Championship On 29/08/2026 20:30

Full time

0-2

HT: 0 - 0

Key moments

  1. 82'

    Yellow card for Voke

    The referee seemed hesitant to show the yellow, but Voke disputed the foul. The referee reaches into his pocket and produces a yellow card for Voke, who will now have to tread carefully!

  2. 72'

    Goal for Asse67320! Bathenay

    A long through ball from Zimako finds Bathenay, who executes a sumptuous rabona that slowly crosses the goal line. It is in.

  3. 67'

    Red card for Giroud

    The referee is going to consult his assistant! They talk for a few seconds and the referee then returns to Giroud! It is a red card! Giroud protests, but has no choice but to head for the dressing room!

  4. 55'

    Substitution for Asse67320

    Asse67320 effectue un remplacement. Janvion prend la place de Santini.

  5. 53'

    Goal for Asse67320! Lopez

    GOAL!! From a mid-height cross by Bathenay, Lopez hits a magnificent right-footed volley. The keeper didn't even move!

  6. 31'

    Yellow card for Santini

    Santini keeps questioning the referee's decisions, and this time it is too much; Santini receives a yellow card!

What a disaster for Sauce Goat FC! In a match that promised everything but delivered mostly frustration, the home side looked like a group of toddlers trying to navigate a minefield. With only two shots on target all game, their offensive strategy seemed to be "hope for a miracle and pray the grass is slippery." Meanwhile, Asse67320 showed up with a chaotic energy that defied all logic, dominating the stats despite their own questionable decision-making. ⚽

The drama peaked in the second half when Asse67320 received a red card in the 67th minute, seemingly handing Sauce Goat FC a golden ticket to get back into the match. Instead, in a display of pure comedic timing, Asse67320 immediately won a penalty just two minutes later. Even though they missed it, they didn't let the embarrassment stop them. They doubled down, found the back of the net again in the 72nd minute, and cruised to a 0-2 victory, proving that playing with ten men is apparently easier than playing against a team that has forgotten how to shoot.

By the time the final whistle blew, Sauce Goat FC had racked up five fouls and a yellow card, effectively turning their pitch into a wrestling ring rather than a football field. Asse67320 walks away with the bragging rights and a 2-0 win, leaving their opponents to wonder if they should trade their cleats for ballet shoes. It was a masterclass in absurdity, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. 🤡

Match details

Estadio de la Sauce (Sauce Goat FC)

6000 spectators

No extra time

Pitch view

Amadou Ndao
150 pts
25 yrs
Jacques Roy
148 pts
24 yrs
Jeffson Noel
150 pts
21 yrs
Dibu
175 pts
18 yrs
Jyo Keita
160 pts
20 yrs
Voke
166 pts
17 yrs
Álvaro Ca...
212 pts
18 yrs
Kwame Wagner
155 pts
24 yrs
Jakub Yoko
152 pts
21 yrs
Charles E...
276 pts
25 yrs
Pablo Riq...
236 pts
18 yrs
Castaneda
283 pts
27 yrs
Baptiston
207 pts
27 yrs
Piazza
234 pts
26 yrs
Sagnol
229 pts
27 yrs
Lopez
218 pts
28 yrs
Janvion
179 pts
23 yrs
Bathenay
178 pts
29 yrs
R. Cherki
193 pts
26 yrs
Repilini
189 pts
29 yrs
Zimako
196 pts
28 yrs
Giroud
170 pts
30 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    Full time! Asse67320 dominate Sauce Goat FC with a score of 2-0 and add another win to their tally!

  2. 90'

    Asse67320 has been playing some attractive football lately, while Sauce Goat FC is chasing the ball.

  3. 87'

    Shot off target by Repilini

    Lopez is played through on the right wing and immediately crosses for Repilini, who smashes a header, but unfortunately wide of the goal. The keeper didn't even move.

  4. 83'

    Nasty tackle from behind by R. Cherki on Voke.

  5. 82'

    Yellow card for Voke

    The referee seemed hesitant to show the yellow, but Voke disputed the foul. The referee reaches into his pocket and produces a yellow card for Voke, who will now have to tread carefully!

  6. 82'

    What a foul! As Janvion was heading for goal, Voke comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  7. 81'

    Asse67320 is giving the ball away far too much in midfield and cannot string any passes together.

