Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 74'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! PROUT PISTOL

    And PROUT PISTOL scores! From a cross, L.Chevalier clears it poorly and the ball lands straight at the feet of PROUT PISTOL, who calmly slots it home... What a comedy of errors!

  2. 71'

    W.Pacho goes down injured

    W.Pacho only gets up after several long seconds; he appears to be suffering from a calf injury.

  3. 69'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! CAPTAIN CROTTE

    GROS GROS PIGNOUF plays a superb through ball to CAPTAIN CROTTE, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.

  4. 64'

    Red card for BOUDIN CRU

    Following that bad foul, the referee rightly produces a red card for BOUDIN CRU.

  5. 49'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! KNAKI DURE

    STEPH LA BELETTE breaks away down the left and delivers a pinpoint cross for KNAKI DURE, who has an easy tap-in to find the back of the net.

  6. 42'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! CAPTAIN CROTTE

    It's a corner! STEPH LA BELETTE plays it along the ground to CAPTAIN CROTTE, who produces a fantastic backheel that leaves the keeper with no chance!

  7. 35'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! STEPH LA BELETTE

    GOAL! STEPH LA BELETTE steps over Vitinha and blasts it into the top corner. What a beautiful goal!

  8. 17'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! PROUT PISTOL

    Counter-attack led by CAPTAIN CROTTE, he charges down the right and squares a low ball for PROUT PISTOL, who cleverly side-foots it into the net.

What a pathetic display by Les Sharks 61! It wasn't so much a football match as it was a culinary massacre. From the very first minute, LE ROI KEBAB arrived with the heat of a high-powered spit, shredding the defense of Les Sharks 61 with clinical precision. By the time the dust settled on a 0-6 scoreline, the only thing the Sharks had managed to produce was a single shot on target and one poor soul leaving the pitch injured. It was less of a sporting contest and more of an organized demolition job that left the spectators wondering if the Sharks had accidentally wandered onto the wrong field.

LE ROI KEBAB dominated every blade of grass, racking up 9 shots on target while playing with a level of aggression that bordered on chaotic. Even when they were reduced to ten men following a red card at the 64th minute, they didn't blink. They simply kept slicing through the opposition's non-existent resistance. While Les Sharks 61 spent their afternoon missing free kicks and failing to find the frame, the Kings were busy adding goal after goal to their tally, turning the scoreboard into a mockery of professional sportsmanship. 🍗

The incompetence of Les Sharks 61 was truly something to behold—zero fouls committed suggests they were either playing like saints or, more likely, were never close enough to the ball to actually challenge anyone. Meanwhile, LE ROI KEBAB walked away with the victory, four fouls, a red card, and a sense of absolute superiority. If this is the level of competition in our league, maybe it’s time for the Sharks to hang up their boots and consider a career in a less physically demanding field. A total embarrassment for one side, and a spicy, one-sided feast for the other. 🤡

Match details

On 29/08/2026 09:30

Parc des Princes (Les Sharks 61)

27599 spectators

No extra time

L.Chevalier
260 pts
26 yrs
N.Mendes
238 pts
29 yrs
Marquinhos
239 pts
18 yrs
W.Pacho
285 pts
24 yrs
A.Hakimi
241 pts
20 yrs
Vitinha
247 pts
22 yrs
J.Neves
239 pts
21 yrs
F.Ruiz
238 pts
17 yrs
D.Doue
236 pts
27 yrs
A.Loubiere
236 pts
22 yrs
O.Dembele
239 pts
26 yrs
PACO RABAT
261 pts
24 yrs
KNAKI MOLLE
294 pts
21 yrs
BOUDIN CRU
278 pts
22 yrs
BOUDIN CUIT
287 pts
26 yrs
KNAKI DURE
294 pts
24 yrs
CAPTAIN C...
302 pts
30 yrs
PEIGNE CUL
316 pts
23 yrs
STEPH LA ...
309 pts
27 yrs
PROUT PISTOL
308 pts
24 yrs
POOP CATA...
300 pts
22 yrs
GROS GROS...
293 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    A great win for LE ROI KEBAB; Les Sharks 61 will need to bounce back in their next match.

  2. 88'

    LE ROI KEBAB has settled on the ball and is moving it well, looking for an opening; Les Sharks 61 will struggle to win it back.

  3. 84'

    Save by L.Chevalier

    From a cut-back, PROUT PISTOL hits a volley on target, but L.Chevalier tips it onto his right post! What a world-class play.

