FC Black Mages vs Asse67320 - Match report

Championship On 23/08/2026 11:30

Full time

FC Black Mages 4-3-3

2-1

HT: 1 - 0

Asse67320 4-2-4

Key moments

80'

Goal for FC Black Mages! Carzomyr

Carzomyr beats one, then two defenders before finding himself alone against Castaneda, whom he crucifies with a powerful strike. What a superb goal!
72'

Yellow card for Oasis Raven

Yellow card for Oasis Raven! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...
65'

Substitution for FC Black Mages

FC Black Mages effectue un remplacement. Eos Call prend la place de Pika Neyrilon.
65'

Substitution for FC Black Mages

FC Black Mages effectue un remplacement. Nimgarthielle prend la place de Shiroi Okami.
65'

Substitution for FC Black Mages

FC Black Mages effectue un remplacement. Oasis Raven prend la place de Hishiki.
64'

Substitution for FC Black Mages

FC Black Mages effectue un remplacement. Kaizer Le Tueur prend la place de VirtualVT.
59'

Free kick scored by Bathenay

Goal! A magnificent goal from Bathenay! With an unstoppable shot into the top corner, Sircahir was helpless against that rocket.
37'

Red card for Santini

The referee hesitates, but finally gives a red card to Santini, who is sent off for that nasty foul.
35'

Penalty converted by Kalismatik

Penalty converted with no trouble by Kalismatik, powered into the bottom corner!
11'

Yellow card for Piazza

Piazza is very late on his opponent and receives a deserved yellow card.

Match editorial

BLACK MAGES MAGIC: A 2-1 SURVIVAL TALE OF CHAOS AND CARDS

What a masterclass in absolute nonsense! The clash between FC Black Mages and Asse67320 was less of a football match and more of a heated argument that accidentally involved a ball. The FC Black Mages squad somehow managed to secure a 2-1 victory despite their tactical approach seemingly being "let's just stand there and hope for the best." With only two shots on target the entire game, they proved that efficiency—or perhaps just pure, unadulterated luck—is the only stat that truly matters in this chaotic sport.

The drama peaked in the 37th minute when Asse67320 effectively decided that having eleven players was simply too mainstream, handing out a red card that left them scrambling for the remainder of the afternoon. Even with the man advantage, FC Black Mages looked like they were running through mud, allowing Asse67320 to claw back with a beautiful free-kick goal in the 59th minute. It was a moment of fleeting brilliance for the visitors, who clearly forgot that playing with ten men requires, you know, actually defending the goal for more than ten minutes at a time. 🃏

Ultimately, the 80th-minute goal sealed the deal for FC Black Mages, leaving Asse67320 to lament their disciplinary record and their inability to capitalize on their four shots on target. It was a messy, scrappy, and thoroughly entertaining disaster of a match. As the final whistle blew, the FC Black Mages faithful celebrated a win that was as ugly as it was essential, while Asse67320 will likely spend the bus ride home wondering why they treated the referee like a personal rival. Same time next week for more comedy, folks! ⚽

Head-to-head

Match details

Stade de la Foudre (FC Black Mages)

2400 spectators

No extra time

Pitch view

Sircahir

180 pts

20 yrs

Kalismatik

174 pts

25 yrs

Madaokisan

183 pts

19 yrs

Kaizer Le...

185 pts

18 yrs

Oasis Raven

157 pts

28 yrs

Carzomyr

169 pts

28 yrs

Syko Jr

171 pts

29 yrs

Misdreakie

185 pts

18 yrs

Nimgarthi...

164 pts

26 yrs

ChocGen

194 pts

19 yrs

Eos Call

161 pts

26 yrs

Castaneda

280 pts

27 yrs

Piazza

229 pts

25 yrs

Janvion

176 pts

23 yrs

Sagnol

224 pts

27 yrs

Lopez

213 pts

28 yrs

Bathenay

175 pts

29 yrs

Repilini

186 pts

29 yrs

R. Cherki

190 pts

26 yrs

Santini

197 pts

29 yrs

Zimako

191 pts

28 yrs

Giroud

165 pts

30 yrs

Match commentary

91'

Full time!

