Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 85'

    Free kick scored by Kichos Fc

    curls his shot perfectly over the wall, the unsighted keeper is too slow to stop it, goal!

  2. 74'

    Yellow card for

    Yellow card for ! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

  3. 72'

    Goal for Kichos Fc! Q. Ndjantou

    Goal! Q. Ndjantou nutmegs Joueur2 and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  4. 70'

    Goal for Kichos Fc! King of USA

    Toni Kro hits a long cross-field pass to King of USA, who executes an extraordinary volley! It is a goal!

  5. 59'

    Goal for Kichos Fc! Gety

    Toni Kro takes the corner, it's cleared by the defense, but Gety picks up the rebound and fires it into the net. GOAL!!!

  6. 37'

    Goal for Kichos Fc! Q. Ndjantou

    A lightning-fast counter-attack sees play Q. Ndjantou in behind the defense. He is one-on-one with the keeper and slots it home with the inside of his boot.

  7. 32'

    Goal for Kichos Fc! King of USA

    King of USA shoots from outside the box, the ball hits the left post and goes into the net. The keeper didn't even move.

  8. 18'

    Goal for Kichos Fc!

    Gety dummies to shoot and squares it to the unmarked , who beats the keeper.

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public service announcement on why you should probably practice your defense before showing up to a league game. Kichos Fc absolutely dismantled FC GSHC SFC SLB in a brutal 0-7 slaughter that left the visitors looking like they had forgotten which sport they were playing. By the 18th minute, Kichos Fc had already opened the floodgates, and from there, it was a one-sided traffic accident where FC GSHC SFC SLB were the ones getting hit by the bus.

The statistics tell a story of complete and utter dominance. While Kichos Fc peppered the goal with 8 shots on target, FC GSHC SFC SLB managed a pathetic lone shot on target, likely a desperate prayer that the goalkeeper accidentally caught. It was a masterclass in efficiency for the winners, especially with that clinical corner goal in the 59th minute and a glorious free-kick finish in the 85th to put the final nail in the coffin. FC GSHC SFC SLB spent most of the afternoon chasing shadows and committing fouls, clearly frustrated by their inability to touch the ball for more than three seconds at a time. ⚽

The only thing Kichos Fc struggled with was their own discipline, picking up a yellow card in the 74th minute—perhaps a boredom-induced act of rebellion since they had nothing left to prove on the scoreboard. As for FC GSHC SFC SLB, the final whistle was the kindest thing anyone has done for them all day. If this is what passes for a championship performance, they might want to consider switching to checkers or perhaps a nice, quiet game of tag in a basement where nobody is watching. A truly embarrassing display that will haunt their dreams for weeks to come. 🤡

Match details

On 27/08/2026 19:30

Stade FC GSHC SFC SLB (FC GSHC SFC SLB)

2800 spectators

No extra time

Joueur1
249 pts
32 yrs
Joueur5
265 pts
34 yrs
Joueur4
261 pts
35 yrs
Joueur3
262 pts
33 yrs
Joueur2
263 pts
34 yrs
Joueur8
264 pts
34 yrs
Joueur6
256 pts
36 yrs
Joueur7
257 pts
31 yrs
Joueur10
239 pts
36 yrs
Joueur9
263 pts
29 yrs
Joueur11
260 pts
32 yrs
Shaheef B...
276 pts
24 yrs
Duvu
274 pts
23 yrs
Dufi
256 pts
25 yrs
Gety
247 pts
24 yrs
King of USA
559 pts
21 yrs
Toni Kro
276 pts
21 yrs
Q. Ndjantou
266 pts
24 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    That's the end of the match; Kichos Fc has defeated FC GSHC SFC SLB in style.

  2. 89'

    Toni Kro wins the ball in midfield and plays it to Duvu, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

  3. 87'

    Shot off target by

    tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

  4. 85'

    Free kick scored by Kichos Fc

    curls his shot perfectly over the wall, the unsighted keeper is too slow to stop it, goal!

  5. 84'

    dribbles past two opponents, but Joueur11 decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  6. 79'

    Kichos Fc's central defense is rock solid, FC GSHC SFC SLB are looking for a way to break them down.

  7. 74'

    Yellow card for

    Yellow card for ! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

  8. 74'

    What a horror tackle! drives his studs into Joueur8's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  9. 72'

    Goal for Kichos Fc! Q. Ndjantou

    Goal! Q. Ndjantou nutmegs Joueur2 and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  10. 70'

    Goal for Kichos Fc! King of USA

    Toni Kro hits a long cross-field pass to King of USA, who executes an extraordinary volley! It is a goal!

  11. 66'

    Free kick by

    unleashes a rocket that ends up in the stands.

  12. 65'

    Joueur5 is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on King of USA.

  13. 64'

    FC GSHC SFC SLB is barely seeing the ball as Kichos Fc dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the Kichos Fc fans, who have started a Mexican wave.

  14. 61'

    Shot off target by Joueur6

    Joueur6 waits for an option, but none comes, so he goes for it and shoots! Way over the bar.

  15. 59'

    Goal for Kichos Fc! Gety

    Toni Kro takes the corner, it's cleared by the defense, but Gety picks up the rebound and fires it into the net. GOAL!!!

  16. 53'

    Dufi catches Joueur10's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  17. 51'

    King of USA commits a heavy foul, tackling Joueur6 from behind with both feet off the ground.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC GSHC SFC SLB va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour Kichos Fc.

  20. 41'

    Joueur9 starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from , who commits a very bad foul.

  21. 39'

    Shot on target by

    puts on a clinic in midfield, accelerating through three defenders before setting up , whose left-footed shot from the edge of the box is blocked.

  22. 37'

    Goal for Kichos Fc! Q. Ndjantou

    A lightning-fast counter-attack sees play Q. Ndjantou in behind the defense. He is one-on-one with the keeper and slots it home with the inside of his boot.

  23. 32'

    Goal for Kichos Fc! King of USA

    King of USA shoots from outside the box, the ball hits the left post and goes into the net. The keeper didn't even move.

  24. 27'

    Gety humiliates Joueur2 with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  25. 23'

    tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Joueur2, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

  26. 22'

    Shot off target by Toni Kro

    Breaking down the right wing, Toni Kro spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!

  27. 18'

    Goal for Kichos Fc!

    Gety dummies to shoot and squares it to the unmarked , who beats the keeper.

  28. 17'

    Joueur11 goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. Shaheef Berda wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.

  29. 15'

    Joueur3 attempts a tough tackle on Shaheef Berda but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  30. 11'

    Shot on target by Joueur11

    That was close! Joueur11 dances past three defenders before firing a shot that the keeper palms away, unable to hold on.

  31. 7'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, Toni Kro pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Joueur2. Pure class.

  32. 3'

    Shot off target by King of USA

    Great solo effort from King of USA, cutting inside from the left and firing a powerful shot into the side netting!

  33. 0'

    Kick-off

    The teams are taking the pitch, the fans are unveiling their tifos, it promises to be an intense match!

Key stats

FC GSHC SFC SLB Kichos Fc
31% Possession 69%
0 Goals 7
1 Shots on target 8
1 Shots off target 4
3 Fouls 4
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • #29296 85'
  • Q. Ndjantou 72'
  • King of USA 70' Toni Kro
  • Gety 59' Toni Kro
  • Q. Ndjantou 37'
  • King of USA 32'
  • #29296 18' Gety

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 59'18'

Midfield

  • 70'32'
  • 70'59'
  • 72'37'

Attack

  • 85'18'74'
  • 37'

Substitutes

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