Championship On 28/08/2026 20:30

Full time

JMFC/59 4-4-2

3-1

HT: 2 - 1

Key moments

  1. 54'

    Goal for JMFC/59! Tomi

    Joueur7 picks up the ball on the left, beats the defense for pace, and delivers a perfect cross to Tomi, who is all alone in front of goal and just has to tap it in!!!

  2. 35'

    Goal for JMFC/59! Zeky

    Joueur6 whips in the corner; the keeper fumbles it onto the head of Zeky, who scores off the post.

  3. 15'

    Goal for Team Retro/91! Popu

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Popu pulls off a stepover, beats Joueur4, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  4. 8'

    Goal for JMFC/59! Tomi

    Following a great counter-attack, Joueur6 breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Tomi is there to finish. A textbook goal!

  5. 3'

    Yellow card for Boudaoui

    Boudaoui receives a yellow card; he won't be able to defend the same way anymore...

What a display of sheer footballing irony! JMFC/59 dismantled Team Retro/91 with a 3-1 victory that felt more like a lesson in cold-blooded clinical finishing than a standard match. While Team Retro/91 seemed intent on turning the pitch into a target practice range for local pigeons—racking up a comical six off-target shots—JMFC/59 simply did what they do best: put the ball in the net. The tone was set as early as the 3rd minute when Team Retro/91 picked up a yellow card, clearly deciding that if they couldn't play football, they might as well play bumper cars. ⚽

The drama peaked in the 52nd minute when Team Retro/91 was handed a golden ticket in the form of a penalty. One might have expected a comeback, but instead, we witnessed a spectacular choke that surely left their fans questioning their life choices. Having missed that sitter, they promptly watched JMFC/59 stroll down the pitch two minutes later to bury their third goal of the day. It was the ultimate "anything you can do, I can do better" moment, leaving Team Retro/91 looking like they were running in quicksand for the remainder of the match.

By the final whistle, the statistics painted a hilarious picture: JMFC/59 were surgeons with their 5 shots on target, while Team Retro/91 were essentially throwing darts blindfolded. Despite the two fouls from each side and the desperate late-game flailing, the result was never truly in doubt. JMFC/59 walked away with the bragging rights, proving that in this league, you don't need fancy possession stats if you actually know how to aim at the goal. Better luck next time, Team Retro/91—maybe invest in some target practice before the next season! 🤡

Match details

Stade JMFC (JMFC/59)

13300 spectators

No extra time

Pitch view

Xoda
170 pts
20 yrs
Joueur3
120 pts
32 yrs
Joueur4
120 pts
30 yrs
Nicolas D...
136 pts
26 yrs
Joueur2
120 pts
25 yrs
Léon Clement
167 pts
28 yrs
Joueur8
120 pts
30 yrs
Joueur7
120 pts
25 yrs
Joueur6
120 pts
29 yrs
Tomi
168 pts
20 yrs
Zeky
170 pts
20 yrs
Alexis Pilet
205 pts
30 yrs
John Terr...
217 pts
30 yrs
Ramos
225 pts
33 yrs
Valentin ...
205 pts
28 yrs
Popu
217 pts
20 yrs
Boudaoui
212 pts
26 yrs
Dayot Upa...
220 pts
31 yrs
Vyry
172 pts
19 yrs
Pyvo
227 pts
20 yrs
Zoby
225 pts
20 yrs
Hyhe
174 pts
19 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    After a thrilling match, JMFC/59 takes the win over Team Retro/91.

  2. 90'

    Joueur3 cannot stop Zoby, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  3. 87'

    Joueur8's pass is completely off target and goes straight out for a throw-in. Boudaoui watches him and laughs.

  4. 84'

    Shot off target by Zoby

    Zoby is through on goal after a superb pass from Vyry, but he chips it too much and it goes over. Everyone thought that was in!

  5. 80'

    Shot off target by Dayot Upamecano

    Big miss! Dayot Upamecano cuts the ball back to Boudaoui. After a great touch he is one-on-one with the keeper, but his powerful strike is off target! What a waste...

