Championship On 25/08/2026 13:30

Full time

1-4

HT: 0 - 2

Key moments

  1. 86'

    Goal for Prison Break! Patoshik

    Patoshik!!! What a strike from 25 meters out, right into the top corner past Louis Simon!

  2. 50'

    Goal for Etoile Footlandaise! Timothe Bertrand

    Qegu wins the ball and charges upfield. He draws in the defenders before sliding it to Timothe Bertrand, who just has to slot it home.

  3. 47'

    Goal for Etoile Footlandaise! Timothe Bertrand

    Noah Petit takes the corner, it's cleared by the defense, but Timothe Bertrand picks up the rebound and fires it into the net. GOAL!!!

  4. 41'

    Yellow card for Syvo

    Syvo receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

  5. 34'

    Substitution for Prison Break

    Prison Break effectue un remplacement. M. Scofield prend la place de T-Bag.

  6. 7'

    Goal for Etoile Footlandaise! Syvo

    Corner taken by Noah Petit, and Syvo buries it with a stunning bicycle kick.

  7. 6'

    Goal for Etoile Footlandaise! Syvo

    Syvo dribbles past John Abruzzi before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

What a spectacular display of tactical bankruptcy we witnessed today as Prison Break hosted Etoile Footlandaise. If you were looking for a masterclass in how to ignore the goalposts, Prison Break provided the blueprint with their pathetic 2 shots on target throughout the entire afternoon. Meanwhile, Etoile Footlandaise arrived with a hunger that their opponents clearly didn't possess, treating the pitch like their personal playground while racking up 6 shots on target. It wasn't so much a match as it was a prison riot where the inmates forgot where the exit was, eventually crumbling to a humiliating 1-4 defeat. 🤡

The first half was a snooze-fest of clumsy fouls and wayward attempts, highlighted by a yellow card for Etoile Footlandaise at the 41st minute—a brief moment of aggression that finally woke them up. The second half, however, turned into a slaughterhouse. Etoile Footlandaise struck with surgical precision via a corner kick at the 47th minute and doubled their joy just three minutes later. Prison Break looked like they were running through molasses, failing to connect on anything meaningful until their lonely, desperate goal at the 86th minute, which served only to pad the stats of a doomed squad.

By the time the final whistle blew, Etoile Footlandaise had dominated every blade of grass, leaving Prison Break to ponder their existence in the lower echelons of the league. With 4 fouls committed by the visitors versus a solitary foul by the home side, it’s clear that Etoile Footlandaise was the only team actually playing with any intensity. As for Prison Break? They can take their 4 missed shots and their single goal back to their cells and rethink their entire strategy, because today was nothing short of a tactical disaster. ⚽🔥

Match details

Fox River (Prison Break)

21600 spectators

No extra time

Pitch view

Bradley B...
240 pts
21 yrs
M. Scofield
235 pts
26 yrs
Lincoln B...
240 pts
24 yrs
John Abruzzi
240 pts
26 yrs
Carlos Mozer
274 pts
28 yrs
M. Kim
241 pts
26 yrs
B. Miles ...
247 pts
23 yrs
Mahone
234 pts
28 yrs
Anthony O...
257 pts
21 yrs
Nathan Ondet
239 pts
21 yrs
Patoshik
243 pts
22 yrs
Louis Simon
202 pts
26 yrs
Japy
213 pts
19 yrs
Wite
244 pts
21 yrs
Jupi
272 pts
19 yrs
Noah Petit
200 pts
25 yrs
Hyta
209 pts
22 yrs
Vudi
229 pts
20 yrs
Cybu
216 pts
20 yrs
Syvo
215 pts
20 yrs
Timothe B...
223 pts
25 yrs
Qegu
200 pts
23 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    And it is on the referee's final whistle that Etoile Footlandaise secures the win against Prison Break

  2. 88'

    Mahone complains about the tight marking from Cybu, but the referee ignores him.

  3. 86'

    Goal for Prison Break! Patoshik

    Patoshik!!! What a strike from 25 meters out, right into the top corner past Louis Simon!

  4. 84'

    Shot off target by Noah Petit

    Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by Noah Petit, Hyta takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!

