CS Sedan-Ardennes vs TEAM OUZE - Match report

Championship On 30/08/2026 07:30

Full time

CS Sedan-Ardennes 4-2-4

0-5

HT: 0 - 3

TEAM OUZE 4-3-3

Key moments

83'

Goal for TEAM OUZE! INSOMNIOUZE

A powerful strike from INSOMNIOUZE that is unfortunately deflected by Joueur3, beating his own keeper.
61'

Goal for TEAM OUZE! DIMITOUZE

Following a great counter-attack, INSOMNIOUZE breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where DIMITOUZE is there to finish. A textbook goal!
37'

Goal for TEAM OUZE! CANCEROUZE

SHARKOUZE hits a beautiful crossfield pass to CANCEROUZE, who controls it, flicks it up, and buries an incredible volley into the top corner! Magnificent.
28'

Goal for TEAM OUZE! PEPOUZE

What a goal! PEPOUZE meets KATCHOUZE's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!
24'

Goal for TEAM OUZE! KATCHOUZE

KATCHOUZE dribbles past Joueur7 before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

Match editorial

SEDAN-ARDENNES EMBARRASSED: A TOTAL SOCCER MASSACRE IN THE ARDENNES

What we witnessed today at the stadium was less of a football match and more of a public service announcement on the importance of actually showing up to work. CS Sedan-Ardennes seemed to be operating under the impression that the goal was to avoid the ball at all costs, managing a grand total of zero shots on target throughout the entire ninety minutes. Meanwhile, TEAM OUZE treated the pitch like their personal playground, dismantling their opponents with a clinical, almost insulting level of dominance that left the home fans questioning their life choices. 🤡

The carnage began early, with TEAM OUZE finding the back of the net in the 24th minute, effectively opening the floodgates for what would become a 0-5 demolition. By the 37th minute, the scoreboard was already a painful sight for CS Sedan-Ardennes, who spent most of the afternoon chasing shadows and committing fouls out of sheer frustration. It was a tactical masterclass by TEAM OUZE, who peppered the goal with 10 shots on target, while their opponents looked like they were participating in a charity walk rather than a professional championship.

As the final whistle blew, the 0-5 scoreline served as a brutal reality check for CS Sedan-Ardennes, whose lone attempt off-target in the 33rd minute was the only time they even pretended to be interested in the goal. TEAM OUZE proved they are currently playing a different sport entirely, leaving the field with their heads held high and the pride of the home team in absolute tatters. If there is a mercy rule in this league, it should have been invoked around the 61st minute when the fourth goal hit the net. Simply pathetic. ⚽🔥

Head-to-head

Match details

Louis Dugauguez (CS Sedan-Ardennes)

36800 spectators

No extra time

Pitch view

Joueur1

257 pts

25 yrs

Joueur5

253 pts

28 yrs

Joueur3

237 pts

30 yrs

Joueur7

248 pts

23 yrs

Joueur4

251 pts

24 yrs

Joueur8

251 pts

29 yrs

Joueur6

250 pts

24 yrs

Joueur10

245 pts

25 yrs

Noah Roussel

259 pts

29 yrs

Xota

182 pts

20 yrs

Joueur9

248 pts

23 yrs

BEBOUZE

231 pts

21 yrs

CASTOUZE

202 pts

21 yrs

RONCHONCH...

200 pts

21 yrs

ELCHAPOUZE

268 pts

30 yrs

SHARKOUZE

268 pts

28 yrs

SANKOUZE

312 pts

27 yrs

KATCHOUZE

308 pts

28 yrs

PEPOUZE

310 pts

26 yrs

DIMITOUZE

308 pts

27 yrs

CANCEROUZE

297 pts

21 yrs

INSOMNIOUZE

300 pts

21 yrs

Match commentary

91'

Full time!

