Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 91'

    Goal for PSG2025! Ruiz

    Kvaratskhelia accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. Ruiz arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!

  2. 75'

    Goal for PSG2025! Vitinha

    A well-taken corner by Neves curls to the back post for the unmarked Vitinha, who calmly taps it home.

  3. 71'

    Red card for Kadhafi

    Yellow card! No, red! A red card for Kadhafi who must leave the pitch!

  4. 27'

    Yellow card for Neves

    Neves receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

  5. 14'

    Goal for PSG2025! Vitinha

    An impeccable cross from Ruiz, Vitinha connects with a magnificent glancing header, leaving the keeper no chance!

  6. 13'

    Red card for Fidèle Castro

    Despite the protests, Fidèle Castro is shown a red card following that foul.

  7. 10'

    Goal for PSG2025! Dembele

    It is in the back of the net!! A driven cross from Vitinha is flicked on by Dembele to beat the keeper!

What a spectacular catastrophe for Loche Witz! The pitch at the stadium turned into a scene of absolute chaos as they were systematically dismantled by PSG2025 in a 4-0 thrashing. It wasn't just a loss; it was a surrender. While PSG2025 spent the afternoon treating the goal net like a personal dartboard with seven shots on target, Loche Witz seemed to confuse a professional football match with a UFC tryout, racking up two red cards and looking completely lost at sea. 🤡

The nightmare began early when PSG2025 opened the scoring in the 14th minute, setting the tone for a long, painful afternoon for the visitors. Despite a solitary yellow card and a few aggressive tackles from the home side, PSG2025 maintained their composure while Loche Witz simply imploded. By the 71st minute, the visitors were down to nine men, proving that if you can't stop the ball, you might as well try to stop the players—though that didn't help them avoid the inevitable scoreboard disaster.

The final score of 4-0 is a flattering reflection for Loche Witz, as PSG2025 wasted plenty of opportunities with wayward shots and missed set-pieces throughout the game. A clinical corner kick in the 75th minute and a final nail in the coffin in the 91st minute sealed the deal, leaving the Loche Witz supporters to wonder if their team actually remembered to bring their boots, or just their collection of referee-baiting antics. A total masterclass in dominance for PSG2025 and a masterclass in how to self-destruct for their opponents. 🔥

Match details

On 20/08/2026 11:30

Parc des princes (PSG2025)

24000 spectators

No extra time

Chevalier
245 pts
24 yrs
Hernández
167 pts
23 yrs
Marquinhos
245 pts
30 yrs
Pacho
245 pts
33 yrs
Zabarnyi
245 pts
29 yrs
Neves
223 pts
34 yrs
Vitinha
243 pts
28 yrs
Ruiz
243 pts
33 yrs
Doue
247 pts
31 yrs
Dembele
247 pts
31 yrs
Kvaratskh...
247 pts
28 yrs
Poutine
235 pts
34 yrs
Pinochet
152 pts
32 yrs
Trump
180 pts
34 yrs
kim Jun
162 pts
29 yrs
Amin Dada
164 pts
32 yrs
Staline
144 pts
33 yrs
Fidèle Ca...
144 pts
33 yrs
Kadhafi
140 pts
29 yrs
Oussama
134 pts
30 yrs
Mobutu
180 pts
33 yrs
Adolf
194 pts
33 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    The match between PSG2025 and Loche Witz is over. PSG2025 defeated Loche Witz in a hard-fought contest but showed more composure than their opponent.

  2. 91'

    Goal for PSG2025! Ruiz

    Kvaratskhelia accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. Ruiz arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!

  3. 87'

    Vitinha passes to Doue, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  4. 85'

    The tackle by Mobutu on Kvaratskhelia is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  5. 82'

    Shot off target by Kvaratskhelia

    Kvaratskhelia cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.

  6. 79'

    Oussama attempts a tough tackle on Zabarnyi but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  7. 77'

    Save by Poutine

    Vitinha is one-on-one with the keeper, hesitates, and hits a shot that Poutine catches easily.

  8. 75'

    Goal for PSG2025! Vitinha

    A well-taken corner by Neves curls to the back post for the unmarked Vitinha, who calmly taps it home.

  9. 71'

    Red card for Kadhafi

    Yellow card! No, red! A red card for Kadhafi who must leave the pitch!

  10. 70'

    Kadhafi leans on Neves in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  11. 68'

    Free kick by Neves

    Three steps back and Neves runs up... The ball is heading for goal but Poutine tips it over for a corner!

  12. 68'

    Heavy foul by kim Jun who charges into Dembele from behind.

  13. 65'

    Amin Dada dribbles past Zabarnyi with a magnificent nutmeg. Zabarnyi seems annoyed, so he tackles Amin Dada from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  14. 59'

    Offside called against Marquinhos, poorly served by Kvaratskhelia.

  15. 54'

    PSG2025 is currently dominating in midfield, pushing Loche Witz back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!

  16. 52'

    Shot off target by Zabarnyi

    Superb curling shot from Zabarnyi that grazes the top left corner! That was close!

  17. 49'

    Free kick by Adolf

    Adolf strikes the free kick with power, but it goes straight to the keeper who gathers it at the second attempt.

  18. 49'

    The tackle by Neves on Adolf is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  19. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Loche Witz va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  20. 45+2'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour PSG2025.

  21. 40'

    Shot off target by Dembele

    After beating his marker, Dembele shoots, but unfortunately his effort is off target.

  22. 36'

    Dembele tries to get past Amin Dada, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  23. 32'

    Shot off target by Dembele

    A real masterclass from Dembele, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but Neves, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

  24. 31'

    Save by Poutine

    Poutine is on fire! He tips a left-footed rocket from Vitinha out for a corner.

  25. 27'

    Yellow card for Neves

    Neves receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

  26. 26'

    Neves commits a deliberate obstruction on Poutine. Watch out!

  27. 23'

    A run down the right from Zabarnyi, who crosses but sees his ball cleared by Amin Dada. The danger remains near the penalty area.

  28. 17'

    Ball recovered by Zabarnyi who rushes to play Kvaratskhelia through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.

  29. 14'

    Goal for PSG2025! Vitinha

    An impeccable cross from Ruiz, Vitinha connects with a magnificent glancing header, leaving the keeper no chance!

  30. 13'

    Free kick by Neves

    Free kick, Neves to take it, he takes his run-up, it's 30 meters over the bar, that was a lovely drop goal!

  31. 13'

    Red card for Fidèle Castro

    Despite the protests, Fidèle Castro is shown a red card following that foul.

  32. 13'

    A shirt pull by Fidèle Castro; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  33. 10'

    Goal for PSG2025! Dembele

    It is in the back of the net!! A driven cross from Vitinha is flicked on by Dembele to beat the keeper!

  34. 6'

    Dembele and Pacho are stringing passes together beautifully.

  35. 3'

    Down the left flank, Doue plays it through to Hernández, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

  36. 2'

    Marquinhos hesitates too long in the box and loses the ball following a challenge from Pinochet.

  37. 0'

    Kick-off

    The twenty-two players are on the pitch, the referee checks his watch and blows the whistle to start the match.

Key stats

PSG2025 Loche Witz
77% Possession 23%
4 Goals 0
7 Shots on target 1
5 Shots off target 0
3 Fouls 5
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 2
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Ruiz 91' Kvaratskhelia
  • Vitinha 75' Neves
  • Vitinha 14' Ruiz
  • Dembele 10' Vitinha

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 75'27'
  • 75'14'10'
  • 91'14'

Attack

  • 10'
  • 91'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 13'
  • 71'

Attack

Substitutes

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