Championship On 25/08/2026 15:30

Full time

0-5

HT: 0 - 2

Key moments

  1. 78'

    Yellow card for B. Assou-Ekotto

    Yellow card for B. Assou-Ekotto! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

  2. 76'

    Goal for Crossover Unity! Mr.Levenstein

    Thomas Shelby plays a through ball to Mr.Levenstein, who beats the keeper with a chip. What a great move!

  3. 71'

    Yellow card for Vuce

    Vuce picks up his first booking of the match; he will need to be careful from now on.

  4. 65'

    Goal for Crossover Unity! Thomas Shelby

    A well-taken corner by Majin Vegeta. Thomas Shelby loses his marker and plants a header past the keeper and into the net. It's a goal!

  5. 62'

    Goal for Crossover Unity! Steve Stifler

    Steve Stifler is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past Papa Bouba Diop, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

  6. 55'

    Substitution for FC Potisa

    FC Potisa effectue un remplacement. Jussie prend la place de Issam Jemaa.

  7. 55'

    Substitution for FC Potisa

    FC Potisa effectue un remplacement. Vuce prend la place de Seydou Keita.

  8. 55'

    Substitution for FC Potisa

    FC Potisa effectue un remplacement. Adama Coulibaly prend la place de Éric Sikora.

  9. 39'

    Goal for Crossover Unity! All Might

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, All Might faces C.Edouard Coridon, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  10. 27'

    Yellow card for Seydou Keita

    Yellow card for Seydou Keita following that foul; he'll need to be on his best behavior for the rest of the match!

  11. 7'

    Goal for Crossover Unity! Walter White

    Walter White advances from the left, commits Vitorino Hilton, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

What we witnessed on the pitch today wasn't a professional football match; it was a public execution. Crossover Unity arrived with the precision of a surgeon, dismantling FC Potisa with a ruthless 0-5 victory that left the home side looking like they had never seen a ball before. While Crossover Unity peppered the goal with 9 shots on target, FC Potisa spent their afternoon perfecting the art of the yellow card, collecting three of them as if they were trading stamps while their defense disintegrated into thin air. 🤡

The misery for FC Potisa began in the 39th minute and didn't stop until the final whistle. It wasn't just the goals—a masterclass of dominance from Crossover Unity—but the sheer lack of ambition from the hosts. With only a single shot on target throughout the entire ninety minutes, FC Potisa seemed more interested in committing six clumsy fouls than actually testing the opposing goalkeeper. Watching them try to organize a play was like watching a toddler try to solve a Rubik's Cube with oven mitts on.

By the time the final goal hit the back of the net in the 76th minute, the Crossover Unity supporters were likely falling asleep from boredom, given how little resistance they faced. FC Potisa finished the match as they started it: frustrated, carded, and completely outclassed. If this was supposed to be a competitive championship fixture, someone forgot to tell the home team that they were actually allowed to play the ball instead of just tackling the grass. A truly pathetic display that will surely haunt the nightmares of their fans for weeks to come. ⚽️📉

Match details

Felix-Bollaert (FC Potisa)

34000 spectators

No extra time

Pitch view

Sebastien...
209 pts
21 yrs
B. Assou-...
212 pts
22 yrs
Adama Cou...
180 pts
24 yrs
Vitorino ...
223 pts
20 yrs
Rigobert ...
202 pts
25 yrs
Papa Boub...
212 pts
21 yrs
C.Edouard...
211 pts
21 yrs
Vuce
166 pts
18 yrs
Daniel Co...
208 pts
20 yrs
El-Hadji ...
202 pts
22 yrs
Jussie
190 pts
20 yrs
Jeff Tuche
270 pts
25 yrs
Baggy le ...
261 pts
25 yrs
Muto Yugi
310 pts
23 yrs
Borat
311 pts
25 yrs
Thomas Sh...
318 pts
25 yrs
Majin Vegeta
325 pts
25 yrs
Mohawk
323 pts
21 yrs
Walter White
323 pts
24 yrs
All Might
320 pts
28 yrs
Steve Sti...
322 pts
23 yrs
Mr.Levens...
327 pts
21 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    It is all over! Crossover Unity wins 5-0, but FC Potisa performed well today and is being applauded by their supporters.

  2. 91'

    Shot off target by Walter White

    Walter White attempts a cross-shot from 25 meters, but the ball goes wide.

  3. 87'

    Down the left flank, Rigobert Song plays it through to B. Assou-Ekotto, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

  4. 84'

    Great team play, it is a shame a poor touch from Majin Vegeta brings the move to an end.