FC Black Mages players can congratulate themselves on a great victory over Asse67320.
90'

Eos Call is late on Bathenay, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.
86'

Asse67320's defensive line is playing high, making them vulnerable to turnovers—FC Black Mages could capitalize on that.
85'

Tactical change — Asse67320

Asse67320 modifie sa stratégie.
84'

Save by Sircahir

Giroud tries to chip the keeper from 30 meters, but he sensed the danger and caught the ball.
83'

Shot on target by R. Cherki

R. Cherki approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and Zimako fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!
80'

Goal for FC Black Mages! Carzomyr

Carzomyr beats one, then two defenders before finding himself alone against Castaneda, whom he crucifies with a powerful strike. What a superb goal!
75'

Counter-attack led by Lopez, a great opportunity, he passes to Giroud open on the wing, but it's just out of reach and goes out for a throw-in.
72'

Yellow card for Oasis Raven

Yellow card for Oasis Raven! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...
72'

Hard tackle by Oasis Raven on Janvion, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.
70'

Controlling a high ball on his chest, Lopez pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Syko Jr. Pure class.
65'

Substitution for FC Black Mages

FC Black Mages effectue un remplacement. Eos Call prend la place de Pika Neyrilon.
65'

Substitution for FC Black Mages

FC Black Mages effectue un remplacement. Nimgarthielle prend la place de Shiroi Okami.
65'

Substitution for FC Black Mages

FC Black Mages effectue un remplacement. Oasis Raven prend la place de Hishiki.
64'

Tactical change — FC Black Mages

FC Black Mages modifie sa stratégie.
64'

Substitution for FC Black Mages

FC Black Mages effectue un remplacement. Kaizer Le Tueur prend la place de VirtualVT.
62'

Save by Sircahir

Sircahir is on fire! He tips a left-footed rocket from Bathenay out for a corner.
59'

Free kick scored by Bathenay

Goal! A magnificent goal from Bathenay! With an unstoppable shot into the top corner, Sircahir was helpless against that rocket.
58'

Heavy foul by Pika Neyrilon who charges into Bathenay from behind.
54'

Lopez and Repilini execute a beautiful one-two and bring the ball forward.
48'

Piazza starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Syko Jr, who commits a very bad foul.
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Asse67320 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour FC Black Mages.
42'

Bathenay delivers a cross far beyond the back post while Zimako was all alone in front of the goal.
37'

Red card for Santini

The referee hesitates, but finally gives a red card to Santini, who is sent off for that nasty foul.
37'

What a foul! As ChocGen was heading for goal, Santini comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!
35'

Penalty converted by Kalismatik

Penalty converted with no trouble by Kalismatik, powered into the bottom corner!
35'

Penalty to FC Black Mages

Is that foul inside the box? Yes, the referee points to the penalty spot, Kalismatik places the ball and gives it a kiss.
35'

Castaneda is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Madaokisan.
29'

Tactical change — Asse67320

Asse67320 modifie sa stratégie.
29'

What a foul! As Sagnol was heading for goal, VirtualVT comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!
24'

Zimako weaves through the defense and cuts it back for Janvion, but a defender gets there first.
20'

Asse67320 is giving the ball away far too much in midfield and cannot string any passes together.
14'

FC Black Mages are in real trouble, Asse67320 are currently monopolizing possession.
11'

Yellow card for Piazza

Piazza is very late on his opponent and receives a deserved yellow card.
11'

Piazza is late on Misdreakie, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.
8'

VirtualVT goes down in the box under pressure from Janvion. The referee waves play on.
3'

Asse67320 has been playing some attractive football lately, while FC Black Mages is chasing the ball.
0'

Kick-off

The stadium is buzzing. The whistle has just blown, and both teams are set for a huge 90-minute battle!

Key stats

FC Black Mages Asse67320

2 Goals 1

2 Shots on target 4

0 Shots off target 0

5 Fouls 3

1 Yellow cards 1

0 Red cards 1

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

Carzomyr 80'
Kalismatik 35'

Scorers

Bathenay 59'

Team sheet

FC Black Mages

Goalkeeper

Defence

35'
72'

Midfield

80'

Attack

Substitutes

Asse67320

Goalkeeper

Defence

11'

Midfield

59'

Attack

37'

Substitutes

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