FC BRESSE vs Paris Gentle Mates - Match report

Championship

Full time

FC BRESSE

1-3

HT: 1 - 1

Paris Gentle Mates

Key moments

87'

Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Neptune

Oh, what a blunder!!! Griezmann plays a weak backpass to his keeper, Neptune intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...
73'

Substitution for FC BRESSE

FC BRESSE effectue un remplacement. Hernandez prend la place de Rabiot.
52'

Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Dashy

GOAL FOR Dashy!!!!! From the initial ball, Neptune slips it to Dashy, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.
39'

Penalty converted by Neptune

Neptune fires it home into the top corner past Chevalier, who actually guessed the right way.
19'

Goal for FC BRESSE! Kante

Kante lobs Gota who was off his line, and the ball ends up in the back of the net!

Match editorial

BRESSE FALLS FLAT AS GENTLE MATES CRUISE TO VICTORY

What a spectacular collapse for FC BRESSE, who seemed to be playing with the tactical awareness of a confused pigeon. Despite somehow snatching an early lead in the 19th minute, the Bresse squad spent most of the match treating the ball like a hot potato. They started the afternoon by gifting Paris Gentle Mates a penalty in the 12th minute, which was thankfully shanked into orbit. It was the only moment of mercy the visitors would show during this lopsided affair. 🤡

Paris Gentle Mates eventually woke up from their slumber, dismantling their opponents with a clinical 8 shots on target compared to the measly 2 from FC BRESSE. After a penalty conversion in the 39th minute leveled the playing field, the floodgates opened. The Bresse defense crumbled under the pressure, committing four clumsy fouls that only highlighted their desperation. By the 52nd minute, the Gentle Mates had snatched the lead, leaving the home crowd in a state of stunned silence.

The final nail in the coffin came in the 87th minute, sealing a 1-3 victory for Paris Gentle Mates that felt inevitable from the moment the first whistle blew. While FC BRESSE will likely point to their early goal as a "highlight," the reality is that they were completely outclassed by a more disciplined and aggressive opponent. It was a masterclass in how to lose a game you never really held control of in the first place. Better luck next time, Bresse—you’ll certainly need it! ⚽

Head-to-head

Match details

On 31/08/2026 20:30

Stadium bressan (FC BRESSE)

10400 spectators

No extra time

Chevalier

263 pts

29 yrs

Desailly

236 pts

27 yrs

Lizarazu

240 pts

29 yrs

Thuram

244 pts

28 yrs

Hernandez

233 pts

28 yrs

Sazy

234 pts

21 yrs

Griezmann

241 pts

27 yrs

Kante

239 pts

29 yrs

Barcola

237 pts

31 yrs

Doue

235 pts

29 yrs

Mbappe

229 pts

27 yrs

Gota

251 pts

20 yrs

Mercules

249 pts

25 yrs

Shotzzy

250 pts

29 yrs

Scrap

247 pts

22 yrs

Hydra

249 pts

26 yrs

Dashy

250 pts

25 yrs

Estreal

257 pts

28 yrs

Mystk

250 pts

26 yrs

JoeDeceives

299 pts

23 yrs

Huke

242 pts

26 yrs

Neptune

243 pts

25 yrs

Match commentary

91'

Full time!

The referee blows the final whistle. A fine 3-1 victory for Paris Gentle Mates over FC BRESSE.
90'

They are playing in such a tight space, they need to get out of there... What a piece of skill from Thuram to beat two players at once, he can spread it out to Sazy immediately.
87'

Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Neptune

Oh, what a blunder!!! Griezmann plays a weak backpass to his keeper, Neptune intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...
84'

They are playing in such a tight space, they need to get out of there... What a piece of skill from Shotzzy to beat two players at once, he can spread it out to Dashy immediately.
80'

Perfect tackle by Huke on Hernandez! The move was very dangerous! Huke arrived at just the right time!
75'

Barcola cuts through the defense on the right and fires in a low cross, which Hydra manages to scramble away for a corner.
73'

Substitution for FC BRESSE

FC BRESSE effectue un remplacement. Hernandez prend la place de Rabiot.
73'

Tactical change — FC BRESSE

FC BRESSE modifie sa stratégie.
71'

Shot on target by Mystk

Mystk approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and Neptune fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!
68'

Lizarazu is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Neptune.
66'

Shot off target by Huke

Huke cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.
61'

Ball recovered by Shotzzy who rushes to play Huke through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.
58'

Shot on target by Mystk

Mystk passes to Huke, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.
55'

Nasty tackle from behind by Huke on Sazy.
52'

Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Dashy

GOAL FOR Dashy!!!!! From the initial ball, Neptune slips it to Dashy, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.
50'

Shot off target by JoeDeceives

With no options available, JoeDeceives decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!
45'

Back under way!

C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.
45'

Half-time

Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.
42'

Paris Gentle Mates is calmly moving the ball around while FC BRESSE sits deep. This is all very boring!
39'

Penalty converted by Neptune

Neptune fires it home into the top corner past Chevalier, who actually guessed the right way.
39'

Penalty to Paris Gentle Mates

The referee points to the penalty spot! It looked like the foul was outside the box, though. Regardless, Neptune is already focused and getting ready to shoot.
39'

Sazy commits a deliberate obstruction on Mercules. Watch out!
37'

Unacceptable foul by Doue who tackles JoeDeceives from behind! That is a real horror tackle!
33'

Save by Chevalier

JoeDeceives tries a shot from 30 meters out, but Chevalier pushes the ball onto the right post.
27'

Shot on target by Hydra

That was close! Hydra dances past three defenders before firing a shot that the keeper palms away, unable to hold on.
21'

Shot off target by Doue

Doue cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.
19'

Goal for FC BRESSE! Kante

Kante lobs Gota who was off his line, and the ball ends up in the back of the net!
16'

Save by Chevalier

Dashy is one-on-one with Chevalier but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.
14'

Hydra is on fire, performing a brilliant roulette to beat his marker, Sazy.
12'

Penalty missed by Neptune

Neptune tries to send the keeper the wrong way, but hits the post!
12'

Penalty to Paris Gentle Mates

No doubt about it, that foul was inside the box! Neptune is getting ready to take it.
12'

Mbappe and JoeDeceives are battling for the ball, and Mbappe delivers a violent shoulder charge to JoeDeceives, who goes down. It is a foul.
9'

Shot off target by JoeDeceives

JoeDeceives shoots from the edge of the box but completely miskicks it; that could have been dangerous!
3'

Free kick by Griezmann

A curling, dipping free kick from Griezmann. The bounce doesn't fool the keeper. That could have been dangerous.
3'

A shirt pull by Dashy; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.
0'

Kick-off

Kick-off for this derby between FC BRESSE and Paris Gentle Mates; this is an important match for both teams.

Key stats

FC BRESSE Paris Gentle Mates

30% Possession 70%

1 Goals 3

2 Shots on target 8

1 Shots off target 3

4 Fouls 2

0 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

Kante 19'

Scorers

Neptune 87'
Dashy 52' Neptune
Neptune 39'

Goalkeeper

Defence

73'

Midfield

19'

Attack

Substitutes

73'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

52'

Attack

87'39'(Pen)52'

Substitutes

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