  5. 82'

    Mohawk finds plenty of space down the left. He crosses to Steve Stifler, who controls with a spin and beats the keeper at the second attempt. But he is flagged offside. Replays confirm it was the right call.

  6. 78'

    Yellow card for B. Assou-Ekotto

    Yellow card for B. Assou-Ekotto! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

  7. 77'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Steve Stifler, B. Assou-Ekotto can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  8. 76'

    Goal for Crossover Unity! Mr.Levenstein

    Thomas Shelby plays a through ball to Mr.Levenstein, who beats the keeper with a chip. What a great move!

  9. 71'

    Yellow card for Vuce

    Vuce picks up his first booking of the match; he will need to be careful from now on.

  10. 71'

    Vuce puts in a heavy tackle on Mohawk during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  11. 65'

    Goal for Crossover Unity! Thomas Shelby

    A well-taken corner by Majin Vegeta. Thomas Shelby loses his marker and plants a header past the keeper and into the net. It's a goal!

  12. 62'

    Goal for Crossover Unity! Steve Stifler

    Steve Stifler is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past Papa Bouba Diop, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

  13. 58'

    Shot off target by Walter White

    Walter White is in front of goal, Majin Vegeta makes a run but Walter White goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

  14. 55'

    Substitution for FC Potisa

    FC Potisa effectue un remplacement. Jussie prend la place de Issam Jemaa.

  15. 55'

    Substitution for FC Potisa

    FC Potisa effectue un remplacement. Vuce prend la place de Seydou Keita.

  16. 55'

    Substitution for FC Potisa

    FC Potisa effectue un remplacement. Adama Coulibaly prend la place de Éric Sikora.

  17. 53'

    Free kick by Seydou Keita

    Seydou Keita steps up, his shot is on target, but it is easily blocked by Jeff Tuche.

  18. 53'

    In a duel with Borat, El-Hadji Diouf goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  19. 52'

    Save by Sebastien Chabert

    Thomas Shelby is one-on-one with the keeper, hesitates, and hits a shot that Sebastien Chabert catches easily.

  20. 46'

    Baggy le Clown tries to nutmeg Issam Jemaa, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

  21. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC Potisa va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  22. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Crossover Unity.

  23. 40'

    Shot off target by Majin Vegeta

    Majin Vegeta crosses, Mohawk attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

  24. 39'

    Goal for Crossover Unity! All Might

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, All Might faces C.Edouard Coridon, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  25. 33'

    Rigobert Song and Papa Bouba Diop execute a beautiful one-two and bring the ball forward.

  26. 29'

    Shot on target by Steve Stifler

    Steve Stifler breaks down the flank, cuts inside with a nice move, and crosses. Mohawk powers a header straight into the keeper's gloves. A pity.

  27. 27'

    Yellow card for Seydou Keita

    Yellow card for Seydou Keita following that foul; he'll need to be on his best behavior for the rest of the match!

  28. 27'

    Seydou Keita commits a heavy foul, tackling Walter White from behind with both feet off the ground.

  29. 26'

    What a move! After a dazzling dribbling display, Majin Vegeta plays a through ball to Thomas Shelby, who misses his touch in front of goal... What a shame!

  30. 21'

    Seydou Keita humiliates Steve Stifler with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  31. 18'

    Walter White delivers a cross far beyond the back post while Mr.Levenstein was all alone in front of the goal.

  32. 16'

    Shot on target by Walter White

    Walter White's shot is scuffed! No problem for the keeper.

  33. 13'

    Shot on target by Thomas Shelby

    Thomas Shelby tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

  34. 11'

    Vitorino Hilton pushes Walter White in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  35. 10'

    Free kick by All Might

    All Might slips as he strikes the ball, sending it flying into the stands.

  36. 10'

    Issam Jemaa cannot stop Walter White, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  37. 7'

    Goal for Crossover Unity! Walter White

    Walter White advances from the left, commits Vitorino Hilton, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

  38. 4'

    El-Hadji Diouf pushes Baggy le Clown in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  39. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway for the first half between FC Potisa and Crossover Unity, let's hope for a great game!

Key stats

FC Potisa Crossover Unity
0 Goals 5
1 Shots on target 9
0 Shots off target 4
6 Fouls 1
3 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Mr.Levenstein 76' Thomas Shelby
  • Thomas Shelby 65' Majin Vegeta
  • Steve Stifler 62'
  • All Might 39'
  • Walter White 7'

Team sheet

FC Potisa

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 78'

Midfield

  • 71'

Attack

Substitutes

  • 27'

Crossover Unity

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 65'

Midfield

  • 7'

Attack

  • 39'
  • 62'
  • 76'

Substitutes

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