Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 79'

    Goal for Slice of life! Morgan

    Morgan leaves Clément B. for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!

  2. 63'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Florent V.

    From this magnificent cross by Amaury K., Florent V. side-foots it home to score!

  3. 62'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Robin V.

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, Robin V. faces Vyhu, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  4. 60'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Amaury K.

    Magnificent goal by Amaury K.!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Wybu, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

  5. 29'

    Yellow card for Debra

    The referee cautions Debra with a yellow card after consulting the linesman.

  6. 14'

    Goal for Slice of life! Kivu

    Down the left, Trinity drives forward and fires a low cross across the face of goal. The keeper can only parry it, and Kivu is there to dribble past him and tap into the empty net.

  7. 13'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Clément B.

    Kévin G. drives the corner in low; Clément B. charges to the penalty spot and attempts a backheel, the ball hits the post and goes in. What a magnificent finish!!!

  8. 10'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Florent V.

    Corner taken by Kévin G. towards the edge of the box for Florent V., who connects with a thunderous volley that catches the keeper off guard. It's a goal!

What a masterclass in chaos! Les Loofpumps arrived at the pitch with blood in their eyes and a corner-kick strategy that turned the poor defenders of Slice of life into mere spectators. Within the first thirteen minutes, the net was bulging twice, leaving the opposition looking like they were trying to solve a complex math equation while running a marathon. While Slice of life managed a desperate goal in the 14th minute to keep things interesting, they spent most of the first half chasing shadows and collecting yellow cards like they were trading sports memorabilia. ⚽

The second half was where the true comedy of errors—and brilliance—really took hold. After a dull lull, Les Loofpumps decided to turn the stadium into their personal playground, slamming in three goals in just three minutes around the hour mark. It was pure, unadulterated carnage. Slice of life tried to claw back a shred of dignity with a late goal in the 79th minute, but the damage was already done. With 8 shots on target compared to their rivals' measly 3, Les Loofpumps proved that they don't just play football; they dismantle it. 💥

Ultimately, this 5-2 scoreline serves as a harsh reality check for Slice of life, whose discipline was as questionable as their defensive positioning. While they managed to stay out of the referee's notebook for the most part, their two fouls were hardly enough to stop the relentless machine that is Les Loofpumps. As the final whistle blew, the victors celebrated a well-deserved thrashing, leaving their opponents to contemplate whether they should stick to a different sport entirely—perhaps something less goal-oriented, like checkers.

Match details

On 02/09/2026 09:30

Loofpumps Arena (Les Loofpumps)

46200 spectators

No extra time

Max W.
300 pts
25 yrs
Olivier D.
321 pts
30 yrs
Louis B.
331 pts
23 yrs
Antho R.
329 pts
29 yrs
Florent V.
250 pts
30 yrs
Amaury K.
342 pts
23 yrs
Clément B.
327 pts
29 yrs
Kévin G.
330 pts
27 yrs
Robin V.
335 pts
23 yrs
Valentin K.
327 pts
24 yrs
Dimitri K.
336 pts
24 yrs
Myzi
288 pts
20 yrs
Vyhu
262 pts
21 yrs
Wybu
274 pts
24 yrs
Harry
254 pts
33 yrs
Morgan
254 pts
32 yrs
Sime
258 pts
23 yrs
Wybu
270 pts
23 yrs
Trinity
243 pts
34 yrs
Kivu
268 pts
22 yrs
Dexter
263 pts
28 yrs
Debra
262 pts
33 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    The match ends with a score of 5-2. A tight contest that provided great entertainment, well played gentlemen!

  2. 89'

    Shot off target by Dimitri K.

    With no options available, Dimitri K. decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

  3. 87'

    Shot off target by Robin V.

    Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by Robin V., Valentin K. takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!

  4. 83'

    Shot off target by Clément B.

    Clément B. is in front of goal, Amaury K. makes a run but Clément B. goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

  5. 79'

    Goal for Slice of life! Morgan

    Morgan leaves Clément B. for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!

