Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 90'

    Goal for The Proxipots! SebtwoS

    From a cross by Jerome that the defense fails to clear, SebtwoS controls perfectly on his chest and fires a half-volley from the edge of the box to crucify the keeper!!

  2. 79'

    Substitution for The Proxipots

    The Proxipots effectue un remplacement. Stamat prend la place de Nouka.

  3. 67'

    Goal for The Proxipots! SebtwoS

    Magnificent goal by SebtwoS!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Roberto.carlos, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

  4. 26'

    Goal for The Proxipots! Basile

    From a great cross by Nouka, Basile perfectly cuts to the near post and plants an unstoppable header.

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a training session for The Proxipots, who spent ninety minutes essentially playing against ghosts. GalacticFC managed to achieve the impossible: a perfect zero. Zero shots on target, zero shots off target, and absolutely zero impact on the game, unless you count their five desperate fouls as a tactical strategy. It is genuinely impressive to be on the pitch for an hour and a half and contribute nothing but a few clumsy tackles while The Proxipots treated the opposition goal like a personal practice range. ⚽

The nightmare for GalacticFC began in the 26th minute and never really let up, despite The Proxipots being generous enough to miss a penalty in the 50th minute. Honestly, that missed spot-kick was the only moment GalacticFC fans had to hold onto, a tiny crumb of luck in an otherwise humiliating 0-3 defeat. While The Proxipots peppered the goal with 10 shots on target and another 6 wide, the men in GalacticFC kits looked like they were participating in a silent retreat rather than a competitive championship. It was a tactical vacuum, a void, a complete absence of professional football. 👻

By the time The Proxipots hammered home their final goal in the 90th minute to seal the 0-3 scoreline, the scoreboard felt like an act of mercy. The Proxipots dominated every blade of grass with zero fouls committed, proving that you don’t need to play dirty when your opponent refuses to play at all. GalacticFC didn't just lose today; they vanished into thin air. If this is the future of their club, they might want to consider retiring the jerseys and taking up a sport that requires less movement—perhaps competitive napping? A truly pathetic display that will haunt the history books of 'Foot-Land' for years to come.

Match details

On 21/08/2026 13:30

Stade Galactik59972 (GalacticFC)

9200 spectators

No extra time

Casilas
143 pts
26 yrs
Cafu
128 pts
28 yrs
Maldini
135 pts
29 yrs
Nesta
129 pts
30 yrs
Roberto.c...
122 pts
30 yrs
Dunga
129 pts
24 yrs
Djorkaeff
130 pts
25 yrs
Dechamps
126 pts
24 yrs
Ronaldo
128 pts
25 yrs
Ronaldinhio
131 pts
28 yrs
C.Ronaldo
129 pts
30 yrs
MotWard
256 pts
30 yrs
Vince
248 pts
33 yrs
Roof
273 pts
25 yrs
Scar
277 pts
32 yrs
Jerome
264 pts
35 yrs
SebtwoS
274 pts
23 yrs
Basile
277 pts
26 yrs
Tony
278 pts
30 yrs
Boule
273 pts
23 yrs
Stamat
279 pts
22 yrs
Izbe
240 pts
35 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    The players of The Proxipots had to dig deep to beat GalacticFC with a score of 3-0.

  2. 90'

    Goal for The Proxipots! SebtwoS

    From a cross by Jerome that the defense fails to clear, SebtwoS controls perfectly on his chest and fires a half-volley from the edge of the box to crucify the keeper!!

  3. 87'

    Save by Casilas

    From a cut-back, Basile hits a volley on target, but Casilas tips it onto his right post! What a world-class play.

  4. 84'

    Shot on target by SebtwoS

    SebtwoS races down the right and crosses perfectly for Boule. Alone at the penalty spot, he heads it down, but the keeper stretches to his left to parry it away with his right hand. What an exceptional save!

  5. 82'

    Shot off target by Tony

    Header from Tony!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.

  6. 79'

    Tactical change — The Proxipots

    The Proxipots modifie sa stratégie.

  7. 79'

    Substitution for The Proxipots

    The Proxipots effectue un remplacement. Stamat prend la place de Nouka.

  8. 78'

    Shot off target by Nouka

    Nouka wins the ball in the opposition defense but rushes his effort and completely shanks it.

  9. 75'

    Tactical change — The Proxipots

    The Proxipots modifie sa stratégie.

  10. 72'

    Jerome accelerates and passes to Roof, who can't control the ball; it's a throw-in.

  11. 67'

    Goal for The Proxipots! SebtwoS

    Magnificent goal by SebtwoS!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Roberto.carlos, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

  12. 64'

    Shot off target by Izbe

    Breaking down the right wing, Izbe spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!

  13. 59'

    Boule cuts inside to beat his marker, but Cafu hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  14. 55'

    Free kick by SebtwoS

    SebtwoS steps up, his shot is on target, but it is easily blocked by Casilas.

  15. 54'

    Roberto.carlos makes no attempt to play the ball there! Tony is on the ground. It is a foul.

  16. 50'

    Penalty missed by Izbe

    Izbe steps up and shoots to the keeper's right, but hits the post.

  17. 50'

    Penalty to The Proxipots

    Undeniable foul in the box!... Izbe steps up, places the ball on the spot, and takes a few steps back...

  18. 50'

    Nasty tackle from behind by C.Ronaldo on Jerome.

  19. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe GalacticFC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  20. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour The Proxipots.

  21. 39'

    Save by Casilas

    Casilas can only deflect this curling shot from the edge of the box by Nouka out for a corner.

  22. 36'

    Shot off target by Basile

    Basile!!! We all thought it was in, but his shot goes wide of the goal.

  23. 31'

    Shot off target by Jerome

    Nouka finds Jerome first-time, who attempts an impulsive bicycle kick, but it's well off target!

  24. 26'

    Goal for The Proxipots! Basile

    From a great cross by Nouka, Basile perfectly cuts to the near post and plants an unstoppable header.

  25. 23'

    Free kick by SebtwoS

    SebtwoS takes the free kick and hits the wall. Unlucky!

  26. 23'

    Djorkaeff commits a heavy foul, tackling MotWard from behind with both feet off the ground.

  27. 17'

    They are playing in such a tight space, they need to get out of there... What a piece of skill from Maldini to beat two players at once, he can spread it out to Ronaldinhio immediately.

  28. 15'

    Great pressing from GalacticFC. The Proxipots is struggling to play properly.

  29. 12'

    The Proxipots is calmly moving the ball around while GalacticFC sits deep. This is all very boring!

  30. 10'

    Free kick by SebtwoS

    SebtwoS strikes it accurately. He aims for the top left corner, but once again, the keeper is alert and makes a clean save from the low-power shot.

  31. 10'

    In a duel with Djorkaeff, Basile goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  32. 7'

    Shot off target by Izbe

    Izbe lays it back to Nouka, who unleashes a missile! But it's no trouble; the ball is nowhere near the post.

  33. 5'

    Shot on target by Boule

    SebtwoS dinks the ball over the defense, Boule hits a powerful half-volley straight into the arms of the well-positioned keeper!

  34. 2'

    Nouka tries to outpace Dechamps, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee kicks things off under torrential rain.

Key stats

GalacticFC The Proxipots
23% Possession 77%
0 Goals 3
0 Shots on target 10
0 Shots off target 6
5 Fouls 0
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • SebtwoS 90' Jerome
  • SebtwoS 67'
  • Basile 26' Nouka

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 90'
  • 90'67'
  • 26'

Attack

  • 79'

Substitutes

  • 26'79'

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