Championship On 25/08/2026 19:30

Full time

Real Madrid CF 3-3-4

1-4

HT: 1 - 2
LOLSC 4-3-3

Key moments

  1. 87'

    Substitution for Real Madrid CF

    Real Madrid CF effectue un remplacement. Rodrygo prend la place de Rudiger.

  2. 86'

    Goal for LOLSC! Tiracoté

    Tiracoté looked like he wanted to cross, but he found the top corner against Chevalier, who cannot believe it. What a lucky goal!

  3. 58'

    Goal for LOLSC! Lachtaballe

    GOAL for Lachtaballe!!! Lachtaballe twists Konate inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  4. 45+2'

    Substitution for Real Madrid CF

    Real Madrid CF effectue un remplacement. Vinicius prend la place de Kipu.

  5. 37'

    Goal for LOLSC! Courpavite

    Tiracoté flicks the ball past two defenders and crosses for Courpavite, who connects with a first-time half-volley that buries itself in the back of the net!

  6. 25'

    Yellow card for Cucurella

    And it's a yellow card for Cucurella. It could have been red, but the referee keeps his cool!

  7. 12'

    Goal for LOLSC! Courpavite

    Controldésorienté flicks the ball past two defenders and crosses for Courpavite, who connects with a first-time half-volley that buries itself in the back of the net!

  8. 5'

    Goal for Real Madrid CF! Mbappé

    Mbappé beats the offside trap and slides the ball between Laisstoupassé's legs. The ball ends up in the back of the net!

What a spectacular disaster for the kings of Europe! The Real Madrid CF fans barely had time to finish their pre-match tapas before the nightmare began. Sure, they took an early lead in the 5th minute, but that was clearly just a cruel prank to give the home crowd a false sense of security. From that moment on, the Real Madrid CF strategy seemed to consist entirely of aggressive fouling and looking confused, racking up eight fouls and a yellow card while offering absolutely nothing in terms of offensive threat. It was less of a tactical masterclass and more of a synchronized temper tantrum. 🤡

On the other side of the pitch, LOLSC played with the kind of clinical precision that makes you wonder if they were playing against professional athletes or a group of tourists who wandered onto the grass by mistake. After conceding, LOLSC decided that enough was enough, equalizing in the 12th minute and never looking back. With six shots on target compared to the lone effort from Real Madrid CF, the visitors turned the game into a shooting gallery. By the time the 86th minute rolled around and the final goal hit the back of the net, the scoreline of 1-4 perfectly reflected the sheer gap in dignity between the two sides.

Watching Real Madrid CF struggle to string two passes together while LOLSC danced around them was pure, unadulterated entertainment for anyone who enjoys seeing a giant trip over its own shoelaces. The statistics are truly damning: one solitary shot on target and a mountain of fouls tell the story of a team that had completely lost the plot. As for LOLSC, they leave the stadium with their heads held high, having orchestrated a total demolition job that will haunt the Madrid dressing room for weeks to come. Absolute scenes! 🔥

Head-to-head

Match details

Santiago Bernabeu (Real Madrid CF)

35000 spectators

No extra time

Pitch view

Chevalier
300 pts
26 yrs
Konate
227 pts
21 yrs
Dumfries
216 pts
19 yrs
Cucurella
216 pts
21 yrs
Tchouameni
223 pts
21 yrs
Rodrygo
189 pts
19 yrs
Bellingham
220 pts
23 yrs
Vitinha
208 pts
25 yrs
Endrick
250 pts
20 yrs
Vinicius
223 pts
20 yrs
Mbappé
227 pts
21 yrs
Laisstoup...
253 pts
29 yrs
Taclalagorge
288 pts
22 yrs
Joulbonhomme
281 pts
26 yrs
Casstibiat
275 pts
26 yrs
Failaicro...
274 pts
27 yrs
Piedscarrés
307 pts
22 yrs
Controldé...
312 pts
21 yrs
Courpavite
296 pts
26 yrs
Lachtaballe
285 pts
22 yrs
Frappodessus
288 pts
22 yrs
Tiracoté
275 pts
30 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    That is the end of the 90 minutes, a victory for LOLSC over Real Madrid CF, who will regret not taking their chances.

  2. 89'

    Shot off target by Frappodessus

    Splendid run from Frappodessus who beats one, then two defenders before toe-poking it at full stretch. The ball hits the post and goes out; he could have done better!

