Championship

Full time

FC DAX

1-9

HT: 0 - 3
FC BRESSE

Key moments

  1. 88'

    Goal for FC BRESSE! Barcola

    After an impeccable one-two with Kante, Barcola fires a shot that hits the post before going in. Magnificent!

  2. 86'

    Penalty converted by Sazy

    Sazy steps up and sends Debaisieux.G the wrong way, great composure!

  3. 81'

    Goal for FC BRESSE! Mbappe

    Magnificent goal by Mbappe!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Zeti, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

  4. 79'

    Free kick scored by Soje

    From a free kick on the right taken by Soje, Chevalier tries to catch the ball, gets his hands on it, but spills it into his own net!!! Chevalier will be kicking himself!

  5. 71'

    Goal for FC BRESSE! Barcola

    What a goal! Barcola tries a shot from 20 meters out that hits the bar and goes in!

  6. 68'

    Goal for FC BRESSE! Doue

    Thuram chips a ball over the defense to Doue, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

  7. 60'

    Goal for FC BRESSE! Barcola

    A long through ball finds Barcola, who outpaces Ceca and slots it past the keeper!

  8. 27'

    Goal for FC BRESSE! Griezmann

    Stepover from Griezmann, leaving Bellongueur behind. He curls the ball into the top corner! A magnificent goal!

  9. 18'

    Goal for FC BRESSE! Thuram

    Barcola cuts the ball back to Thuram, who strikes it with power. The ball hits the crossbar before going in. Superb play!

  10. 3'

    Goal for FC BRESSE! Griezmann

    Barcola accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. Griezmann arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!

What we witnessed today was not a football match; it was a public execution disguised as a sporting event. FC BRESSE descended upon the pitch like a pack of starving wolves, while FC DAX decided that the best defensive strategy was to simply exist and hope for the best. With a staggering 14 shots on target compared to a pathetic single attempt from the hosts, it was clear from the opening whistle that FC DAX were merely providing the target practice. By the time the dust settled on a 1-9 scoreline, the only thing missing from the stadium was a white flag and a therapist for the home side's goalkeeper. ⚽

The first half was a slow-motion car crash, with FC DAX seemingly allergic to the ball, resorting to five clumsy fouls just to feel something. FC BRESSE opened the floodgates in the 27th minute and never looked back. It was a relentless barrage of precision, punctuated by a comical sequence in the 49th minute where FC BRESSE missed a free kick, only to realize that scoring was far easier than missing. Even when FC DAX finally managed to find the back of the net in the 79th minute via a free kick, it felt less like a comeback and more like a pity goal handed out by a bored referee.

The final ten minutes were an absolute humiliation, as FC BRESSE decided to play with their food. Between a clinical penalty in the 86th minute and a final nail in the coffin at the 88th, the visitors turned the pitch into their own private playground. FC DAX spent most of the match chasing shadows and committing desperate fouls, ending the day with a defensive performance that can only be described as a tragic comedy. If FC BRESSE is the future of the league, then FC DAX should consider switching to a sport where the goalposts aren't quite so inviting for the opposition. Absolute carnage. 🤡

Head-to-head

Match details

On 02/09/2026 16:30

STADIUM DAX (FC DAX)

900 spectators

No extra time

Debaisieux.G
200 pts
26 yrs
Ceca
201 pts
19 yrs
Bellancien
220 pts
29 yrs
Bellongueur
221 pts
30 yrs
Zeti
204 pts
20 yrs
Bellaime
203 pts
29 yrs
Romain Gr...
206 pts
30 yrs
Simba
200 pts
22 yrs
David Dumas
210 pts
23 yrs
Soje
211 pts
21 yrs
Chevalier
265 pts
29 yrs
Blanc
228 pts
27 yrs
Desailly
238 pts
27 yrs
Lizarazu
242 pts
29 yrs
Thuram
246 pts
28 yrs
Sazy
236 pts
21 yrs
Griezmann
243 pts
27 yrs
Kante
241 pts
29 yrs
Barcola
239 pts
31 yrs
Doue
237 pts
29 yrs
Mbappe
231 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    And that's it! FC DAX fought hard, but FC BRESSE were just too good today.

