ASVP44 vs XI Legendes - Match report

Championship On 25/08/2026 10:30

Full time

ASVP44 4-3-3

3-8

HT: 1 - 7

XI Legendes 4-3-3

Key moments

82'

Goal for XI Legendes! M. Cafu

A driven cross from Neymar Jr., the keeper misses his punch and M. Cafu just has to tap it into the net.
70'

Goal for ASVP44! Kuce

Xewu wins the ball in midfield! He plays a through ball to Kuce! He beats the keeper to the ball and scores!
60'

Goal for ASVP44! Jyku

A well-taken corner by Lepennant. Jyku loses his marker and plants a header past the keeper and into the net. It's a goal!
43'

Goal for XI Legendes! C. Ronaldo

C. Ronaldo finds a gap in the defense and goes one-on-one with Fanu. The keeper comes out but gets faked out, leaving C. Ronaldo with an empty net.
40'

Goal for ASVP44! Tom Roux

GOAL! Qegy plays a beautiful through ball to Tom Roux, who keeps his cool to beat the keeper.
31'

Goal for XI Legendes! M. Cafu

A lightning-fast counter-attack sees Neymar Jr. play M. Cafu in behind the defense. He is one-on-one with the keeper and slots it home with the inside of his boot.
24'

Penalty converted by L. Messi

And it's a GOAL! L. Messi sends Fanu the wrong way.
24'

Yellow card for Kuce

Yellow card! Yes, Kuce cannot escape that one!
17'

Free kick scored by L. Messi

L. Messi takes his run-up, shoots... And scores! A superb curling effort!
12'

Goal for XI Legendes! M. Cafu

Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, M. Cafu pulls off a stepover, beats Raxo, and shoots. Unstoppable!
9'

Goal for XI Legendes! Neymar Jr.

Neymar Jr. finds a gap in the defense and goes one-on-one with Fanu. The keeper comes out but gets faked out, leaving Neymar Jr. with an empty net.
1'

Goal for XI Legendes! L. Messi

Oh, what a blunder!!! Kyta plays a weak backpass to his keeper, L. Messi intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...

Match editorial

ASVP44 CRUMBLES UNDER THE WEIGHT OF XI LEGENDES IN AN 8-3 MASSACRE

What a spectacular display of incompetence we witnessed from ASVP44 today! It is truly a rare talent to commit four fouls while managing to contribute absolutely nothing to the scoreboard for the majority of the match. The XI Legendes squad treated the pitch like their personal training ground, firing off 10 shots on target and turning the game into an absolute rout. By the 24th minute, ASVP44 had already gifted a free-kick goal and a penalty, proving that their defensive strategy was essentially just "let them score and hope for the best." 🤡

The highlight of the afternoon—if you can call it that—was the desperate, flailing defense of ASVP44, which earned them a well-deserved yellow card just as the penalty was being awarded. While they managed to scramble for three consolation goals, it felt like a toddler trying to stop a freight train with a plastic spoon. Meanwhile, XI Legendes were clinical, precise, and frankly, bored by the lack of resistance. Watching the ASVP44 backline chase shadows while XI Legendes danced through the final third was the comedic highlight of the season.

As the final whistle blew at 3-8, the scoreline told the only truth that mattered: one team came to play football, and the other came to commit fouls and collect souvenirs. XI Legendes dominated every inch of the grass, while ASVP44 can at least take solace in the fact that they managed to kick the ball into the net three times by pure accident. It was a masterclass in how not to defend, and a beautiful day for those who enjoy seeing a total tactical implosion. Better luck next time, though you might want to start by learning the rules of the game! ⚽🔥

Head-to-head

Match details

ASVP Stadium (ASVP44)

37800 spectators

No extra time

Pitch view

Fanu

246 pts

18 yrs

Raxo

252 pts

18 yrs

Kyta

230 pts

20 yrs

Kudo

233 pts

20 yrs

Xewu

228 pts

22 yrs

Kuce

229 pts

20 yrs

Jyku

232 pts

23 yrs

Lepennant

191 pts

30 yrs

Tabo

226 pts

20 yrs

Qegy

222 pts

20 yrs

Tom Roux

209 pts

28 yrs

G. Buffon

233 pts

24 yrs

R. Carlos

225 pts

26 yrs

P. Maldini

233 pts

20 yrs

S. Ramos

233 pts

26 yrs

M. Cafu

233 pts

24 yrs

Z. Zidane

238 pts

20 yrs

S. Busquets

239 pts

26 yrs

H. Xavi

240 pts

18 yrs

Neymar Jr.

