Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 87'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Hannibal

    After an impeccable one-two with Supp Oeuf Poché, Sauce Hannibal fires a shot that hits the post before going in. Magnificent!

  2. 83'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Biggy

    What a goal! Sauce Biggy meets FRITES BIEN MOLLE's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!

  3. 80'

    Yellow card for F. Ribery

    And it's a yellow card for F. Ribery. It could have been red, but the referee keeps his cool!

  4. 64'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! FRITES BIEN MOLLE

    Corner taken by Sauce Biggy, and FRITES BIEN MOLLE buries it with a stunning bicycle kick.

  5. 60'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! FRITES BIEN MOLLE

    Sauce Hannibal dummies to shoot and squares it to the unmarked FRITES BIEN MOLLE, who beats the keeper.

  6. 37'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Magret séché

    Sauce Biggy drives the corner in low; Magret séché charges to the penalty spot and attempts a backheel, the ball hits the post and goes in. What a magnificent finish!!!

  7. 22'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Biggy

    Sauce Biggy and Miel Moutarde break on the counter, play a beautiful one-two, and Sauce Biggy opens his foot to beat the opposing keeper.

It was less of a football match and more of a culinary massacre at the stadium today, as COMPOSE TON TACOS absolutely shredded fc besac in a 6-0 demolition that left the visitors looking like stale leftovers. From the opening whistle, the hosts were hungry for destruction, and while they missed a cheeky free kick in the 5th minute, it was clear that fc besac was merely there to be the garnish. By the 22nd minute, the floodgates opened, and once COMPOSE TON TACOS found their rhythm, they began scoring with the relentless efficiency of a fast-food assembly line. 🌮

The stats tell a story of complete and utter dominance: 8 shots on target for the victors versus a pathetic solitary effort from fc besac. While the visitors managed to pick up a yellow card in the 80th minute—likely out of pure, unadulterated frustration after picking the ball out of their own net for the fourth time—they were never in the game. COMPOSE TON TACOS toyed with them, utilizing corners like surgical instruments to dismantle the defense, leaving the fc besac players looking like they were running through quicksand while the home side danced around them.

By the time the final whistle blew, the scoreboard read a humiliating 6-0, a result that surely leaves fc besac questioning their life choices and their defensive strategy. COMPOSE TON TACOS didn't just win; they performed a wholesale liquidation of the opposition's dignity. If this is what happens when these two meet, fc besac might want to consider retiring to a nice, quiet hobby like knitting, because they were certainly not playing football out there today. An absolute masterclass in humiliation! ⚽

Match details

On 31/08/2026 16:30

COSY TACOS (COMPOSE TON TACOS)

43200 spectators

No extra time

Double Ch...
253 pts
27 yrs
Echalote ...
246 pts
21 yrs
Effiloché...
244 pts
27 yrs
Truite Ve...
255 pts
22 yrs
Lamelle d...
255 pts
22 yrs
Magret séché
268 pts
23 yrs
Sauce Biggy
267 pts
21 yrs
FRITES BI...
267 pts
22 yrs
Sauce Han...
267 pts
21 yrs
Miel Mout...
264 pts
29 yrs
Supp Oeuf...
274 pts
26 yrs
Dylan Giraud
137 pts
24 yrs
Lucas Rey
168 pts
28 yrs
mozer
175 pts
33 yrs
pavard
181 pts
31 yrs
amoros
180 pts
29 yrs
bakola
114 pts
29 yrs
giresse
167 pts
31 yrs
zidane
175 pts
27 yrs
Teqy
178 pts
19 yrs
Timothe M...
201 pts
26 yrs
F. Ribery
178 pts
29 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    A great win for COMPOSE TON TACOS; fc besac will need to bounce back in their next match.

  2. 91'

    Sauce Hannibal cannot get past mozer and gives the ball away cheaply.

  3. 87'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Hannibal

    After an impeccable one-two with Supp Oeuf Poché, Sauce Hannibal fires a shot that hits the post before going in. Magnificent!