  8. 80'

    Shot on target by R. Cherki

    R. Cherki puts on a clinic in midfield, accelerating through three defenders before setting up Zimako, whose left-footed shot from the edge of the box is blocked.

  9. 74'

    Shot off target by Zimako

    Zimako tries his luck from distance, his swerving strike smashes against the post. What a shame!

  10. 72'

    Goal for Asse67320! Bathenay

    A long through ball from Zimako finds Bathenay, who executes a sumptuous rabona that slowly crosses the goal line. It is in.

  11. 69'

    Penalty missed by Janvion

    Janvion runs up and... misses his penalty to the applause of the opposition.

  12. 69'

    Penalty to Asse67320

    No doubt about it, that foul was inside the box! Janvion is getting ready to take it.

  13. 69'

    Amadou Ndao catches Repilini's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  14. 67'

    Red card for Giroud

    The referee is going to consult his assistant! They talk for a few seconds and the referee then returns to Giroud! It is a red card! Giroud protests, but has no choice but to head for the dressing room!

  15. 67'

    Giroud stamps on Voke, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  16. 65'

    Shot off target by Janvion

    Nice one-two between Janvion and Bathenay... Janvion tries his luck but completely shanks it.

  17. 63'

    Shot off target by Giroud

    Off the post for Giroud! Through on goal, he beats the keeper but hits the woodwork!

  18. 60'

    Piazza leans on Kwame Wagner in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  19. 55'

    Substitution for Asse67320

    Asse67320 effectue un remplacement. Janvion prend la place de Santini.

  20. 55'

    Save by Castaneda

    Voke took his time to lob Castaneda... perhaps too much time, as a defender's head comes to the rescue.

  21. 53'

    Goal for Asse67320! Lopez

    GOAL!! From a mid-height cross by Bathenay, Lopez hits a magnificent right-footed volley. The keeper didn't even move!

  22. 48'

    The tackle by Álvaro Castaño on R. Cherki is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  23. 45+2'

    Tactical change — Asse67320

    Asse67320 modifie sa stratégie.

  24. 45+2'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  25. 42'

    Piazza cuts through the defense on the right and fires in a low cross, which Charles Edmond manages to scramble away for a corner.

  26. 39'

    Lovely ball from Jyo Keita for Voke, but a defender intercepts.

  27. 38'

    Sauce Goat FC has possession but can't find a way through, as Asse67320 is defending the pitch well.

  28. 34'

    Save by Castaneda

    Voke tries to chip the keeper from 30 meters, but he sensed the danger and caught the ball.

  29. 31'

    Yellow card for Santini

    Santini keeps questioning the referee's decisions, and this time it is too much; Santini receives a yellow card!

  30. 30'

    What a horror tackle! Santini drives his studs into Voke's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  31. 29'

    Link-up play between Giroud and Repilini, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

  32. 26'

    Kwame Wagner catches Castaneda's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  33. 24'

    Asse67320 is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against Sauce Goat FC.

  34. 22'

    Shot off target by Bathenay

    Santini finds Bathenay first-time, who attempts an impulsive bicycle kick, but it's well off target!

  35. 16'

    Free kick by Repilini

    A curling, dipping free kick from Repilini. The bounce doesn't fool the keeper. That could have been dangerous.

  36. 16'

    Lopez dribbles past two opponents, but Jyo Keita decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  37. 10'

    Zimako is on the edge of offside as he receives a superb pass from Lopez, but he was indeed offside...

  38. 5'

    Shot off target by Santini

    Santini lays it back to Zimako, who unleashes a missile! But it's no trouble; the ball is nowhere near the post.

  39. 0'

    Kick-off

    The teams are taking the pitch, the fans are unveiling their tifos, it promises to be an intense match!

Key stats

Sauce Goat FC Asse67320
0 Goals 2
2 Shots on target 4
0 Shots off target 6
5 Fouls 4
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 1
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Bathenay 72' Zimako
  • Lopez 53' Bathenay

Team sheet

Sauce Goat FC

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 82'

Attack

Substitutes

Asse67320

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 53'

Midfield

  • 72'

Attack

  • 67'

Substitutes

  • 31'

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