239 pts

23 yrs

C. Ronaldo

234 pts

22 yrs

L. Messi

239 pts

23 yrs

Match commentary

91'

Full time!

And that's it! XI Legendes beats ASVP44! This was a great match that ends 8-3! What a game!
89'

L. Messi cannot get past Qegy and gives the ball away cheaply.
87'

Great pressing from XI Legendes. ASVP44 is struggling to play properly.
86'

For the last few minutes, XI Legendes and ASVP44 have just been watching each other play.
84'

Save by Fanu

What a powerful strike from C. Ronaldo, but Fanu gets in the way!
82'

Goal for XI Legendes! M. Cafu

A driven cross from Neymar Jr., the keeper misses his punch and M. Cafu just has to tap it into the net.
77'

Shot on target by Qegy

From a cross on the right, Jyku squares it to Qegy inside the box, but his effort is pushed away by the keeper.
75'

Shot off target by H. Xavi

Pass from H. Xavi to L. Messi, who completely slices his shot!!!
70'

Goal for ASVP44! Kuce

Xewu wins the ball in midfield! He plays a through ball to Kuce! He beats the keeper to the ball and scores!
66'

Shot off target by Z. Zidane

Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by Z. Zidane, M. Cafu takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!
61'

Tactical change — XI Legendes

XI Legendes modifie sa stratégie.
60'

Goal for ASVP44! Jyku

A well-taken corner by Lepennant. Jyku loses his marker and plants a header past the keeper and into the net. It's a goal!
55'

Save by Fanu

H. Xavi hits a clean shot on target, but Fanu makes a world-class save to clear the danger.
50'

G. Buffon dribbles past Lepennant with a magnificent nutmeg. Lepennant seems annoyed, so he tackles G. Buffon from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe ASVP44 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 7 buts à 1 pour XI Legendes.
43'

Goal for XI Legendes! C. Ronaldo

C. Ronaldo finds a gap in the defense and goes one-on-one with Fanu. The keeper comes out but gets faked out, leaving C. Ronaldo with an empty net.
42'

Shot off target by C. Ronaldo

Header from C. Ronaldo!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.
40'

Goal for ASVP44! Tom Roux

GOAL! Qegy plays a beautiful through ball to Tom Roux, who keeps his cool to beat the keeper.
37'

S. Busquets dribbles past two opponents, but Jyku decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!
31'

Goal for XI Legendes! M. Cafu

A lightning-fast counter-attack sees Neymar Jr. play M. Cafu in behind the defense. He is one-on-one with the keeper and slots it home with the inside of his boot.
29'

Tabo and Tom Roux are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!
24'

Penalty converted by L. Messi

And it's a GOAL! L. Messi sends Fanu the wrong way.
24'

Penalty to XI Legendes

Undeniable foul in the box!... L. Messi steps up, places the ball on the spot, and takes a few steps back...
24'

Yellow card for Kuce

Yellow card! Yes, Kuce cannot escape that one!
23'

A shirt pull by Kuce; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.
17'

Free kick scored by L. Messi

L. Messi takes his run-up, shoots... And scores! A superb curling effort!
17'

Tabo is late on G. Buffon, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.
12'

Goal for XI Legendes! M. Cafu

Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, M. Cafu pulls off a stepover, beats Raxo, and shoots. Unstoppable!
9'

Goal for XI Legendes! Neymar Jr.

Neymar Jr. finds a gap in the defense and goes one-on-one with Fanu. The keeper comes out but gets faked out, leaving Neymar Jr. with an empty net.
7'

Shot off target by Neymar Jr.

Neymar Jr. lets fly from 25 meters! Ohhhh, that was close.
1'

Goal for XI Legendes! L. Messi

Oh, what a blunder!!! Kyta plays a weak backpass to his keeper, L. Messi intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...
0'

Kick-off

And we are off for this massive clash between ASVP44 and XI Legendes!

Key stats

ASVP44 XI Legendes

3 Goals 8

4 Shots on target 10

0 Shots off target 4

4 Fouls 0

1 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

Kuce 70' Xewu
Jyku 60' Lepennant
Tom Roux 40' Qegy

Scorers

M. Cafu 82' Neymar Jr.
C. Ronaldo 43'
M. Cafu 31' Neymar Jr.
L. Messi 24'
L. Messi 17'
M. Cafu 12'
Neymar Jr. 9'
L. Messi 1'

Key moments

ASVP44 CRUMBLES UNDER THE WEIGHT OF XI LEGENDES IN AN 8-3 MASSACRE

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Team sheet

ASVP44

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Defence

Midfield

Attack

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XI Legendes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

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