Championship

Full time

1-4

HT: 0 - 2

Key moments

  1. 70'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Bistouquette

    Following a poor clearance by Peuf, Bistouquette finds himself alone at the penalty spot and opens his foot perfectly to beat the keeper.

  2. 60'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Poutre

    Chaise wins the ball and charges upfield. He draws in the defenders before sliding it to Poutre, who just has to slot it home.

  3. 49'

    Goal for FC BBL! MDMA

    Goal! After a brilliant one-two between MDMA and Amsterdamer, MDMA attempts to chip the keeper and the ball nestles into the top corner! A magnificent lob from MDMA!

  4. 41'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Chaise

    A through ball from Poutre finds Chaise, who beats the offside trap and Chaise beats the keeper with his right foot.

  5. 36'

    Goal for FC Mulet! TheThe

    Corner! Poutre whips it in, and TheThe capitalizes on the defense's hesitation to blast a left-footed volley past the keeper!

What a pathetic display of football we witnessed today! The FC BBL squad looked like they were playing in slippers, managing a measly 2 shots on target while stumbling through the entire ninety minutes. It was an absolute masterclass in how not to play the beautiful game, with their only goal at the 49th minute serving as nothing more than a consolation prize in a wreckage they called a match.

On the other side, FC Mulet arrived with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. Despite racking up 5 fouls, they played with a clinical edge that made the FC BBL defense look like cardboard cutouts. After a tense start, FC Mulet broke the deadlock at the 36th minute with a corner, followed by a relentless barrage that left the scoreline at a humiliating 1-4. It was pure tactical dominance, punctuated by a relentless offensive spirit that simply overwhelmed their hapless opponents. ⚽

By the time the final whistle blew, the FC Mulet fans were singing in the stands while the FC BBL players looked like they were desperately searching for the exit. With 5 shots on target and a total disregard for the sanctity of the opposition's goal, FC Mulet proved that they are the only team on the pitch with a pulse this season. A disastrous afternoon for FC BBL, and frankly, a hilarious one for the rest of us! 🤡

Match details

On 28/08/2026 12:30

Stade FC BBL (FC BBL)

44400 spectators

No extra time

Oreillette
438 pts
30 yrs
Baguette
382 pts
33 yrs
Pain
389 pts
30 yrs
Kiki
392 pts
34 yrs
Pitchoune
384 pts
30 yrs
Peuf
391 pts
31 yrs
Blanche
390 pts
28 yrs
MDMA
391 pts
34 yrs
Mega Demon
387 pts
29 yrs
Amsterdamer
393 pts
28 yrs
Vitesse
385 pts
28 yrs
Kekette
423 pts
29 yrs
Fourchette
383 pts
29 yrs
Table
384 pts
29 yrs
Chapeau
381 pts
33 yrs
Casquette
386 pts
33 yrs
Bistouquette
384 pts
28 yrs
Chaise
384 pts
31 yrs
Meuble
380 pts
31 yrs
Gamberge
385 pts
31 yrs
TheThe
379 pts
28 yrs
Poutre
370 pts
32 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    A match dominated from start to finish by FC Mulet who take the win; FC BBL could do nothing about it!

  2. 88'

    A dangerous cross from Peuf is easily dealt with by Meuble, who clears with a header.

  3. 86'

    FC Mulet is playing the ball around at the back, forcing FC BBL's defensive block to push up.

  4. 83'

    FC Mulet are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave FC BBL's half.

  5. 78'

    Heavy foul by Meuble who charges into Vitesse from behind.

  6. 76'

    Pitchoune overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on Fourchette, but it does not come off.

  7. 70'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Bistouquette

    Following a poor clearance by Peuf, Bistouquette finds himself alone at the penalty spot and opens his foot perfectly to beat the keeper.

  8. 66'

    Amsterdamer goes down in the box under pressure from Chapeau. The referee waves play on.

  9. 63'

    Fourchette is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Kiki.

  10. 60'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Poutre

    Chaise wins the ball and charges upfield. He draws in the defenders before sliding it to Poutre, who just has to slot it home.

  11. 58'

    Shot off target by Meuble

    Meuble hits a magnificent cross-field pass to TheThe, who controls the ball and shoots!! But the keeper, alert, lets it go wide.

  12. 54'

    FC Mulet's central defense is rock solid, FC BBL are looking for a way to break them down.

  13. 50'

    Shot off target by Pitchoune

    Great work from Pitchoune on the wing. He looks up and sends a cross-field ball to find Amsterdamer. Unfortunately, his volley goes well over the goal.

  14. 49'

    Goal for FC BBL! MDMA

    Goal! After a brilliant one-two between MDMA and Amsterdamer, MDMA attempts to chip the keeper and the ball nestles into the top corner! A magnificent lob from MDMA!

  15. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC BBL va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  16. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour FC Mulet.

  17. 41'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Chaise

    A through ball from Poutre finds Chaise, who beats the offside trap and Chaise beats the keeper with his right foot.

  18. 36'

    Goal for FC Mulet! TheThe

    Corner! Poutre whips it in, and TheThe capitalizes on the defense's hesitation to blast a left-footed volley past the keeper!

  19. 34'

    Chaise just tackled Kiki with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  20. 33'

    Shot on target by Amsterdamer

    Amsterdamer approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and Blanche fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!

  21. 28'

    Chaise dribbles past two opponents, but Peuf decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  22. 25'

    Shot off target by Vitesse

    Vitesse tries a curling shot from the edge of the box, it goes just wide...

  23. 22'

    Tactical change — FC BBL

    FC BBL modifie sa stratégie.

  24. 22'

    What a horror tackle! Fourchette drives his studs into Vitesse's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  25. 20'

    Poutre takes too long to release the ball and Table is caught offside.

  26. 16'

    FC Mulet are really struggling to get a foothold in the game; FC BBL are pressing as soon as their opponents have the ball.

  27. 15'

    It is all one-way traffic right now! FC BBL has the ball, but can FC Mulet hold off this attack?

  28. 9'

    FC BBL is pressing very intensely, forcing FC Mulet to bypass their midfield and play long balls to their forwards.

  29. 6'

    Free kick by Amsterdamer

    Amsterdamer runs up and blasts it into the stands. What a waste!

  30. 6'

    Undeniable foul! Fourchette tackles Baguette with both feet off the ground!

  31. 3'

    Save by Oreillette

    Meuble fires a great shot on goal, but Oreillette saves it without much trouble.

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are off in a match that we hope will deliver on all its promises in terms of excitement and intensity!

Key stats

FC BBL FC Mulet
57% Possession 43%
1 Goals 4
2 Shots on target 5
3 Shots off target 1
1 Fouls 5
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • MDMA 49' Amsterdamer

Scorers

  • Bistouquette 70'
  • Poutre 60' Chaise
  • Chaise 41' Poutre
  • TheThe 36' Poutre

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 49'

Attack

  • 49'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 70'
  • 41'60'

Attack

  • 36'
  • 60'41'36'

Substitutes

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