  5. 82'

    Free kick by Timothe Bertrand

    Timothe Bertrand goes over the wall but can't beat Bradley Bellick, who had anticipated the shot.

  6. 81'

    Patoshik is late on Qegu, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  7. 78'

    Shot off target by Hyta

    Hyta picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.

  8. 77'

    Carlos Mozer passes to M. Scofield, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  9. 73'

    Shot off target by Hyta

    Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by Hyta, Cybu takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!

  10. 69'

    Shot off target by Carlos Mozer

    Big miss! Carlos Mozer cuts the ball back to Anthony Ondet. After a great touch he is one-on-one with the keeper, but his powerful strike is off target! What a waste...

  11. 65'

    Vudi makes no attempt to play the ball there! Bradley Bellick is on the ground. It is a foul.

  12. 63'

    Shot off target by M. Kim

    M. Kim is in front of goal, Patoshik makes a run but M. Kim goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

  13. 60'

    Shot off target by Qegu

    Qegu enters the box, holding off everyone. But he curls his left-footed shot into the clouds.

  14. 58'

    Like a true magician, M. Kim skips past Jupi with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!

  15. 55'

    Shot off target by Patoshik

    Patoshik picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.

  16. 53'

    Tactical change — Prison Break

    Prison Break modifie sa stratégie.

  17. 50'

    Goal for Etoile Footlandaise! Timothe Bertrand

    Qegu wins the ball and charges upfield. He draws in the defenders before sliding it to Timothe Bertrand, who just has to slot it home.

  18. 49'

    Great cross out to the left from John Abruzzi, but Anthony Ondet miscontrols it and the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  19. 47'

    Goal for Etoile Footlandaise! Timothe Bertrand

    Noah Petit takes the corner, it's cleared by the defense, but Timothe Bertrand picks up the rebound and fires it into the net. GOAL!!!

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Prison Break va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  21. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Etoile Footlandaise.

  22. 41'

    Yellow card for Syvo

    Syvo receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

  23. 40'

    What a horror tackle! Syvo drives his studs into John Abruzzi's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  24. 37'

    Shot on target by Syvo

    Syvo approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and Noah Petit fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!

  25. 34'

    Tactical change — Prison Break

    Prison Break modifie sa stratégie.

  26. 34'

    Substitution for Prison Break

    Prison Break effectue un remplacement. M. Scofield prend la place de T-Bag.

  27. 32'

    A dangerous cross from Cybu is easily dealt with by Patoshik, who clears with a header.

  28. 27'

    Shot on target by M. Kim

    M. Kim breaks down the flank, cuts inside with a nice move, and crosses. Anthony Ondet powers a header straight into the keeper's gloves. A pity.

  29. 22'

    Unacceptable foul by Noah Petit who tackles Carlos Mozer from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  30. 18'

    Perfect tackle by John Abruzzi on Jupi! The move was very dangerous! John Abruzzi arrived at just the right time!

  31. 16'

    Shot off target by Mahone

    Mahone tries his luck from 35 meters out, but it flies way over. That would have been 3 points in rugby!

  32. 13'

    Lincoln Burrows dribbles past two opponents, but Qegu decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  33. 7'

    Goal for Etoile Footlandaise! Syvo

    Corner taken by Noah Petit, and Syvo buries it with a stunning bicycle kick.

  34. 6'

    Goal for Etoile Footlandaise! Syvo

    Syvo dribbles past John Abruzzi before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

  35. 3'

    Shot off target by Timothe Bertrand

    Timothe Bertrand lets fly from 25 meters! Ohhhh, that was close.

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    Hello everyone, get ready for a great match! Today, Prison Break takes on Etoile Footlandaise.

Key stats

Prison Break Etoile Footlandaise
1 Goals 4
2 Shots on target 6
4 Shots off target 5
1 Fouls 4
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Patoshik 86'

Scorers

  • Timothe Bertrand 50' Qegu
  • Timothe Bertrand 47' Noah Petit
  • Syvo 7' Noah Petit
  • Syvo 6'

Team sheet

Prison Break

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 86'

Substitutes

Etoile Footlandaise

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 7'6'41'
  • 50'47'

Substitutes

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