  4. 81'

    STEPH LA BELETTE humiliates O.Dembele with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  5. 80'

    LE ROI KEBAB is currently dominating in midfield, pushing Les Sharks 61 back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!

  6. 74'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! PROUT PISTOL

    And PROUT PISTOL scores! From a cross, L.Chevalier clears it poorly and the ball lands straight at the feet of PROUT PISTOL, who calmly slots it home... What a comedy of errors!

  7. 71'

    W.Pacho goes down injured

    W.Pacho only gets up after several long seconds; he appears to be suffering from a calf injury.

  8. 71'

    Hard tackle by BOUDIN CUIT on W.Pacho, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  9. 69'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! CAPTAIN CROTTE

    GROS GROS PIGNOUF plays a superb through ball to CAPTAIN CROTTE, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.

  10. 64'

    Red card for BOUDIN CRU

    Following that bad foul, the referee rightly produces a red card for BOUDIN CRU.

  11. 63'

    N.Mendes starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from BOUDIN CRU, who commits a very bad foul.

  12. 61'

    Free kick by D.Doue

    D.Doue steps up and... poor pigeon.

  13. 60'

    PROUT PISTOL puts in a heavy tackle on D.Doue during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  14. 57'

    GROS GROS PIGNOUF and PEIGNE CUL have a misunderstanding, and the opposition recovers the ball.

  15. 55'

    Great defending from KNAKI DURE, who manages to pin N.Mendes at the corner flag and eventually nicks the ball away!

  16. 53'

    Shot off target by POOP CATAPULT

    POOP CATAPULT beats two defenders and feeds CAPTAIN CROTTE, who attempts a curling shot. The ball kisses the right post.

  17. 49'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! KNAKI DURE

    STEPH LA BELETTE breaks away down the left and delivers a pinpoint cross for KNAKI DURE, who has an easy tap-in to find the back of the net.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Les Sharks 61 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour LE ROI KEBAB.

  20. 42'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! CAPTAIN CROTTE

    It's a corner! STEPH LA BELETTE plays it along the ground to CAPTAIN CROTTE, who produces a fantastic backheel that leaves the keeper with no chance!

  21. 39'

    Free kick by D.Doue

    It is a free kick, D.Doue curls it over the wall, but PACO RABAT catches it easily.

  22. 39'

    Undeniable foul! BOUDIN CRU tackles J.Neves with both feet off the ground!

  23. 35'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! STEPH LA BELETTE

    GOAL! STEPH LA BELETTE steps over Vitinha and blasts it into the top corner. What a beautiful goal!

  24. 31'

    Shot off target by A.Hakimi

    A.Hakimi dribbles past three defenders and shoots from 25 meters. The ball hits the crossbar! What a shame!

  25. 26'

    Shot on target by CAPTAIN CROTTE

    That was close! CAPTAIN CROTTE dances past three defenders before firing a shot that the keeper palms away, unable to hold on.

  26. 21'

    F.Ruiz humiliates BOUDIN CUIT with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  27. 17'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! PROUT PISTOL

    Counter-attack led by CAPTAIN CROTTE, he charges down the right and squares a low ball for PROUT PISTOL, who cleverly side-foots it into the net.

  28. 15'

    POOP CATAPULT and KNAKI DURE are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.

  29. 10'

    Shot off target by J.Neves

    Great solo effort from J.Neves, cutting inside from the left and firing a powerful shot into the side netting!

  30. 4'

    BOUDIN CRU plays a ball over the top for PEIGNE CUL in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

  31. 1'

    Shot on target by POOP CATAPULT

    Magnificent 30-meter strike from POOP CATAPULT. The keeper gathers the ball at the second attempt.

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    The highly anticipated match between Les Sharks 61 and LE ROI KEBAB has just kicked off. The stadium is electric.

Key stats

Les Sharks 61 LE ROI KEBAB
40% Possession 60%
0 Goals 6
1 Shots on target 9
3 Shots off target 1
0 Fouls 4
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 1
1 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • PROUT PISTOL 74'
  • CAPTAIN CROTTE 69' GROS GROS PIGNOUF
  • KNAKI DURE 49' STEPH LA BELETTE
  • CAPTAIN CROTTE 42' STEPH LA BELETTE
  • STEPH LA BELETTE 35'
  • PROUT PISTOL 17' CAPTAIN CROTTE

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 71'

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 64'
  • 49'

Midfield

  • 69'42'17'
  • 35'49'42'

Attack

  • 74'17'
  • 69'

Substitutes

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