Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 77'

    Free kick scored by Tiro q

    What a Juninho-esque free-kick from Tiro q, of rare purity!!!

  2. 65'

    Red card for Bejisa

    Bejisa gets a red for that bad challenge; he'll be finishing the match in the dressing room.

  3. 35'

    Yellow card for Alain Tercept

    Yellow card for Alain Tercept. He is lucky, that foul deserved a red.

  4. 29'

    Joey Ratelecadre goes down injured

    Joey Ratelecadre is limping after that foul. The manager should substitute him.

  5. 17'

    Yellow card for M.Huet

    Yellow card for M.Huet. He is lucky, that foul deserved a red.

  6. 14'

    Goal for Les Vedettes! Joey Ratelecadre

    On the counter-attack, Alain Tercept plays a through ball to Joey Ratelecadre, who rounds the keeper and taps into an empty net! What composure!

What a spectacular display of absolute chaos we witnessed today as Les Vedettes and Reunion FC battled to a 1-1 draw that left everyone wondering if they were watching professional football or a slapstick comedy routine. Les Vedettes spent the first half acting like they were allergic to the back of the net, spraying 6 shots wide and racking up a casualty list early on with a player forced off the pitch. Meanwhile, Reunion FC seemed to think they were auditioning for a UFC event, picking up a yellow card and playing with the tactical discipline of a caffeinated squirrel until the 65th minute, when they finally decided to gift the game a red card just to spice things up. 🤡

Despite having a man advantage for the final stretch, Les Vedettes managed to make the prospect of scoring look like solving quantum physics. They peppered the goal with 4 shots on target, yet their finishing was so abysmal it deserves its own documentary on failures. Then, in a twist that only football could script, Reunion FC—down to ten men and looking like they were ready to pack it in—cashed in on a beautiful free-kick in the 77th minute. It was a goal that felt less like a tactical triumph and more like a cosmic joke played on the frustrated supporters of Les Vedettes.

By the final whistle, the stat sheet told the story of a match that no one deserved to win. Les Vedettes finished with a mountain of missed opportunities and a yellow card to show for their troubles, while Reunion FC somehow walked away with a point despite their best efforts to implode. It was a messy, dramatic, and utterly ridiculous affair that will surely be forgotten by everyone involved as quickly as possible. If this is the peak of our championship, we might need to start investigating the water supply at the stadium. ⚽

Match details

On 31/08/2026 20:30

Champ de Patates (Les Vedettes)

12000 spectators

No extra time

Jean Nare...
302 pts
25 yrs
Lucien Tr...
279 pts
23 yrs
Enzo Cass...
250 pts
18 yrs
Guy Mauve
272 pts
22 yrs
Joe Ratel...
270 pts
27 yrs
Jean Rate...
343 pts
26 yrs
Alain Ter...
281 pts
22 yrs
Luke Pass...
315 pts
24 yrs
Joao Casc...
291 pts
26 yrs
Tom Frapp...
284 pts
23 yrs
Joey Rate...
260 pts
19 yrs
J.Boyer
305 pts
23 yrs
J.Sautron
225 pts
18 yrs
Bejisa
241 pts
28 yrs
Gromal
237 pts
31 yrs
Ti malbar
241 pts
26 yrs
D.Lebon
291 pts
22 yrs
D.Ethève
232 pts
22 yrs
M.Huet
253 pts
23 yrs
Tiro q
237 pts
26 yrs
Ti pimen
236 pts
26 yrs
D.Payet
267 pts
25 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    That is it, it is over!... 1-1... Neither team managed to show their superiority on the scoreboard.

  2. 88'

    Jean Ratepahune is the engine of this team; after a run down the right flank, he passes to Joao Cascadinho, but the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  3. 84'

    Shot off target by Tom Frappedemule

    Tom Frappedemule works the right flank before crossing. Joao Cascadinho tries to volley it home but miscues completely. Goal kick.

  4. 83'

    Joao Cascadinho commits a deliberate obstruction on Tiro q. Watch out!