  6. 76'

    Nice pass from Joueur8 to Joueur4, but unfortunately he zigged while Joueur4 zagged.

  7. 73'

    Team Retro/91 are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave JMFC/59's half.

  8. 71'

    Popu goes down in the box under pressure from Joueur2. The referee waves play on.

  9. 70'

    Shot on target by Zeky

    Joueur6 plays it first time to Zeky, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.

  10. 65'

    Hyhe is on fire, performing a brilliant roulette to beat his marker, Joueur6.

  11. 59'

    Shot off target by Pyvo

    Pyvo lays it back to Hyhe, who unleashes a missile! But it's no trouble; the ball is nowhere near the post.

  12. 56'

    It is all one-way traffic right now! Team Retro/91 has the ball, but can JMFC/59 hold off this attack?

  13. 54'

    Goal for JMFC/59! Tomi

    Joueur7 picks up the ball on the left, beats the defense for pace, and delivers a perfect cross to Tomi, who is all alone in front of goal and just has to tap it in!!!

  14. 52'

    Penalty missed by Zoby

    Zoby strikes it hard down the middle, but the ball smashes against the crossbar!

  15. 52'

    Penalty to Team Retro/91

    PENALTY!!!! All the players are surrounding the referee, but he points to the spot... Zoby is stepping up.

  16. 52'

    Zoby dribbles past two opponents, but Xoda decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  17. 46'

    Save by Xoda

    Xoda can only deflect this curling shot from the edge of the box by Popu out for a corner.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Team Retro/91 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour JMFC/59.

  20. 43'

    Shot off target by Boudaoui

    Looking sharp tonight, Boudaoui tries his luck with a long-range effort that misses the target.

  21. 41'

    Shot off target by Dayot Upamecano

    Off the post for Dayot Upamecano! Through on goal, he beats the keeper but hits the woodwork!

  22. 40'

    Team Retro/91 are keeping the ball and running down the clock; JMFC/59 need to respond!

  23. 35'

    Goal for JMFC/59! Zeky

    Joueur6 whips in the corner; the keeper fumbles it onto the head of Zeky, who scores off the post.

  24. 29'

    Free kick by Zeky

    Zeky steps up to take the free kick but his standing foot slips as he strikes it. The ball hits the wall.

  25. 28'

    Ramos is late on Léon Clement, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  26. 23'

    Team Retro/91 is passing the ball around, with JMFC/59 trying to win it back.

  27. 19'

    Shot off target by Popu

    Popu tries a curling shot from the edge of the box, it goes just wide...

  28. 16'

    Joueur3 intercepts a pass intended for Pyvo.

  29. 15'

    Goal for Team Retro/91! Popu

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Popu pulls off a stepover, beats Joueur4, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  30. 12'

    A dangerous cross from Zoby is easily dealt with by Joueur3, who clears with a header.

  31. 8'

    Goal for JMFC/59! Tomi

    Following a great counter-attack, Joueur6 breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Tomi is there to finish. A textbook goal!

  32. 3'

    Free kick by Zeky

    Watch out, Zeky steps up, oh it's over, just shaving the frame! Alexis Pilet didn't even move!

  33. 3'

    Yellow card for Boudaoui

    Boudaoui receives a yellow card; he won't be able to defend the same way anymore...

  34. 3'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Joueur8, Boudaoui can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  35. 1'

    Great team play, it is a shame a poor touch from Zoby brings the move to an end.

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    The stadium is buzzing. The whistle has just blown, and both teams are set for a huge 90-minute battle!

Key stats

JMFC/59 Team Retro/91
3 Goals 1
5 Shots on target 2
1 Shots off target 6
2 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Tomi 54' Joueur7
  • Zeky 35' Joueur6
  • Tomi 8' Joueur6

Scorers

  • Popu 15'

Team sheet

JMFC/59

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 54'8'
  • 35'

Substitutes

Team Retro/91

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 15'
  • 3'

Attack

Substitutes

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