  6. 74'

    A series of passes between Clément B. and Dimitri K. while they wait for an opening.

  7. 71'

    Save by Max W.

    Trinity is one-on-one with the keeper, hesitates, and hits a shot that Max W. catches easily.

  8. 67'

    Free kick by Dexter

    Dexter is going to take this set piece. He strikes it with power... The keeper is caught wrong-footed, but the ball hits the crossbar and goes out of play. What a pity.

  9. 67'

    Antho R. and Dexter are battling for the ball, and Antho R. delivers a violent shoulder charge to Dexter, who goes down. It is a foul.

  10. 63'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Florent V.

    From this magnificent cross by Amaury K., Florent V. side-foots it home to score!

  11. 62'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Robin V.

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, Robin V. faces Vyhu, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  12. 60'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Amaury K.

    Magnificent goal by Amaury K.!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Wybu, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

  13. 58'

    Clément B. accelerates and passes to Robin V., who can't control the ball; it's a throw-in.

  14. 57'

    Les Loofpumps is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the Slice of life players.

  15. 51'

    Free kick by Clément B.

    Clément B. steps up to take the free kick, it's a good strike but it's deflected by the wall! Thanks to a fabulous reflex, the keeper, Myzi, manages to reset and tip it away with his fingertips despite being wrong-footed! That was a close call!

  16. 51'

    Harry cannot stop Clément B., so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Slice of life va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour Les Loofpumps.

  19. 42'

    Florent V. bursts down the right wing and tries to cut it back for Dimitri K., but it goes straight to a defender who clears it. A missed opportunity.

  20. 40'

    Shot off target by Dimitri K.

    Dimitri K. tries his luck with his left from the edge of the box! Just over the bar!

  21. 35'

    Trinity tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Louis B., who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

  22. 29'

    Yellow card for Debra

    The referee cautions Debra with a yellow card after consulting the linesman.

  23. 29'

    Debra and Kévin G. are battling for the ball, and Debra delivers a violent shoulder charge to Kévin G., who goes down. It is a foul.

  24. 28'

    Shot on target by Amaury K.

    From a cross on the right, Kévin G. squares it to Amaury K. inside the box, but his effort is pushed away by the keeper.

  25. 23'

    Shot on target by Robin V.

    Nice cross from Florent V. finds its target perfectly, great strike from Robin V., but the keeper makes a spectacular fingertip save.

  26. 19'

    Les Loofpumps are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave Slice of life's half.

  27. 14'

    Goal for Slice of life! Kivu

    Down the left, Trinity drives forward and fires a low cross across the face of goal. The keeper can only parry it, and Kivu is there to dribble past him and tap into the empty net.

  28. 13'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Clément B.

    Kévin G. drives the corner in low; Clément B. charges to the penalty spot and attempts a backheel, the ball hits the post and goes in. What a magnificent finish!!!

  29. 10'

    Goal for Les Loofpumps! Florent V.

    Corner taken by Kévin G. towards the edge of the box for Florent V., who connects with a thunderous volley that catches the keeper off guard. It's a goal!

  30. 5'

    Slice of life are in real trouble, Les Loofpumps are currently monopolizing possession.

  31. 0'

    Kick-off

    The twenty-two players are on the pitch, the referee checks his watch and blows the whistle to start the match.

Key stats

Les Loofpumps Slice of life
73% Possession 27%
5 Goals 2
8 Shots on target 3
4 Shots off target 1
1 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Florent V. 63' Amaury K.
  • Robin V. 62'
  • Amaury K. 60'
  • Clément B. 13' Kévin G.
  • Florent V. 10' Kévin G.

Scorers

  • Morgan 79'
  • Kivu 14' Trinity

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 63'10'

Midfield

  • 60'63'
  • 13'
  • 13'10'
  • 62'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 79'

Midfield

  • 14'

Attack

  • 14'
  • 29'

Substitutes

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