1. 92'

   Full time!

   The referee blows the final whistle. DickyDog and LE ROI KEBAB finish the match in a draw.

2. 91'

   Nasty tackle from behind by GROS GROS PIGNOUF on Creamy Deluxe.

3. 88'

   Tactical change — DickyDog

   DickyDog modifie sa stratégie.

4. 87'

   Save by PACO RABAT

   That helps a keeper! PACO RABAT wins his duel against Gros Flamby Mou, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

5. 84'

   Tactical change — DickyDog

   DickyDog modifie sa stratégie.

6. 84'

   In a duel with HUBERTO CARLOS, BOUDIN CUIT goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

7. 81'

   Shot on target by Gros Beignet Dodu

   Gros Beignet Dodu approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and Le G fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!

8. 75'

   KNAKI DURE pushes Gros Beignet Dodu in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

9. 70'

   GROS GROS PIGNOUF is the engine of this team; after a run down the right flank, he passes to CAPTAIN CROTTE, but the ball goes out for a throw-in.

10. 69'

    Shot off target by Gros Flamby Mou

    Oh my, what a strike from Gros Flamby Mou, but it just goes over the bar. Unlucky!

11. 63'

    Save by Big clampin

    Big clampin is on fire! He tips a left-footed rocket from CAPTAIN CROTTE out for a corner.

12. 59'

    It is all one-way traffic right now! LE ROI KEBAB has the ball, but can DickyDog hold off this attack?

13. 54'

    Shot off target by KNAKI DURE

    KNAKI DURE unleashes a massive strike from that POOP CATAPULT pass, but it sails straight into the stands. At least it will make one fan happy!

14. 53'

    GROS GROS PIGNOUF puts in a heavy tackle on Gros Flamby Mou during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

15. 47'

    Counter-attack led by CAPTAIN CROTTE, a great opportunity, he passes to BOUDIN CUIT open on the wing, but it's just out of reach and goes out for a throw-in.

16. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

17. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

18. 43'

    KNAKI DURE looks for POOP CATAPULT in behind the defense, but POOP CATAPULT cannot control the ball properly.

19. 41'

    Shot off target by PEIGNE CUL

    PEIGNE CUL fires a low cross across the goal... GROS GROS PIGNOUF gets a touch but it goes out for a goal kick.

20. 35'

    PEIGNE CUL picks up a lovely through ball and looks to round the keeper, but he slips just as he tries to dribble. What a shame!

21. 31'

    Slip kangourou commits a heavy foul, tackling BOUDIN CUIT from behind with both feet off the ground.

22. 25'

    PEIGNE CUL picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but REPLACING SAUSAGE is poorly positioned and cannot connect!

23. 23'

    Free kick by STEPH LA BELETTE

    STEPH LA BELETTE takes the free kick but it's wide!

24. 22'

    Hard tackle by Gros Beignet Dodu on PEIGNE CUL, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

25. 18'

    LE ROI KEBAB has been playing some attractive football lately, while DickyDog is chasing the ball.

26. 14'

    Shot off target by POOP CATAPULT

    With no options available, POOP CATAPULT decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

27. 9'

    Shot on target by KNAKI DURE

    From a cross on the right, PEIGNE CUL squares it to KNAKI DURE inside the box, but his effort is pushed away by the keeper.

28. 5'

    Shot off target by PEIGNE CUL

    A real masterclass from PEIGNE CUL, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but PROUT PISTOL, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

29. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway for the first half between DickyDog and LE ROI KEBAB, let's hope for a great game!

No event of this type.