Championship On 29/08/2026 20:30

Full time

Key moments

  1. 91'

    Yellow card for Ray ARNOLD

    Yellow card for Ray ARNOLD following that foul; he'll need to be on his best behavior for the rest of the match!

  2. 87'

    Free kick scored by Ian MALCOLM

    Ian MALCOLM curls his shot perfectly over the wall, the unsighted keeper is too slow to stop it, goal!

  3. 75'

    Substitution for Jurassic Raptors FC

    Jurassic Raptors FC effectue un remplacement. Henry WU prend la place de Gerry HARDING.

  4. 75'

    Substitution for Jurassic Raptors FC

    Jurassic Raptors FC effectue un remplacement. Erik KIRBY prend la place de Alan GRANT.

  5. 75'

    Substitution for Jurassic Raptors FC

    Jurassic Raptors FC effectue un remplacement. Donald GENNARO prend la place de Fabu.

  6. 10'

    Yellow card for Xeqa

    What card, ref? No surprise here, Xeqa just picked up a yellow card.

  7. 4'

    Goal for OlympiquedeMarseille! Niang

    A powerful strike from Deschamps, the keeper spills the ball and Niang pounces to score. GOAL!

In a display of football that can only be described as "aggressively mediocre," OlympiquedeMarseille stormed into the lead at the 4th minute, looking like they actually had a tactical plan. They spent the remainder of the first half firing shots into orbit, clearly confusing the goalposts for distant celestial bodies. While OlympiquedeMarseille was busy collecting fouls like they were rare trading cards, the Jurassic Raptors FC looked like they were still trying to figure out if they were playing soccer or just practicing their prehistoric impression of standing still. 🦖

The second half was a masterclass in frustration, specifically during the 62nd minute when Jurassic Raptors FC were gifted a penalty, only to turn it into an absolute disaster. It was a moment of pure, unadulterated comedy that would make a Sunday league team blush. OlympiquedeMarseille continued their reckless streak, racking up fouls and a yellow card, proving that their only real skill is testing the referee's patience rather than the goalkeeper's reflexes.

Just when the spectators were about to lose the will to live, Jurassic Raptors FC pulled a rabbit out of a hat with a stunning free-kick goal in the 87th minute. The final 1-1 scoreline perfectly reflects the sheer lack of ambition on display from both sides. A late yellow card for Jurassic Raptors FC in stoppage time was the final cherry on top of this chaotic, messy, and frankly hilarious sundae of a match. ⚽️

Match details

La Fosse aux Raptors (Jurassic Raptors FC)

32199 spectators

No extra time

Pitch view

Rugo
172 pts
18 yrs
John HAMMOND
256 pts
19 yrs
Robert MU...
255 pts
19 yrs
Ray ARNOLD
255 pts
21 yrs
Barry SEM...
255 pts
21 yrs
Donald GE...
256 pts
21 yrs
Ian MALCOLM
254 pts
21 yrs
Erik KIRBY
254 pts
22 yrs
Lex MURPHY
257 pts
20 yrs
Henry WU
256 pts
22 yrs
Dennis NEDRY
255 pts
22 yrs
Xusi
300 pts
18 yrs
Guillaume...
249 pts
24 yrs
Xaco
245 pts
22 yrs
Fabien Pi...
283 pts
22 yrs
Pavard
241 pts
28 yrs
Xeqa
252 pts
21 yrs
Payet
231 pts
26 yrs
Deschamps
249 pts
26 yrs
Fyqe
236 pts
22 yrs
Sujo
252 pts
24 yrs
Niang
240 pts
28 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    And that is the end of the match, finishing in a 1-1- draw between Jurassic Raptors FC and OlympiquedeMarseille!

  2. 91'

    Yellow card for Ray ARNOLD

    Yellow card for Ray ARNOLD following that foul; he'll need to be on his best behavior for the rest of the match!

  3. 90'

    Undeniable foul! Ray ARNOLD tackles Payet with both feet off the ground!

  4. 87'

    Free kick scored by Ian MALCOLM

    Ian MALCOLM curls his shot perfectly over the wall, the unsighted keeper is too slow to stop it, goal!