  5. 77'

    Free kick scored by Tiro q

    What a Juninho-esque free-kick from Tiro q, of rare purity!!!

  6. 77'

    D.Lebon dribbles past Tom Frappedemule with a magnificent nutmeg. Tom Frappedemule seems annoyed, so he tackles D.Lebon from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  7. 74'

    Shot off target by Tom Frappedemule

    Tom Frappedemule cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.

  8. 70'

    Les Vedettes is playing the ball around at the back, forcing Reunion FC's defensive block to push up.

  9. 66'

    Shot off target by Joey Ratelecadre

    Joey Ratelecadre has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.

  10. 65'

    Red card for Bejisa

    Bejisa gets a red for that bad challenge; he'll be finishing the match in the dressing room.

  11. 65'

    What a foul! As Joao Cascadinho was heading for goal, Bejisa comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  12. 61'

    Heavy foul by Alain Tercept who charges into Gromal from behind.

  13. 56'

    Shot off target by Jean Ratepahune

    Jean Ratepahune crosses, Joe Ratelecadre attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

  14. 53'

    Joao Cascadinho weaves through the defense and cuts it back for Tom Frappedemule, but a defender gets there first.

  15. 50'

    Save by Jean Naretepahune

    The powerful 20-meter strike from D.Payet is punched away by Jean Naretepahune.

  16. 48'

    Joao Cascadinho and Jean Ratepahune execute a beautiful one-two and bring the ball forward.

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Reunion FC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Les Vedettes.

  19. 43'

    Save by J.Boyer

    Low drive from Alain Tercept, comfortably gathered by J.Boyer.

  20. 42'

    Shot on target by Alain Tercept

    A cross from Jean Ratepahune finds Alain Tercept, who goes for a header. No trouble for the keeper.

  21. 40'

    Shot off target by Joe Ratelecadre

    A superb ball from Alain Tercept finds Joe Ratelecadre behind the defense. He chips the keeper, but the ball goes over the goal.

  22. 35'

    Yellow card for Alain Tercept

    Yellow card for Alain Tercept. He is lucky, that foul deserved a red.

  23. 35'

    Alain Tercept just tackled D.Lebon with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  24. 29'

    Joey Ratelecadre goes down injured

    Joey Ratelecadre is limping after that foul. The manager should substitute him.

  25. 28'

    Tiro q and Joey Ratelecadre are battling for the ball, and Tiro q delivers a violent shoulder charge to Joey Ratelecadre, who goes down. It is a foul.

  26. 24'

    Save by J.Boyer

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by Jean Ratepahune, but it goes straight into the arms of J.Boyer.

  27. 23'

    Les Vedettes is pressing Reunion FC very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.

  28. 21'

    Shot off target by Joey Ratelecadre

    Alain Tercept is played through on the right wing and immediately crosses for Joey Ratelecadre, who smashes a header, but unfortunately wide of the goal. The keeper didn't even move.

  29. 17'

    Yellow card for M.Huet

    Yellow card for M.Huet. He is lucky, that foul deserved a red.

  30. 17'

    M.Huet leans on Tom Frappedemule in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  31. 14'

    Goal for Les Vedettes! Joey Ratelecadre

    On the counter-attack, Alain Tercept plays a through ball to Joey Ratelecadre, who rounds the keeper and taps into an empty net! What composure!

  32. 10'

    Tom Frappedemule tries to outpace Gromal, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

  33. 8'

    Enzo Cassetibia picks up a lovely through ball and looks to round the keeper, but he slips just as he tries to dribble. What a shame!

  34. 5'

    Joao Cascadinho intercepts a pass intended for Ti malbar.

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway for the first half between Les Vedettes and Reunion FC, let's hope for a great game!

Key stats

Les Vedettes Reunion FC
77% Possession 23%
1 Goals 1
4 Shots on target 2
6 Shots off target 0
4 Fouls 3
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 1
1 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Joey Ratelecadre 14' Alain Tercept

Scorers

  • Tiro q 77'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 14'35'

Attack

  • 14'29'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 65'

Midfield

  • 17'
  • 77'

Attack

Substitutes

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