziti seems annoyed, so he tackles Luis Figo from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  27. 30'

    Free kick by Dylan Dumas

    Dylan Dumas steps up to take the free kick but completely miscues it and the ball goes well over the bar. A shot to forget!

  28. 30'

    GORGEN pushes Cambiasso in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  29. 26'

    A surging run from Cambiasso looking for a one-two with Kaku, but the latter is blocked.

  30. 22'

    Shot on target by William Petit

    Great work from Jiro on the right, William Petit hits a half-volley but it's no trouble for the keeper.

  31. 20'

    GORGEN is through on goal, but Charles Morin wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

  32. 18'

    Shot off target by Dylan Dumas

    Oh my, what a strike from Dylan Dumas, but it just goes over the bar. Unlucky!

  33. 12'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Dylan Dumas

    Dylan Dumas fires a shot from 30 meters out, burying it in the top corner. A dejected JAOUEN can only fish the ball out of his net.

  34. 11'

    Free kick by Dylan Dumas

    Dylan Dumas steps up and... poor pigeon.

  35. 11'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Dylan Dumas, Joueur10 can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  36. 6'

    Goal for FC DK! Holo

    Goal! After a brilliant one-two between Holo and Joueur3, Holo attempts to chip the keeper and the ball nestles into the top corner! A magnificent lob from Holo!

  37. 1'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Diego Maradona

    Dylan Dumas whips in the corner; the keeper fumbles it onto the head of Diego Maradona, who scores off the post.

  38. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off; both teams look focused, we can expect some great football...

Key stats

FC DK FC Paslajoie
23% Possession 77%
2 Goals 7
2 Shots on target 9
1 Shots off target 5
6 Fouls 1
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Joueur8 64'
  • Holo 6' Joueur3

Scorers

  • Dylan Dumas 84' Luis Figo
  • Diego Maradona 78' Abdoulaye Kante
  • Diego Maradona 72' Kaku
  • William Petit 71'
  • Dylan Dumas 43'
  • Dylan Dumas 12'
  • Diego Maradona 1' Dylan Dumas

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 6'

Midfield

  • 64'
  • 6'
  • 70'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 72'
  • 84'
  • 78'
  • 78'
  • 78'72'1'

Attack

  • 71'
  • 84'43'12'1'

Substitutes

  • 78'

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