Championship On 27/08/2026 14:30

Full time

0-4

HT: 0 - 2

Key moments

  1. 82'

    Free kick scored by Spé Sniper

    Spé Sniper takes his run-up, shoots... And scores! A superb curling effort!

  2. 72'

    Goal for FC LUDOVIC! Spé Sniper

    From this magnificent cross by Pezenas, Spé Sniper side-foots it home to score!

  3. 39'

    Free kick scored by Spé Sniper

    What a goal! After focusing, Spé Sniper curls this free kick beautifully into the top corner. lopes had no chance on that ball.

  4. 16'

    Toji goes down injured

    Toji is on the ground and cannot get back up.

  5. 5'

    Goal for FC LUDOVIC! Joueur5

    Stormkovich clears it long, Joueur5 uses his pace to beat his marker and is one-on-one with the keeper; he dummies the shot and taps it into an empty net.

What a pathetic display of amateurism we witnessed today as le vendeen turned the pitch into their personal playground for committing fouls rather than playing football. While they managed to rack up a staggering six fouls, they clearly forgot that the objective is to put the ball in the net, not the opponent. FC LUDOVIC, on the other hand, arrived with a clinical precision that bordered on cruel, dismantling their hapless hosts with a ruthless 0-4 scoreline that honestly could have been even uglier. ⚽

The nightmare for le vendeen began early with a goal at the 5th minute, setting the tone for a match defined by their complete inability to defend. Even when FC LUDOVIC suffered an unfortunate injury at the 16th minute, the home side couldn't capitalize on the numerical advantage, choosing instead to hack away at their rivals. By the time the second free-kick goal sailed into the net at the 82nd minute, it was clear that le vendeen weren't just playing a match; they were attending a masterclass in how to get embarrassed in front of their own fans.

Statistically, the gulf in class was laughable: FC LUDOVIC played with the elegance of a disciplined unit, committing zero fouls while carving through the defense at will. Meanwhile, le vendeen spent their afternoon firing shots into the stratosphere and lunging into tackles like they were auditioning for a rugby team. It was a dark day for le vendeen, a total tactical surrender, and a glorious afternoon for the clinical giants of FC LUDOVIC. Better luck next time, though I wouldn't bet on it. 🤡

Match details

stade de nalliers (le vendeen)

27200 spectators

No extra time

Pitch view

lopes
200 pts
27 yrs
marcel de...
229 pts
26 yrs
thierry t...
205 pts
26 yrs
william a...
221 pts
29 yrs
mario yespes
243 pts
28 yrs
henry michel
225 pts
25 yrs
jose touré
248 pts
26 yrs
didier de...
241 pts
30 yrs
pecout
216 pts
31 yrs
pedros
237 pts
20 yrs
baronchelli
224 pts
19 yrs
Yanis Roche
306 pts
24 yrs
Tomas Araujo
268 pts
28 yrs
Pierrot
265 pts
31 yrs
Thiago Silva
266 pts
30 yrs
Joueur5
261 pts
30 yrs
Spé Sniper
258 pts
29 yrs
Stormkovich
298 pts
26 yrs
James Nor...
259 pts
31 yrs
Toji
320 pts
26 yrs
Pezenas
260 pts
26 yrs
Nikola St...
300 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    It is over. FC LUDOVIC wins the match by a score of 4-0 against le vendeen.

  2. 89'

    Shot off target by pecout

    Following a nice combination between pecout and jose touré, jose touré backheels the ball into the middle for pecout, who unleashes a rocket... into the stands.

  3. 85'

    Pierrot bursts down the right wing and tries to cut it back for Joueur5, but it goes straight to a defender who clears it. A missed opportunity.

  4. 83'

    A lightning-fast counter-attack led by Spé Sniper, who chooses to go alone... What a waste, Pierrot was completely unmarked!

  5. 82'

    Free kick scored by Spé Sniper

    Spé Sniper takes his run-up, shoots... And scores! A superb curling effort!

  6. 82'

    didier deschamps just tackled Yanis Roche with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  7. 78'

    thierry tusseau makes no attempt to play the ball there! Thiago Silva is on the ground. It is a foul.

  8. 73'

    Save by Yanis Roche

    jose touré tries to chip the keeper from 30 meters, but he sensed the danger and caught the ball.

  9. 72'

    Goal for FC LUDOVIC! Spé Sniper

    From this magnificent cross by Pezenas, Spé Sniper side-foots it home to score!

  10. 67'

    Shot off target by James Norrington

    James Norrington hits a magnificent cross-field pass to Joueur5, who controls the ball and shoots!! But the keeper, alert, lets it go wide.

  11. 66'

    Shot off target by Spé Sniper

    Stormkovich finds Spé Sniper with a cross-field ball, who controls it with a lovely chest trap and tries a volley. The ball sails into the stands!

  12. 61'

    They are playing in such a tight space, they need to get out of there... What a piece of skill from henry michel to beat two players at once, he can spread it out to pedros immediately.

  13. 55'

    Toji thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined baronchelli.

  14. 54'

    Shot on target by henry michel

    A cross from pecout finds henry michel, who goes for a header. No trouble for the keeper.

  15. 52'

    FC LUDOVIC are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave le vendeen's half.

  16. 48'

    pedros is late on Pezenas, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe le vendeen va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour FC LUDOVIC.

  19. 42'

    Shot off target by James Norrington

    James Norrington tries his luck with his left from the edge of the box! Just over the bar!

  20. 39'

    Free kick scored by Spé Sniper

    What a goal! After focusing, Spé Sniper curls this free kick beautifully into the top corner. lopes had no chance on that ball.

  21. 39'

    Stormkovich dribbles past jose touré with a magnificent nutmeg. jose touré seems annoyed, so he tackles Stormkovich from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  22. 36'

    jose touré intercepts a pass intended for Joueur5.

  23. 33'

    Thiago Silva is through on goal, but henry michel wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

  24. 28'

    Link-up play between pecout and marcel dessailly, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

  25. 23'

    It is all one-way traffic right now! le vendeen has the ball, but can FC LUDOVIC hold off this attack?

  26. 21'

    Joueur5 dribbles past two opponents, but didier deschamps decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  27. 16'

    Toji goes down injured

    Toji is on the ground and cannot get back up.

  28. 15'

    Toji starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from henry michel, who commits a very bad foul.

  29. 10'

    As jose touré heads toward the goal, Pierrot stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!

  30. 7'

    A surging run from Toji looking for a one-two with Spé Sniper, but the latter is blocked.

  31. 5'

    Goal for FC LUDOVIC! Joueur5

    Stormkovich clears it long, Joueur5 uses his pace to beat his marker and is one-on-one with the keeper; he dummies the shot and taps it into an empty net.

  32. 3'

    Shot off target by baronchelli

    baronchelli skins two players and hits the post from thirty-five meters out!!

  33. 0'

    Kick-off

    We are underway between le vendeen and FC LUDOVIC; this match promises to be particularly exciting!

Key stats

le vendeen FC LUDOVIC
0 Goals 4
2 Shots on target 4
2 Shots off target 3
6 Fouls 0
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 1

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Spé Sniper 82'
  • Spé Sniper 72' Pezenas
  • Spé Sniper 39'
  • Joueur5 5' Stormkovich

Team sheet

le vendeen

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

FC LUDOVIC

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 5'

Midfield

  • 82'72'39'

Attack

  • 16'

Substitutes

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