Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 88'

    Juke goes down injured

    Juke seems to be in pain with his left ankle; it would be better if he left the pitch.

  2. 11'

    Goal for FC BOUZINE! Dani Alfesse

    Kodi clears it long, Dani Alfesse uses his pace to beat his marker and is one-on-one with the keeper; he dummies the shot and taps it into an empty net.

  3. 7'

    Penalty converted by Jacquette

    Sumptuous penalty from Jacquette, tucking it into the side netting. Unstoppable.

  4. 7'

    Yellow card for Theo Roussel

    Theo Roussel keeps questioning the referee's decisions, and this time it is too much; Theo Roussel receives a yellow card!

What a masterclass in absolute chaos we witnessed today! STRASBUR entered the pitch seemingly determined to win an award for "Most Efficient Way to Destroy Your Own Chances," picking up a yellow card by the 7th minute. That same minute, they gifted FC BOUZINE a penalty, proving that if you’re going to lose, you might as well hand-deliver the goals on a silver platter. By the 11th minute, the score was already 0-2, and STRASBUR looked like they were playing in slow motion while FC BOUZINE was just trying to see how many balls they could launch into the parking lot with their five off-target shots. 🤡

The rest of the match was a comedy of errors. STRASBUR managed a pathetic two shots on target throughout the entire game, which is frankly a feat of endurance in incompetence. Meanwhile, FC BOUZINE seemed more interested in target practice for the spectators behind the goal than actually testing the goalkeeper. Despite their dominance on the scoreboard, FC BOUZINE suffered a late injury at the 88th minute—a fitting end to a match that felt more like a Sunday afternoon brawl than a professional sporting event. ⚽

When the final whistle blew, STRASBUR fans were left wondering if their team had accidentally left their talent in the locker room, or if they had simply forgotten that the goal is the thing with the net in it. FC BOUZINE takes home the win, not necessarily because they were brilliant, but because their opponents were generous enough to make everyone look like champions. It was a bleak, messy, and frankly hilarious display of football that we won't soon forget, for all the wrong reasons. 📉

Match details

On 02/09/2026 11:30

Stade Alpha321886 (STRASBUR)

2299 spectators

No extra time

Xiru
151 pts
22 yrs
Mael Lefe...
131 pts
23 yrs
Theo Roussel
131 pts
21 yrs
Mathieu D...
128 pts
26 yrs
Kylian Le...
125 pts
19 yrs
Leo Clement
135 pts
20 yrs
Paqueta
146 pts
24 yrs
Adam Duval
144 pts
29 yrs
Timothe B...
131 pts
20 yrs
Jujubee V...
136 pts
29 yrs
Fyji
170 pts
20 yrs
Xupe
201 pts
20 yrs
Juke
190 pts
19 yrs
Le Calfesse
189 pts
27 yrs
Jacquette
189 pts
28 yrs
Maldini
182 pts
28 yrs
Dani Alfesse
174 pts
33 yrs
Zabe
202 pts
19 yrs
Xadi
196 pts
33 yrs
Syxu
206 pts
20 yrs
Bouricot
197 pts
29 yrs
Kodi
189 pts
20 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    FC BOUZINE players can congratulate themselves on a great victory over STRASBUR.

  2. 88'

    Juke goes down injured

    Juke seems to be in pain with his left ankle; it would be better if he left the pitch.

  3. 88'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Mael Lefebvre on Juke.

  4. 85'

    FC BOUZINE is passing the ball around, with STRASBUR trying to win it back.

  5. 83'

    Shot on target by Jujubee Vittar

    Jujubee Vittar races down the right and crosses perfectly for Paqueta. Alone at the penalty spot, he heads it down, but the keeper stretches to his left to parry it away with his right hand. What an exceptional save!

  6. 82'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, Adam Duval pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Jacquette. Pure class.

  7. 76'

    Theo Roussel dribbles past one, then two opponents... but not three! Bouricot didn't want to be the third!

  8. 73'

    Shot off target by Paqueta

    Paqueta cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.

  9. 70'

    FC BOUZINE are keeping the ball and running down the clock; STRASBUR need to respond!

  10. 69'

    FC BOUZINE and STRASBUR seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!

  11. 65'

    A lightning-fast counter-attack led by Bouricot, who chooses to go alone... What a waste, Zabe was completely unmarked!

  12. 60'

    Kylian Lefebvre starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Jacquette, who commits a very bad foul.

  13. 59'

    Save by Xupe

    Adam Duval is one-on-one with Xupe but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.

  14. 56'

    Zabe tries to nutmeg Mathieu Durand, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

  15. 55'

    Shot off target by Zabe

    Zabe attempts a cross-shot from 25 meters, but the ball goes wide.

  16. 53'

    FC BOUZINE has settled on the ball and is moving it well, looking for an opening; STRASBUR will struggle to win it back.

  17. 48'

    FC BOUZINE fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe STRASBUR va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour FC BOUZINE.

  20. 40'

    Shot off target by Syxu

    Following a nice combination between Syxu and Maldini, Maldini backheels the ball into the middle for Syxu, who unleashes a rocket... into the stands.

  21. 36'

    Shot off target by Xadi

    Just as the pace of the game had dropped significantly, Xadi took the opportunity to try a long-range shot that goes just over the bar.

  22. 33'

    We are witnessing some great football! Theo Roussel and Leo Clement are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!

  23. 30'

    Heavy foul by Leo Clement who charges into Xupe from behind.

  24. 25'

    Syxu and Paqueta are battling for the ball, and Syxu delivers a violent shoulder charge to Paqueta, who goes down. It is a foul.

  25. 20'

    Shot off target by Xadi

    Xadi tries his luck from 35 meters out, but it flies way over. That would have been 3 points in rugby!

  26. 19'

    Shot off target by Leo Clement

    From over thirty meters out, Leo Clement tries his luck and sends the ball into the stands.

  27. 13'

    Shot off target by Xadi

    Xadi crosses, Syxu attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

  28. 11'

    Goal for FC BOUZINE! Dani Alfesse

    Kodi clears it long, Dani Alfesse uses his pace to beat his marker and is one-on-one with the keeper; he dummies the shot and taps it into an empty net.

  29. 9'

    Adam Duval pushes Zabe in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  30. 7'

    Penalty converted by Jacquette

    Sumptuous penalty from Jacquette, tucking it into the side netting. Unstoppable.

  31. 7'

    Penalty to FC BOUZINE

    The referee points to the penalty spot, Jacquette steps up to take it.

  32. 7'

    Yellow card for Theo Roussel

    Theo Roussel keeps questioning the referee's decisions, and this time it is too much; Theo Roussel receives a yellow card!

  33. 6'

    Theo Roussel slides into Le Calfesse as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  34. 3'

    Undeniable foul! Xadi tackles Timothe Berger with both feet off the ground!

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee signals the start of the match; STRASBUR and FC BOUZINE will need to be clinical to win.

Key stats

STRASBUR FC BOUZINE
35% Possession 65%
0 Goals 2
2 Shots on target 2
2 Shots off target 5
4 Fouls 3
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 1

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Dani Alfesse 11' Kodi
  • Jacquette 7'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 7'

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 88'
  • 7'(Pen)
  • 11'

Midfield

Attack

  • 11'

Substitutes

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