  5. 86'

    Guillaume Garnier is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Donald GENNARO's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  6. 83'

    Guillaume Garnier accelerates and passes to Sujo, who can't control the ball; it's a throw-in.

  7. 82'

    Pavard runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by Dennis NEDRY.

  8. 79'

    Erik KIRBY intercepts a pass intended for Guillaume Garnier.

  9. 75'

    Tactical change — Jurassic Raptors FC

    Jurassic Raptors FC modifie sa stratégie.

  10. 75'

    Substitution for Jurassic Raptors FC

    Jurassic Raptors FC effectue un remplacement. Henry WU prend la place de Gerry HARDING.

  11. 75'

    Substitution for Jurassic Raptors FC

    Jurassic Raptors FC effectue un remplacement. Erik KIRBY prend la place de Alan GRANT.

  12. 75'

    Substitution for Jurassic Raptors FC

    Jurassic Raptors FC effectue un remplacement. Donald GENNARO prend la place de Fabu.

  13. 71'

    Alan GRANT wins the ball in midfield and plays it to Rugo, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

  14. 68'

    Shot on target by Payet

    A cross from Pavard finds Payet, who goes for a header. No trouble for the keeper.

  15. 62'

    Penalty missed by Lex MURPHY

    The pressure must have been too much; Lex MURPHY completely miscues the shot, sending it nowhere near the goal!

  16. 62'

    Penalty to Jurassic Raptors FC

    Foul in the penalty area, the referee doesn't hesitate to point to the spot. Lex MURPHY takes responsibility for the spot-kick.

  17. 62'

    Heavy foul by Pavard who charges into Lex MURPHY from behind.

  18. 57'

    Shot off target by Payet

    Oh my, what a strike from Payet, but it just goes over the bar. Unlucky!

  19. 54'

    John HAMMOND and Gerry HARDING are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

  20. 51'

    Save by Lex MURPHY

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by Deschamps, but it goes straight into the arms of Lex MURPHY.

  21. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Jurassic Raptors FC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  22. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour OlympiquedeMarseille.

  23. 43'

    Free kick by Ian MALCOLM

    Ian MALCOLM takes the free kick, the ball goes very high and seems to be dropping into the top corner, but Xusi tips it over.

  24. 43'

    Barry SEMBÈNE dribbles past two opponents, but Pavard decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  25. 39'

    OlympiquedeMarseille and Jurassic Raptors FC are struggling to find solutions, and the match is losing intensity.

  26. 37'

    Payet is on the edge of offside as he receives a superb pass from Fabien Pitaine, but he was indeed offside...

  27. 36'

    Shot off target by Payet

    Payet tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

  28. 31'

    Shot off target by Deschamps

    Deschamps waits for an option, but none comes, so he goes for it and shoots! Way over the bar.

  29. 29'

    Pavard delivers a cross far beyond the back post while Payet was all alone in front of the goal.

  30. 27'

    OlympiquedeMarseille is currently dominating in midfield, pushing Jurassic Raptors FC back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!

  31. 25'

    Like a true magician, Niang skips past Gerry HARDING with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!

  32. 19'

    Shot off target by Xeqa

    Xeqa tries his luck from 35 meters out, but it flies way over. That would have been 3 points in rugby!

  33. 15'

    A surging run from Dennis NEDRY looking for a one-two with Rugo, but the latter is blocked.

  34. 10'

    Yellow card for Xeqa

    What card, ref? No surprise here, Xeqa just picked up a yellow card.

  35. 9'

    Xeqa is late on Rugo, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  36. 4'

    Goal for OlympiquedeMarseille! Niang

    A powerful strike from Deschamps, the keeper spills the ball and Niang pounces to score. GOAL!

  37. 0'

    Kick-off

    Hello everyone, and welcome to this great matchup between Jurassic Raptors FC and OlympiquedeMarseille.

Key stats

Jurassic Raptors FC OlympiquedeMarseille
1 Goals 1
2 Shots on target 3
0 Shots off target 4
1 Fouls 4
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Ian MALCOLM 87'

Scorers

  • Niang 4' Deschamps

Team sheet

Jurassic Raptors FC

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 91'

Midfield

  • 87'

Attack

Substitutes

OlympiquedeMarseille

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 10'

Attack

  • 4'

Substitutes

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