What we witnessed today wasn't a football match; it was a public execution. Eden FC decided that Flamengo didn't need to touch the ball, let alone score, as they dismantled their opponents in a ruthless 8-0 demolition. While Eden FC spent the afternoon treating the goal net like a personal target practice range with 10 shots on target, Flamengo looked like they had wandered onto the pitch by mistake, failing to register a single shot on target throughout the entire ninety minutes. ⚽

The carnage began in the 28th minute and never really stopped, turning into a relentless wave of attacks that left the Flamengo defense looking like a group of tourists lost in the city center. By the time the referee whistled for the 60th-minute penalty—which Eden FC coolly tucked away—the frustration was boiling over for the visitors. One lone yellow card was all Flamengo could muster in terms of resistance, a pathetic token of aggression in a game where they were statistically non-existent. 🤡

By the 77th minute, the scoreboard looked more like a telephone number than a football result. Eden FC played with a level of clinical precision that was frankly insulting to the sport, while Flamengo seemed to be praying for the final whistle to end their misery. As the dust settles on this 8-0 blowout, one has to wonder if Flamengo will even bother showing up for their next match, or if they’ll simply send an automated apology letter to their fans instead. A historic humiliation that will be remembered for all the wrong reasons.