  4. 85'

    Save by Dylan Giraud

    Sauce Hannibal fires a great shot on goal, but Dylan Giraud saves it without much trouble.

  5. 83'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Biggy

    What a goal! Sauce Biggy meets FRITES BIEN MOLLE's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!

  6. 80'

    Yellow card for F. Ribery

    And it's a yellow card for F. Ribery. It could have been red, but the referee keeps his cool!

  7. 80'

    Unacceptable foul by F. Ribery who tackles Magret séché from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  8. 74'

    Shot off target by Sauce Hannibal

    Sauce Hannibal dribbles past three defenders and shoots from 25 meters. The ball hits the crossbar! What a shame!

  9. 70'

    Miel Moutarde weaves through the defense and cuts it back for Magret séché, but a defender gets there first.

  10. 64'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! FRITES BIEN MOLLE

    Corner taken by Sauce Biggy, and FRITES BIEN MOLLE buries it with a stunning bicycle kick.

  11. 60'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! FRITES BIEN MOLLE

    Sauce Hannibal dummies to shoot and squares it to the unmarked FRITES BIEN MOLLE, who beats the keeper.

  12. 56'

    Miel Moutarde and Sauce Hannibal are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

  13. 50'

    Save by Double Cheddar

    bakola tries a shot from 30 meters out, but Double Cheddar pushes the ball onto the right post.

  14. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe fc besac va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  15. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour COMPOSE TON TACOS.

  16. 42'

    Shot off target by Miel Moutarde

    Miel Moutarde dribbles past three defenders and shoots from 25 meters. The ball hits the crossbar! What a shame!

  17. 37'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Magret séché

    Sauce Biggy drives the corner in low; Magret séché charges to the penalty spot and attempts a backheel, the ball hits the post and goes in. What a magnificent finish!!!

  18. 35'

    Sauce Biggy plays a ball over the top for Sauce Hannibal in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

  19. 32'

    Save by Dylan Giraud

    From midfield, Sauce Biggy unleashes a superb strike, but Dylan Giraud catches it easily before shouting at his teammates to wake them up.

  20. 26'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS has possession but can't find a way through, as fc besac is defending the pitch well.

  21. 22'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Biggy

    Sauce Biggy and Miel Moutarde break on the counter, play a beautiful one-two, and Sauce Biggy opens his foot to beat the opposing keeper.

  22. 20'

    Great cross out to the left from amoros, but giresse miscontrols it and the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  23. 16'

    Sauce Biggy looks for Supp Oeuf Poché in behind the defense, but Supp Oeuf Poché cannot control the ball properly.

  24. 11'

    Timothe Muller dribbles past Supp Oeuf Poché with a magnificent nutmeg. Supp Oeuf Poché seems annoyed, so he tackles Timothe Muller from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  25. 5'

    Free kick by Supp Oeuf Poché

    Dangerous free kick centrally taken by Supp Oeuf Poché, he shoots but the ball sails into the stands... What a pity.

  26. 5'

    Nasty tackle from behind by pavard on FRITES BIEN MOLLE.

  27. 0'

    Kick-off

    The two teams take the pitch in front of a great turnout tonight and a fired-up crowd!

Key stats

COMPOSE TON TACOS fc besac
77% Possession 23%
6 Goals 0
8 Shots on target 1
3 Shots off target 0
1 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Sauce Hannibal 87' Supp Oeuf Poché
  • Sauce Biggy 83' FRITES BIEN MOLLE
  • FRITES BIEN MOLLE 64' Sauce Biggy
  • FRITES BIEN MOLLE 60' Sauce Hannibal
  • Magret séché 37' Sauce Biggy
  • Sauce Biggy 22' Miel Moutarde

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 37'
  • 83'22'64'37'
  • 64'60'83'
  • 87'60'

Attack

  • 22'
  • 87'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 80'

Substitutes

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