Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 48'

    Goal for Miroow! Klaus

    Goal for Klaus! He controls the ball to face the goal before unleashing a clean strike that finds the top corner; GWEENLI can do nothing! WHAT A GOAL!

  2. 40'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARGONADE

    GOAL FOR ARGONADE!!!!! From the initial ball, ROI SORCIER GANGB slips it to ARGONADE, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.

  3. 28'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARGONADE

    ARGONADE stalls, sees no pressure, and takes his chance, curling the ball into the top corner. The surprised keeper is beaten!

What a glorious day for football, or should I say, what a masterclass in how to play the beautiful game versus how to treat the pitch like a wrestling ring. DUR A QUEER absolutely dominated the field, treating the ball with the grace of a ballerina while Miroow seemed to think they were auditioning for a low-budget MMA flick. With 7 shots on target and a display of absolute Zen-like composure—committing zero fouls—DUR A QUEER proved that talent beats aggression every single time. ⚽

The match started with DUR A QUEER testing the waters early, and by the 28th minute, the pressure finally paid off with a well-deserved goal. Not content with just one, they doubled their lead at the 40th minute, leaving Miroow looking more like headless chickens than professional athletes. Meanwhile, the only thing Miroow managed to rack up was a pathetic 7 fouls and a single shot on target, which they somehow managed to convert into a goal at the 48th minute. It was a statistical miracle that they even kept the score at a respectable 2-1, given how much time they spent kicking shins instead of the ball. 🤡

By the final whistle, the contrast between the two squads was laughable. DUR A QUEER finished the game with a flurry of late-game chances, constantly knocking on the door while Miroow limped to the finish line, likely needing an ice pack for their bruised egos and a lesson in sportsmanship. DUR A QUEER clearly deserved the win, proving once again that in this league, finesse will always triumph over the clumsy, foul-heavy tactics of the desperate. A well-earned victory for the masters of the pitch!

Match details

On 01/09/2026 20:30

MINAS T IRRITE (DUR A QUEER)

31999 spectators

No extra time

GWEENLI
195 pts
21 yrs
FAGRAMIR
209 pts
20 yrs
Qyka
205 pts
19 yrs
Xugi
207 pts
21 yrs
PENETHOR
216 pts
19 yrs
ROI SORCI...
208 pts
24 yrs
Sedo
204 pts
20 yrs
ARGONADE
215 pts
19 yrs
ARABURNE
205 pts
21 yrs
Keko
200 pts
19 yrs
LEGLAS
201 pts
21 yrs
Hugo
192 pts
31 yrs
Ben-J
192 pts
27 yrs
Thomas
190 pts
26 yrs
Terry
192 pts
26 yrs
Fabio
192 pts
29 yrs
Marty
190 pts
25 yrs
Titi
191 pts
24 yrs
Klaus
192 pts
28 yrs
Aubin
192 pts
28 yrs
Nicos
192 pts
24 yrs
Daniel
192 pts
26 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    And the referee blows the final whistle on this clear victory for DUR A QUEER against Miroow

  2. 89'

    Save by Hugo

    Hugo makes an incredible save on the goal line to stop a powerful shot from ROI SORCIER GANGB; ROI SORCIER GANGB can't believe it!

  3. 85'

    DUR A QUEER is giving the ball away far too much in midfield and cannot string any passes together.

  4. 84'

    Offside called against ROI SORCIER GANGB, poorly served by ARGONADE.

  5. 82'

    Shot off target by ARABURNE

    ARABURNE lets fly from 25 meters! Ohhhh, that was close.

  6. 77'

    Xugi is through on goal, but Marty wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

  7. 73'

    What a foul! As ROI SORCIER GANGB was heading for goal, Aubin comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  8. 72'

    Shot off target by ARABURNE

    Header from ARABURNE!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.

  9. 70'

    Shot on target by ARGONADE

    ROI SORCIER GANGB plays a through ball for ARGONADE, who hits it first time. The keeper is caught by surprise and can only punch the ball away.

  10. 68'

    DUR A QUEER is passing the ball around, with Miroow trying to win it back.

  11. 65'

    Ben-J is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Xugi.

  12. 61'

    LEGLAS goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. Titi wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.

  13. 56'

    Terry is late on ARGONADE, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  14. 52'

    Shot off target by LEGLAS

    LEGLAS unleashes a massive strike from that ROI SORCIER GANGB pass, but it sails straight into the stands. At least it will make one fan happy!

  15. 51'

    ROI SORCIER GANGB weaves through the defense and cuts it back for Xugi, but a defender gets there first.

  16. 48'

    Goal for Miroow! Klaus

    Goal for Klaus! He controls the ball to face the goal before unleashing a clean strike that finds the top corner; GWEENLI can do nothing! WHAT A GOAL!

  17. 47'

    PENETHOR takes too long to release the ball and Qyka is caught offside.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Miroow va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour DUR A QUEER.

  20. 43'

    Shot on target by PENETHOR

    PENETHOR tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

  21. 40'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARGONADE

    GOAL FOR ARGONADE!!!!! From the initial ball, ROI SORCIER GANGB slips it to ARGONADE, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.

  22. 38'

    Shot off target by PENETHOR

    PENETHOR tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

  23. 35'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Nicos on ROI SORCIER GANGB.

  24. 34'

    Titi commits a deliberate obstruction on ROI SORCIER GANGB. Watch out!

  25. 28'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARGONADE

    ARGONADE stalls, sees no pressure, and takes his chance, curling the ball into the top corner. The surprised keeper is beaten!

  26. 22'

    Ben-J and Xugi are battling for the ball, and Ben-J delivers a violent shoulder charge to Xugi, who goes down. It is a foul.

  27. 16'

    Shot off target by Keko

    Superb curling shot from Keko that grazes the top left corner! That was close!

  28. 11'

    Save by Hugo

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by LEGLAS, but it goes straight into the arms of Hugo.

  29. 9'

    Shot off target by Daniel

    Marty sprints down the touchline and crosses to Daniel! He gets a touch on it but it hits the side netting, what a shame!

  30. 5'

    Shot on target by LEGLAS

    LEGLAS's shot is scuffed! No problem for the keeper.

  31. 1'

    Free kick by ARABURNE

    ARABURNE strikes this free kick beautifully but it hits the crossbar. Hugo didn't even react.

  32. 1'

    Fabio manages to dribble past Xugi, who catches up. Fabio slaps his opponent! Foul!

  33. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for this highly anticipated match between DUR A QUEER and Miroow. We hope to see a great game of football today.

Key stats

DUR A QUEER Miroow
77% Possession 23%
2 Goals 1
7 Shots on target 1
6 Shots off target 1
0 Fouls 7
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • ARGONADE 40' ROI SORCIER GANGB
  • ARGONADE 28'

Scorers

  • Klaus 48'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 40'
  • 40'28'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 48'

Attack

Substitutes

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