  2. 88'

    Goal for FC BRESSE! Barcola

    After an impeccable one-two with Kante, Barcola fires a shot that hits the post before going in. Magnificent!

  3. 86'

    Penalty converted by Sazy

    Sazy steps up and sends Debaisieux.G the wrong way, great composure!

  4. 86'

    Penalty to FC BRESSE

    Foul in the box, a penalty is fair! Sazy will have to step up.

  5. 86'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Kante, Soje can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  6. 84'

    Griezmann and Desailly are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!

  7. 81'

    Goal for FC BRESSE! Mbappe

    Magnificent goal by Mbappe!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Zeti, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

  8. 79'

    Free kick scored by Soje

    From a free kick on the right taken by Soje, Chevalier tries to catch the ball, gets his hands on it, but spills it into his own net!!! Chevalier will be kicking himself!

  9. 79'

    Doue just tackled Zeti with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  10. 78'

    Soje is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Lizarazu.

  11. 76'

    Big chance for Doue, who beats the keeper but is denied by the last-ditch effort of David Dumas. What a shame!

  12. 71'

    Goal for FC BRESSE! Barcola

    What a goal! Barcola tries a shot from 20 meters out that hits the bar and goes in!

  13. 68'

    Goal for FC BRESSE! Doue

    Thuram chips a ball over the defense to Doue, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

  14. 66'

    Save by Debaisieux.G

    Thuram is one-on-one with the keeper, hesitates, and hits a shot that Debaisieux.G catches easily.

  15. 65'

    Save by Debaisieux.G

    That helps a keeper! Debaisieux.G wins his duel against Doue, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

  16. 60'

    Goal for FC BRESSE! Barcola

    A long through ball finds Barcola, who outpaces Ceca and slots it past the keeper!

  17. 56'

    Shot on target by Barcola

    Barcola passes to Thuram, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

  18. 51'

    FC DAX's defensive line is playing high, making them vulnerable to turnovers—FC BRESSE could capitalize on that.

  19. 49'

    Free kick by Griezmann

    Griezmann takes his run-up and shoots. It is blocked by the wall.

  20. 49'

    Bellongueur attempts a tough tackle on Mbappe but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  21. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC DAX va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  22. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour FC BRESSE.

  23. 41'

    Thuram accelerates and passes to Kante, who can't control the ball; it's a throw-in.

  24. 38'

    FC DAX are in real trouble, FC BRESSE are currently monopolizing possession.

  25. 33'

    Save by Debaisieux.G

    Doue is one-on-one with Debaisieux.G but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.

  26. 27'

    Goal for FC BRESSE! Griezmann

    Stepover from Griezmann, leaving Bellongueur behind. He curls the ball into the top corner! A magnificent goal!

  27. 25'

    The tackle by Romain Grosjean on Sazy is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  28. 23'

    Blanc dribbles past Soje with a magnificent nutmeg. Soje seems annoyed, so he tackles Blanc from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  29. 18'

    Goal for FC BRESSE! Thuram

    Barcola cuts the ball back to Thuram, who strikes it with power. The ball hits the crossbar before going in. Superb play!

  30. 17'

    Blanc tries to get past David Dumas, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  31. 15'

    They are playing in such a tight space, they need to get out of there... What a piece of skill from Desailly to beat two players at once, he can spread it out to Doue immediately.

  32. 10'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, Griezmann pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Soje. Pure class.

  33. 6'

    Great cross out to the left from Desailly, but Doue miscontrols it and the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  34. 3'

    Goal for FC BRESSE! Griezmann

    Barcola accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. Griezmann arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off from the referee; both teams will need to give their all if they want to win this match.

Key stats

FC DAX FC BRESSE
23% Possession 77%
1 Goals 9
1 Shots on target 14
0 Shots off target 0
5 Fouls 1
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Soje 79'

Scorers

  • Barcola 88' Kante
  • Sazy 86'
  • Mbappe 81'
  • Barcola 71'
  • Doue 68' Thuram
  • Barcola 60'
  • Griezmann 27'
  • Thuram 18' Barcola
  • Griezmann 3' Barcola

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 79'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 18'68'

Midfield

  • 86'(Pen)
  • 27'3'
  • 88'

Attack

  • 88'71'60'18'3'
  • 68'
  • 81'

Substitutes

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