DUR A QUEER vs Cristal FC - Match report

Championship

Full time

DUR A QUEER

4-0

HT: 2 - 0

Cristal FC

Key moments

86'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! LEGLAS

LEGLAS!!! What a strike from 25 meters out, right into the top corner past Monsieur propre!
68'

Red card for TOM BOMBASTICK

TOM BOMBASTICK gets a red for that bad challenge; he'll be finishing the match in the dressing room.
61'

Yellow card for Emile Picard

Yellow card for Emile Picard. He is lucky, that foul deserved a red.
52'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! PENETHOR

Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, PENETHOR pulls off a stepover, beats Antoine Collin, and shoots. Unstoppable!
40'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! EOMERD

ARGONADE clears long into the final third, EOMERD controls the ball and shoots! The trajectory completely caught the keeper off guard! What a goal!
8'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! TOM BOMBASTICK

GOAL! TOM BOMBASTICK steps over Mael Marchand and blasts it into the top corner. What a beautiful goal!

Match editorial

DUR A QUEER CRUSHES CRISTAL FC IN A TOTAL DISPLAY OF DOMINANCE

What a masterclass in humiliation! DUR A QUEER absolutely dismantled Cristal FC today with a ruthless 4-0 victory that felt more like a training session than a championship match. From the opening whistle, the boys from DUR A QUEER turned the pitch into their personal playground, racking up 9 shots on target while their opponents looked like they were participating in a clumsy ballet of fouls. The scoreboard finally ticked at the 40th minute, opening the floodgates for what would become a relentless barrage of goals that left the Cristal FC defense searching for answers they clearly didn't have. ⚽

The match wasn't without its moments of pure, unfiltered chaos, though. Cristal FC seemed more interested in practicing their wrestling moves than playing football, accumulating 6 fouls and a yellow card by the 61st minute. Not to be outdone in the drama department, DUR A QUEER decided to spice things up in the 68th minute, picking up a red card just to keep the playing field somewhat interesting for their hapless opponents. Even down to ten men, the home side looked superior, proving that a handicap is just a suggestion when you are clearly the better team on the grass.

By the time the final whistle blew, the 4-0 scoreline was a merciful ending for Cristal FC, who managed a pathetic 2 shots on target throughout the entire ordeal. DUR A QUEER proved today that they are in a league of their own, showing technical brilliance and a dash of reckless spirit that fans absolutely adore. As for Cristal FC? They might want to consider a career change, perhaps in something less contact-heavy, like chess or competitive knitting. A truly glorious day for DUR A QUEER supporters! 🔥

Head-to-head

Match details

On 24/08/2026 06:30

MINAS T IRRITE (DUR A QUEER)

12799 spectators

No extra time

GWEENLI

276 pts

23 yrs

FAGRAMIR

250 pts

22 yrs

LURTZ LE ...

245 pts

21 yrs

MIA LANGU...

247 pts

23 yrs

PENETHOR

257 pts

20 yrs

ROI SORCI...

249 pts

26 yrs

EOMERD

244 pts

21 yrs

ARGONADE

256 pts

21 yrs

ARABURNE

276 pts

23 yrs

TOM BOMBA...

248 pts

21 yrs

LEGLAS

249 pts

23 yrs

Monsieur ...

151 pts

24 yrs

Timothe D...

163 pts

21 yrs

Marius Le...

159 pts

24 yrs

Mael Marc...

160 pts

25 yrs

Naël Dupuy

169 pts

23 yrs

Emile Picard

178 pts

26 yrs

Antoine C...

150 pts

24 yrs

Thomas Le...

175 pts

25 yrs

Robin Denis

175 pts

25 yrs

Kratos

192 pts

24 yrs

Laurent B...

179 pts

27 yrs

Match commentary

90'

Full time!

Full time, the score is 4-0 for DUR A QUEER.
88'

Cristal FC is giving the ball away far too much in midfield and cannot string any passes together.
86'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! LEGLAS

LEGLAS!!! What a strike from 25 meters out, right into the top corner past Monsieur propre!
82'

Shot off target by PENETHOR

Breaking down the right wing, PENETHOR spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!
77'

Shot on target by PENETHOR

PENETHOR beats his man with a brilliant roulette, shoots immediately, but his effort is saved by the keeper's foot. What a fantastic play!!!
76'

PENETHOR cuts inside to beat his marker, but Naël Dupuy hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!
73'

Shot on target by Antoine Collin

A cross from Robin Denis finds Antoine Collin, who goes for a header. No trouble for the keeper.
68'

Red card for TOM BOMBASTICK

TOM BOMBASTICK gets a red for that bad challenge; he'll be finishing the match in the dressing room.
67'

The tackle by TOM BOMBASTICK on Robin Denis is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.
62'

Shot on target by ROI SORCIER GANGB

ARABURNE dinks the ball over the defense, ROI SORCIER GANGB hits a powerful half-volley straight into the arms of the well-positioned keeper!
61'

Free kick by ARABURNE

ARABURNE curls the ball towards the top corner, but the keeper punches it away for a corner!
61'

Yellow card for Emile Picard

Yellow card for Emile Picard. He is lucky, that foul deserved a red.
60'

TOM BOMBASTICK dribbles past Emile Picard with a magnificent nutmeg. Emile Picard seems annoyed, so he tackles TOM BOMBASTICK from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!
58'

After an aerial duel, Naël Dupuy delivers a violent elbow to the face of LURTZ LE CHICHI, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.
54'

Shot off target by TOM BOMBASTICK

Great solo effort from TOM BOMBASTICK, cutting inside from the left and firing a powerful shot into the side netting!
52'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! PENETHOR

Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, PENETHOR pulls off a stepover, beats Antoine Collin, and shoots. Unstoppable!
50'

Heavy foul by Laurent Bertrand who charges into MIA LANGUE DE SER from behind.
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Cristal FC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour DUR A QUEER.
40'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! EOMERD

ARGONADE clears long into the final third, EOMERD controls the ball and shoots! The trajectory completely caught the keeper off guard! What a goal!
34'

Undeniable foul! Timothe Durand tackles LURTZ LE CHICHI with both feet off the ground!
30'

Save by Monsieur propre

PENETHOR is one-on-one with Monsieur propre but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.
27'

DUR A QUEER and Cristal FC are struggling to find solutions, and the match is losing intensity.
22'

DUR A QUEER are really struggling to get a foothold in the game; Cristal FC are pressing as soon as their opponents have the ball.
17'

LEGLAS tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Robin Denis, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!
14'

The tackle by Emile Picard on ARGONADE is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.
13'

Shot on target by PENETHOR

ARGONADE plays it first time to PENETHOR, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.
8'

Goal for DUR A QUEER! TOM BOMBASTICK

GOAL! TOM BOMBASTICK steps over Mael Marchand and blasts it into the top corner. What a beautiful goal!
5'

Shot off target by ARGONADE

After beating his marker, ARGONADE shoots, but unfortunately his effort is off target.
2'

Save by GWEENLI

Laurent Bertrand fires a great shot on goal, but GWEENLI saves it without much trouble.
0'

Kick-off

Hello everyone, get ready for a great match! Today, DUR A QUEER takes on Cristal FC.

Key stats

DUR A QUEER Cristal FC

67% Possession 33%

4 Goals 0

9 Shots on target 2

3 Shots off target 0

1 Fouls 6

0 Yellow cards 1

1 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

LEGLAS 86'
PENETHOR 52'
EOMERD 40' ARGONADE
TOM BOMBASTICK 8'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

52'

Midfield

40'
40'

Attack

8'68'
86'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

61'

Attack

Substitutes

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