And that's the end of the match with a victory for TEAM OUZE, who have just beaten CS Sedan-Ardennes.
91'

Shot off target by INSOMNIOUZE

INSOMNIOUZE tries his luck from distance, his swerving strike smashes against the post. What a shame!
87'

For the last few minutes, TEAM OUZE and CS Sedan-Ardennes have just been watching each other play.
83'

Goal for TEAM OUZE! INSOMNIOUZE

A powerful strike from INSOMNIOUZE that is unfortunately deflected by Joueur3, beating his own keeper.
82'

Joueur4 humiliates INSOMNIOUZE with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.
76'

INSOMNIOUZE starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Xota, who commits a very bad foul.
74'

Shot off target by PEPOUZE

PEPOUZE unleashes a massive strike from that INSOMNIOUZE pass, but it sails straight into the stands. At least it will make one fan happy!
72'

Shot on target by DIMITOUZE

DIMITOUZE's shot is scuffed! No problem for the keeper.
67'

Save by Joueur1

That was close! A perfect through ball finds SHARKOUZE one-on-one with the keeper; he draws him out and tries to lob him... but Joueur1 had anticipated the move and stretches to deflect the ball!
63'

Save by Joueur1

CANCEROUZE tries a shot from 30 meters out, but Joueur1 pushes the ball onto the right post.
61'

Goal for TEAM OUZE! DIMITOUZE

Following a great counter-attack, INSOMNIOUZE breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where DIMITOUZE is there to finish. A textbook goal!
59'

Save by Joueur1

Low drive from DIMITOUZE, comfortably gathered by Joueur1.
54'

From a PEPOUZE cross, the ball reaches CASTOUZE who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.
52'

They are playing in such a tight space, they need to get out of there... What a piece of skill from DIMITOUZE to beat two players at once, he can spread it out to ELCHAPOUZE immediately.
50'

CANCEROUZE starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Joueur6, who commits a very bad foul.
46'

Shot off target by DIMITOUZE

DIMITOUZE hits a magnificent cross-field pass to KATCHOUZE, who controls the ball and shoots!! But the keeper, alert, lets it go wide.
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe CS Sedan-Ardennes va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour TEAM OUZE.
41'

We are witnessing some great football! INSOMNIOUZE and PEPOUZE are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!
37'

Goal for TEAM OUZE! CANCEROUZE

SHARKOUZE hits a beautiful crossfield pass to CANCEROUZE, who controls it, flicks it up, and buries an incredible volley into the top corner! Magnificent.
33'

Shot off target by Joueur9

Oh my, what a strike from Joueur9, but it just goes over the bar. Unlucky!
28'

Goal for TEAM OUZE! PEPOUZE

What a goal! PEPOUZE meets KATCHOUZE's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!
27'

CANCEROUZE tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Joueur10, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!
24'

Goal for TEAM OUZE! KATCHOUZE

KATCHOUZE dribbles past Joueur7 before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!
22'

Shot off target by DIMITOUZE

DIMITOUZE tries his luck from distance, his swerving strike smashes against the post. What a shame!
18'

Shot off target by SANKOUZE

Just as the pace of the game had dropped significantly, SANKOUZE took the opportunity to try a long-range shot that goes just over the bar.
14'

DIMITOUZE leans on Joueur4 in an aerial duel and is penalized.
8'

Shot on target by SHARKOUZE

KATCHOUZE crosses for SHARKOUZE, who hits a beautiful volley, but the keeper makes an incredible fingertip save.
5'

Joueur8 tries to get past ELCHAPOUZE, who stops him with a textbook tackle.
0'

Kick-off

Hello everyone, get ready for a great match! Today, CS Sedan-Ardennes takes on TEAM OUZE.

Key stats

CS Sedan-Ardennes TEAM OUZE

0 Goals 5

0 Shots on target 10

1 Shots off target 5

2 Fouls 1

0 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

INSOMNIOUZE 83'
DIMITOUZE 61' INSOMNIOUZE
CANCEROUZE 37' SHARKOUZE
PEPOUZE 28' KATCHOUZE
KATCHOUZE 24'

Key moments

SEDAN-ARDENNES EMBARRASSED: A TOTAL SOCCER MASSACRE IN THE ARDENNES

Match details

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Team sheet

CS Sedan-Ardennes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

TEAM OUZE

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

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