  3. 87'

    Tactical change — Real Madrid CF

    Real Madrid CF modifie sa stratégie.

  4. 87'

    Substitution for Real Madrid CF

    Real Madrid CF effectue un remplacement. Rodrygo prend la place de Rudiger.

  5. 86'

    Goal for LOLSC! Tiracoté

    Tiracoté looked like he wanted to cross, but he found the top corner against Chevalier, who cannot believe it. What a lucky goal!

  6. 83'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Frappodessus on Endrick.

  7. 79'

    Shot on target by Piedscarrés

    Magnificent 30-meter strike from Piedscarrés. The keeper gathers the ball at the second attempt.

  8. 78'

    Vinicius is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Casstibiat.

  9. 75'

    LOLSC is moving the ball around well. Real Madrid CF is completely disorganized and cannot win the ball back.

  10. 72'

    Dumfries puts in a heavy tackle on Taclalagorge during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  11. 66'

    They are playing in such a tight space, they need to get out of there... What a piece of skill from Rudiger to beat two players at once, he can spread it out to Tchouameni immediately.

  12. 63'

    Free kick by Tiracoté

    Tiracoté is going to take this set piece. He strikes it with power... The keeper is caught wrong-footed, but the ball hits the crossbar and goes out of play. What a pity.

  13. 63'

    Heavy foul by Vinicius who charges into Frappodessus from behind.

  14. 62'

    For the last few minutes, LOLSC and Real Madrid CF have just been watching each other play.

  15. 58'

    Goal for LOLSC! Lachtaballe

    GOAL for Lachtaballe!!! Lachtaballe twists Konate inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  16. 54'

    Undeniable foul! Mbappé tackles Taclalagorge with both feet off the ground!

  17. 50'

    Shot off target by Dumfries

    Dumfries breaks down the wing and pulls it back for Mbappé. The ball goes just wide of the post!

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Real Madrid CF va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45+2'

    Tactical change — Real Madrid CF

    Real Madrid CF modifie sa stratégie.

  20. 45+2'

    Substitution for Real Madrid CF

    Real Madrid CF effectue un remplacement. Vinicius prend la place de Kipu.

  21. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour LOLSC.

  22. 42'

    Rudiger slides into Joulbonhomme as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  23. 37'

    Goal for LOLSC! Courpavite

    Tiracoté flicks the ball past two defenders and crosses for Courpavite, who connects with a first-time half-volley that buries itself in the back of the net!

  24. 36'

    Dumfries and Endrick are stringing passes together beautifully.

  25. 34'

    Shot on target by Piedscarrés

    Frappodessus dinks the ball over the defense, Piedscarrés hits a powerful half-volley straight into the arms of the well-positioned keeper!

  26. 31'

    Courpavite dribbles past Mbappé with a magnificent nutmeg. Mbappé seems annoyed, so he tackles Courpavite from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  27. 25'

    Yellow card for Cucurella

    And it's a yellow card for Cucurella. It could have been red, but the referee keeps his cool!

  28. 25'

    After an aerial duel, Cucurella delivers a violent elbow to the face of Piedscarrés, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  29. 19'

    Controldésorienté goes down in the box under pressure from Kipu. The referee waves play on.

  30. 14'

    Real Madrid CF are in real trouble, LOLSC are currently monopolizing possession.

  31. 12'

    Goal for LOLSC! Courpavite

    Controldésorienté flicks the ball past two defenders and crosses for Courpavite, who connects with a first-time half-volley that buries itself in the back of the net!

  32. 10'

    Vitinha puts in a heavy tackle on Controldésorienté during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  33. 8'

    A sublime cross-field pass from Courpavite to Joulbonhomme, who brings it down with his chest.

  34. 5'

    Goal for Real Madrid CF! Mbappé

    Mbappé beats the offside trap and slides the ball between Laisstoupassé's legs. The ball ends up in the back of the net!

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    The match is underway! We are hoping for goals and, above all, some great football.

Key stats

Real Madrid CF LOLSC
1 Goals 4
1 Shots on target 6
1 Shots off target 2
8 Fouls 1
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Mbappé 5'

Scorers

  • Tiracoté 86'
  • Lachtaballe 58'
  • Courpavite 37' Tiracoté
  • Courpavite 12' Controldésorienté

Team sheet

Real Madrid CF

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 25'

Midfield

Attack

  • 5'

Substitutes

LOLSC

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 37'12'

Attack

  • 58'
  • 86'

Substitutes

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